Trump Has Stage 5 Meltdown After Iran Strikes Back; He's Out Of Control

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Why did Trump launch a vulgar tirade against Iran after the overnight attack?

Jennifer Welch 0:04
In a truly presidential moment we can all be proud of, Trump started cussing out Iran because they won't do what he wants. And then hex us mad at the allies. So we are so popular. Here's Trump just on a full
Unknown 0:18
bender. Trump reacting to that Iranian attack on US forces overnight in Jordan. President Trump tells Fox News about Iran, we are going to beat the effing S out of them. He went on to say, we'll be hitting them hard. They're going to get a beating. So clearly the United
Alexandra Janelli 0:37
States. This is how you talk to like a drunk asshole in a parking lot.
Jennifer Welch 0:41
Here's the thing. Hasn't he said all this shit before? He just didn't use the expletives. And here's the deal. My mouth is vulgar. I get it. I can outcast anybody, anytime, any day of the week. Proud of it. the president of the United States. I'm not expected to be decent or presidential. This man is the president of the United States. This is like the one millionth time. Now the markets aren't even moving when he talks because they know it's all utter bullshit. But now he thinks he can throw in fucking and shit and we're going to beat him.

What did Trump claim the United States would do to “beat the f***ing s***” out of Iran?

Jennifer Welch 1:11
He's a real tough guy. He doesn't need low TP testosterone because he's a big boy. This is And I just want to say it was less than 24 hours ago or right at 24 hours that CNN panelists were talking about how presidential this man is. And I'm never going to get over that as long as I live.
Unknown 1:33
Yeah, and this came after Iran attacked the U.S., and now we're teaming up with Saudi Arabia, who we're also giving a nuclear weapon to, to hit back at Iran. It's just a complete shitshow. He's gotten us into this. He has no idea how to get us out.
Jennifer Welch 1:49
No, none.
Unknown 1:49
And so he's just going to keep saying this to reporters over and over again for who knows how long.
Alexandra Janelli 1:56
Well, and while this is all spiraling out of control, guess what Trump is doing? Let me guess. He's doing arts and crafts in the Oval Office. Daily Beast is reporting depths of Trump's new vanity project obsession revealed. Rival firms built tabletop models of Washington Dulles International Airport so that the president could tinker with buses, baggage and parking himself. So they're redoing this airport. This is his big project. And he did it himself using little models.
Jennifer Welch 2:27
Okay, nobody has told this man he has horrible fucking tastes. His taste, to use his words, is fucking shit. Everything he touches turns to dog shit. He is not good at decorating. Having a gold toilet does not make you a good decorator. I think that disqualifies you from decorating. And just one comment to add to Brian, now China is giving Iran shoulder missiles. So that's where we are. We've got China coming in. We know Russia's giving Iran intelligence. Kexeth, you know, mad at the allies, Trump's going to beat the shit out of them. And it's like, no, what you're going to do is completely deplete all of the ammunitions of the United States military. Put us even further in debt than you already have. Make us insolvent.
Jennifer Welch 3:16
But by God, his little models for his vanity projects and pictures of his face will be a okay that we won't touch that.
Unknown 3:25
Well, and while this is happening, we have no press conferences from the Pentagon. The Pentagon isn't allowing journalists to actually report what's going on. They're hiding the amount of casualties, American casualties from the war. And we get one public event a day. Today's was him with Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy talking about him opening up this new Dulles Airport in Washington, D.C. So we see where the priorities are. Well,
Jennifer Welch 3:56
and mind you, Congress is grilling Fauci. And it's like, nobody gives a fuck about what Fauci did. You're the only people that care because the commander in chief is in the Epstein files over a million times. He's been credibly accused of assaulting little girls. He's an adjudicated rapist. We can't talk about that because we're too busy talking about what Biden did. And now Obama, it's his fault. I read something else, something else is his fault. And this man is worried about his face being on the side of the Department of Justice. It is so stunning that we're sitting here talking about this, because if I saw this, I would be like, these people are too stupid to live.

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