But Now It's Toast

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How did the hosts react to being chosen for Apple Podcasts' Creators We Love?

PJ Kirby 0:00
Hey, girlies. Drumroll, please. Because we have been chosen for the Apple Podcasts 2026 Creators We Love campaign.
Kevin Twomey 0:07
Lads, we are absolutely buzzing. And we are an esteemed company with other amazing podcasts, such as... The Receipts Podcast, High Performance. Happy Place with Fern Cotton is in there. And Jamie and Sophie Lang's Newly Parents. Lads, we're absolutely weak for ourselves. It feels like a full... circle moment it does it absolutely does because apple podcasts have been supporting us since the beginning of our podcast journey and now we're just delighted at the fact that hopefully more people around the world will discover i'm grandmam and get to listen and laugh along with us we also look gorgeous on the home page yeah show them the home page on the home page now lads look at that when you click onto the home page we're going to be there in all our glory we're serving glamour with our colleagues i want to say yeah there are colleagues now
PJ Kirby 0:50
Yeah, you can check out the other creators, i.e. our colleagues on the homepage. And you can also watch on grandmam episodes in full HD video.
Kevin Twomey 0:59
Oh, my God. Lans, we are leveling up.
PJ Kirby 1:02
Thank you so much, Apple. Remember back in the day when my mum taught the microwave was going to make all of us grow an extra eye.
Kevin Twomey 1:11
Okay, can I just say... But can I say, we haven't disproved that theory though, have we? What's the control setting? Has there been a child who's been left near the microwave?
PJ Kirby 1:24
Yeah, but when you're pregnant and you're not meant to stop by, that's misinformation. That's Stephen Bartlett. If I say that, I can't finish that sentence.
Kevin Twomey 1:31
Anytime we say something that one of us reckons to be bullshit, we have to go, that's Stephen Bartlett. That's S.B. That's S.B., girl. That's Stephen Bartlett bullshit.
PJ Kirby 1:39
It really is, girls.
Kevin Twomey 1:54
It's your favourite queers, back in your ears. It's I'm Grandmam. Hey girlies, I'm Kevin. And I'm PJ. And welcome back to... I'm Grandmam.
PJ Kirby 2:05
Woo!
Kevin Twomey 2:06
girls what let's hear for toast guys you know it's my death row meal yeah sourdough toast butter actually fuck it doesn't even have to be sourdough but actually if i'm getting the choice because it's death row i'm picking sourdough yeah lashing of butter has to be carry gold obviously sprinkle of malden sea salt yeah we just had we were getting a peckish there In between. And you're due a weekly shopper, you?
PJ Kirby 2:33
Yeah, there's nothing in the gaff.
Kevin Twomey 2:35
The cats are crying there.
PJ Kirby 2:35
They haven't been fed. We had to have some toast, girls. But girls, it's amazing.
Kevin Twomey 2:42
And I don't have it often. But once in a blue moon, when I'm feeling it, and I'm feeling a bit fruity, and I add a layer of jam to the toast. Oh, you're doing jam. Girls, it's going to be a good day.
PJ Kirby 2:55
This podcast is brought to you by toast. It was bread.
Kevin Twomey 2:58
But now it's toast. But now it's toast, girls. But now it's toast. Did I tell you about? Did I tell you about?
PJ Kirby 3:08
Also, if your friend used to be kind of a plain Jane, but she got hot out of nowhere, she's now toast.
Kevin Twomey 3:15
And now it's toast. But now she's toast. Please welcome to the stage. Hot cross bun. Miss Toast. Miss Toast. Speaking of breakfast, kind of.
PJ Kirby 3:26
I wouldn't say toast is just a breakfast food. No, of course not.
Kevin Twomey 3:30
Girl, I just ate it now and it's two o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah. I toast the whole time. Also, it's just perfect like, you know, when you come in from a night out and you have a slice of toast, girls. Girls, stop what you're doing right now and pop some bread in the toaster.
PJ Kirby 3:42
Also, stop sitting me down in the smoking area and telling me about burnt toast theory. What's that? It's basically like... Tell me what it is. Kind of like... Let me get my crystals. Basically, it's like, oh, your life could go a completely different way if one little thing throws you off. So, like, if you burnt your toast in the morning, which makes you late for work, you might get hit by a bus. But if your toast wasn't burnt... then you would because you'd be running on a different time schedule.
Kevin Twomey 4:11
So it's kind of like... I think about that all the time and I never knew there was a word for it. I'm literally going to cry.

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