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Chapter 1: What theories are discussed about Jesse Watters and Greg Gutfeld?
You know, we've had a lot of theories about Jesse Watters and Greg Gutfeld for quite some time, and they love to cover us on their The Five, which all of those people are terrible, except for our queen, Jessica Tarloff, who I love. But we've had a lot of theories about Pris Pants, as I like to call her, Jesse Watters. And then now, this is just what dropped on The Five yesterday. Play the clip.
I want the penis. I want the penis. I want the penis. I want the penis. I want the penis. I knew it.
Chapter 2: What shocking statements did Jesse Watters make on The Five?
I knew it the whole time. I have excellent radar capabilities about this stuff. And I've been telling you guys for quite some time. And now we have videographic testimony straight from the horse's mouth that he does in fact want the penis, Jesse. He talks about it a lot. And now we just, we have a direct statement from Miss Prispants Pumps.
I just, when I see what they're talking about on The Five, save Jessica Tarloff, I think, can you imagine if you had a breaking news from ABC News and they wanted to talk about how wonderful it was and just how funny it was that the director of HHS
cut off a raccoon's penis to study it i mean like these people are not this is not serious this cannot be serious news like for real the only way it could be serious is if they had a psychiatrist on there that said typically people who mutilate animals have severe personality disorders and mental illness that is the only appropriate response to this but if you're jesse waters
I mean, you know, we were Freudian before my case about priss pants. And now we're just moving into direct videographic statements from Jesse. The Freudian stuff has come to the surface. And now he just says, I want the penis. Will you play it one more time?
I want the penis. I want the penis.
I mean, OK, so speaking of idiots at Fox, Peter Doocy actually had a decent question for Caroline Leavitt in the White House briefing room the other day. Let's play this clip.
And American scientists who have either gone missing or died since mid 2024, they all reportedly had access to classified nuclear or aerospace material. Is anybody investigating this to see if these things are connected?
i've seen the report peter i haven't spoken to our relevant agencies about it i will certainly do that and we'll get you an answer if true of course that's definitely something i think this government and administration would deem work worth looking into okay i've heard enough of her this is crazy okay so this is a story that is just i kept getting like little nuggets of it so ryan kind of put it all together pumps i'm going to present it to you and the listener right now so
We have Michael David Hicks. Do we have a graphic here, Kylie? Yeah, Michael David Hicks, NASA. He died July, 2023. The coroner listed his cause of death as cardiovascular disease. The medical examiner still lists this case as open. Frank Maiwald, NASA principal researcher, died July 4th, 2024, died in Los Angeles at the age of 61. No autopsy, no cause of death, no public statement.
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Chapter 3: What are the details surrounding the missing scientists?
So this is really crazy. And if you think about what's happened with the FBI, that we have Kash Patel, who's more interested in making sure he provides perks to his much more attractive girlfriend to keep her in his bed. This should be a complete FBI investigation, but we have these dipshits that have taken over our federal government. And these are just entirely too many cases to ignore.
You have five or six people missing, you got people shot. Pums, what's your take on that?
I think something is fishy as hell. I mean, I just don't think that happens in a vacuum. Like he walked out without his glasses, his phone. Did he walk out? I mean, like all these questions come to my mind. Yeah. But the problem with all of this is you have the dumbest podcaster on planet Earth, Kash Patel running the FBI.
And remember, a thousand agents were taken off cases to go through the Epstein files. That's what the report was, a thousand FBI agents. Then you have all of these agencies that investigate. They've been pulled off of their assignments so they can run with ICE and deport people.
So you have two, I mean, like huge story, missing, conspiracy, all the things you could think of surrounding nuclear scientists. But we have to cover fat ass in the White House and Epstein, and we've got to make Stephen Miller's porn dreams happy by deporting brown people. So that's what our government's up to.
So I do not expect a resolution on this, nor do I expect confident or competent investigations.
I mean, also, I mean, I hate to jump into conspiracy theory shit here, but like these have really escalated in Trump 2.0. And I just, I have to say, you know, based on everything that Trump's doing, I just have, I don't trust the federal government at all. It's a, it's a crime syndicate. They fired any sort of civil servant.
that was bipartisan, that just wanted a job, a good government job to make, not to be rich, but to make a decent living, get health insurance. They fired all of those people per Elon Musk and others. And we, our government is a criminal crime syndicate operated by a bunch of dirty cops. Kash Patel's a dirty cop. Stephen Miller's a dirty cop. Donald Trump is a dirty cop. J.D.
Vance is a dirty cop that wears eyeliner. And so I just have no faith in these people. And it's really... horrible living in a country that we've lived in as long as we have, where we did have faith in the institutions. Were they perfect? No. But that's gone.
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Chapter 4: How are recent deaths of scientists being investigated?
That's completely gone. I have zero faith. Whatever this is, I'm certain there'll be some sort of mass cover up. Trump was asked about this yesterday. Play the clip.
down front there are these 10 missing scientists with access to classified stuff nuclear material aerospace they've all gone missing or turned up dead in the last couple months based on what you've been briefed what do you think is happening here and do you think that this is connected or totally random well i hope it's random but we're going to know in the next week and a half i just left the meeting on that subject so pretty serious stuff but we're going to be done i hope
He's changed it from two weeks to a week and a half. But here's my thing about how the press operates with him. You know, there he is standing there. This is a guy who goes on these benders at night tweeting crazy shit, you know, like really like I'm Jesus. Oh, actually, I'm a doctor. And then here's my arch. And then, you know, crazy conspiracy theories.
And they ask him these serious questions like, Mr. President, these 11 people have gone missing. And what is your take on that? And it's just even the way he's
asked normal questions and how everybody operates as though he's all there right is so irritating to me because i i mean i guess the person would get kicked out of the white house press pool but i think it should be like you know a follow-up question do you think you're competent enough to handle this if you take have you recently taken another cognitive test quiet newspaper sex would go by can you imagine the meltdown what do you think it would be
Oh, he just, you know, you're, who are you with? Family New York Times. You know, he's just, it's, he's such a petulant child and everybody just treats him like he's, you know, this normal person is so bothersome. Alright, listener, I'm excited to share with you this spring that I'm all about shaking off the winter funk by resetting my routine.
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Chapter 5: What was discussed regarding the midnight meeting in Congress?
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But anyway, in the middle of the night, last night, little Moses Mike Johnson tried to sneak through a bill that would help the government spy on Americans and was met with a revolt of his own party. So he convenes everybody at midnight. Little grinder does pop this up.
ABC News reports, in the dead of night, the House passed a bill to extend FISA through April 30th by unanimous consent at 2.09 a.m. after Republicans tanked procedural votes on the controversial warrantless surveillance law. House approved short-term FISA spy powers extension amid GOP in fighting. So the program sweeps up Americans communications without a warrant.
It's a backdoor surveillance tool that can be abused by whoever controls the intelligence apparatus. Opposition from some in the GOP killed an 18 month extension of the bill, meaning there will need to be another vote on it in the coming weeks. And Ro Khanna comes out with this video right after the vote. Play the clip.
Republicans have called Congress back into session at midnight to cast a secret vote to reauthorize FISA. This would give Donald Trump the power to surveil or collect data on Americans through a back door.
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Chapter 6: How does the FISA extension impact surveillance of Americans?
There really is not a philosophical debate here. A yes vote is a vote to give Donald Trump more power over American citizens. A no vote is a vote to stand up to Donald Trump. Every Democrat should be a no on the reauthorization of Pfizer.
And so, this is where you have to realize that it's an opportunity to message for Democrats and Ro Khanna is always at the forefront of this, but I would even expand that messaging to say, this is the don't tread on me party. How many times have Republicans said, we are for a limited government, we're for a tidy, small, neat and efficient government.
Yet here we have Trump expanding the powers of the federal government and the don't tread on me people are now working for the government as ICE agents because these people believe in nothing except for owning the libs. They have fallen prey to online propaganda that they would rather scapegoat people who have a different political opinion
from them than the true villains in this country, which are the corporations and the billionaires that exploit and take from working class Americans. The true parasites of this country are the donors and the funders of this MAGA regime that have rubber stamped and are funding a full blown dismantling of the United States democracy and funding and ushering in fascism.
I completely agree with that. And the minute I hear about all this, I think Peter Thiel, like his face pops into my head because I know Palantir controls all this information. He was given everything and he is crazier than a shithouse rat. So it's terrifying when you think who's got hold of all this stuff.
Yeah. Yeah. And this is stuff that I have to point out, too, being objective. This is stuff that started under George W. Bush and Dick Cheney and Obama didn't stop it. And then it's just continued. So there's an argument when people say both parties do bad stuff. That's really true. Like, you know, we have to have a political opposition party that takes this government down.
to a place where we are putting individuals rights first and foremost not corporations not big brother government spying on people and it's going to take a uh a political party that isn't bought and paid for like little prostitutes by palantir and aipac all right that's all i have all we have like and subscribe and we'll be back later with more news
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