Fluff Up The Feathers

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

PJ Kirby 0:00
Hey, girlies. Drumroll, please.

How did Apple Podcasts spotlight I'm Grandmam at the episode start?

PJ Kirby 0:02
Because we have been chosen for the Apple Podcasts 2026 Creators We Love campaign.
Kevin Twomey 0:07
Lads, we are absolutely buzzing. And we are an esteemed company with other amazing podcasts, such as... The Receipts Podcast, High Performance. Happy Place with Fern Cotton is in there. And Jamie and Sophie Lang's Newly Parents. Lads, we're absolutely weak for ourselves. It feels like a full... circle moment it does it absolutely does because apple podcasts have been supporting us since the beginning of our podcast journey and now we're just delighted at the fact that hopefully more people around the world will discover i'm grandmam and get to listen and laugh along with us we also look gorgeous on the home page yeah show them the home page on the home page now lads look at that when you click onto the home page we're going to be there in all our glory we're serving glamour with our colleagues i want to say yeah there are colleagues now
PJ Kirby 0:50
Yeah, you can check out the other creators, i.e. our colleagues on the homepage. And you can now also watch on grandmam episodes in full HD video.
Kevin Twomey 0:59
Oh my God. Lans, we are leveling up. Thank you so much, Apple.
PJ Kirby 1:04
We're on my mam's, what's this? Is this a futon? What's a futon? This is a futon, but I thought a futon... Just before we got into the theme, what's a futon? Yeah, before anyone... Because we need to know this. Stop what you're doing right now, we need to find out what a futon is. This is more like conservatory furniture, but I thought a futon falls out into a bed. Is futon a bed?
Kevin Twomey 1:21
It's definitely Japanese, is it? What is a futon? Can I say it's definitely Japanese? I don't know.
PJ Kirby 1:26
I did it.
Kevin Twomey 1:27
What is a... No, it kind of sounds... I was going to say it kind of sounds Japanese. It's Japanese. I'm weak. No, I'm weak. That's the teaser. That's the teaser.
PJ Kirby 1:40
Sometimes it's not a swing and a miss and it's a home run. And sometimes like... You have to take risks. You have to take the swing. Sometimes you have to take risks at cultural appropriation to be correct.
Kevin Twomey 1:52
And sometimes when you take that swing, it ends up in fucking Tokyo. Well done.
Kevin Twomey 2:10
it's your favorite queers back in your ears it's i'm grandmam hey girlies i'm kevin and i'm pj and welcome back to i'm grandmam a nice breeze coming in there now wherever i got it from i'd love that breeze to continue because we're in the fiery pits of hell again very warm in satan's gooch we're in satan's gooch ie nula's kitchen
PJ Kirby 2:33
Yeah, i.e. electric city because of all the sockets that are after being installed. Yeah. Because you told my mum she needed to put the kettle nearer to the sink.
Kevin Twomey 2:43
You keep trying to blame socket gate on me.
PJ Kirby 2:45
It was.
Kevin Twomey 2:46
No, I complained about the sockets in your mum's kitchen.
PJ Kirby 2:50
I never mentioned the conservatory. But you just triggered some kind of socket hysteria. But there's not one socket still to be found in the kitchen. I've agreed with her that you're going to pay 50% of the electricity bill going forward.
Kevin Twomey 3:02
But she'll still have no electricity bill because she's got eight sockets installed and all that's in that room is one lamp.
PJ Kirby 3:09
Yeah, so my mam's after finding a fella. Well, Leona, my sister's friend, is after finding a fella. Leona would know a few fellas. Leona knows a fella for everything.
Kevin Twomey 3:20
That's why... I'm nearly upset that I'm not back in Cork because when I'm looking for a fella over in London for a job... Yeah, a job. Like a little fox or... I don't know anyone to do any jobs.
PJ Kirby 3:32
If you need a fella to do anything... Anything. Like get a skip, install a few sockets, dispose of a body... Get on to Leona.

What is a futon and why do the hosts joke about it?

PJ Kirby 3:42
Get on to Leona. I'm not going to say your surname, Leona girl, because I know you'll have a hit out on me as well. You don't want to cross her, girls. No, but you do want to be her friend when you want sockets installed all over your gaff. So my man done eight sockets in the conservatory. Then she done one just by the utility room. But then the most random one I haven't shown you yet is in the front hallway in the windowsill. Go out to my front door. Go out to the front door and look to the left of the front door and it's just on the windowsill and come back and give me your live reaction as we wait for Kevin's live reaction.

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