The Belgese Boy
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What tech issues did the hosts face this month and how did they fix them?
Now this curve
is the best thing in the house. Oh, my dad was obsessed with the curve. I want a curve in my home. I want an archway. You do 'cause who needs corners? Who needs corners, not me. When I was younger, he brought me out before we started doing an extension. Yeah. He goes, See the store, PJ. It's gonna be a curved archway. Oh my god. And I goes,
let's hear for the curve. Let's hear for the curve. Something about a curve, girl.
Something I ev and even downstairs, if there's a curve downstairs. She's curvy. Yeah, you don't want it straight. You want it to curve. And it's weird that we said that straight after our memory about my dad. Anyway, let's move on.
It's your favourite queers, back in your ears, it's I'm Grandmam. Hey girlies, I'm Kevin and I'm PJ and welcome back to I'm Grandmam. What's the crack? How's everyone getting on? We're back in Cork so the accent's coming out. Back in Corkhead. Now, I had a very corky moment coming back last night from Heathrow, right? The flight was at twenty five past ten. Yeah. And I've gotten that flight a few times right now. The nighttime one. The nighttime one. It's one of the last ones out of terminal two. Yeah. It's that flight to Cork, right? So I knew the gate was closing around ten. So I'm sitting in the lounge, girls, girls, I know, don't hate me 'cause I'm in the lounge. Hate yourself for not getting the lounge, right?
So I'm sitting in the lounge, I'm chilling in the lounge. I actually had uh Tigreen curry. Is that all free then? All free, girl. Free in the lounge. Free in the lounge. Everything's free, girl. Really? Girl, you can shower in the lounge if you want. You can shower in the lounge. Is there cruising in the lounge? No cruising in the lounge, but I would say I'm definitely alert in case there is An opportunity. An opportunity to cruise. Look There's an opportunity to cruise anywhere you go. You just have to have a bit of imagination. And be brave enough. And be brazen. Yeah, yeah. That's all it takes, really, right? So I'm cruising in the lounge. The gate is being announced at nine thirty five. Okay. So anyway, it's quartered and saying I always know because I get that flight so often.
My flight's leaving from eight twenty two. Okay. Always happens, right? It's always that one. Or else it's twenty one the odd time, but typically it's gate twenty two, right? You'd be driving the plane next. Be driving the plane, girls. Anyway, so it's about quarter time I'm like, I'll make my way down. Next thing I see Final call, right? Plass it across the screens for cork. I see someone pegging it past me, I start pegging it as well. There's another person then in front running. So we're running. Anyway, I was like, how's that all happened so quick? It's not even uh ten to ten. The flight's not taking over until ten thirty five. You texting the pilot, Brendan. I was like, Brendan was for home, girl in a rush to get home but it he obviously was 'cause we get onto the flight then I was one of the last five getting on and they were like, Right, that's great, everyone's on board.
The two air hostesses are delayed. They're like, That's grand now, we'll actually get home grand and early now, right? And then the pilot was like, Oh, everyone's on board and I'm like, Yeah, because he had up final course. We had to run though. There which suits me when I was only delighted to be getting hung. A few minutes early. Yeah. But from the moment then we took off, we took off 10 minutes early because we were able to find some space for the taxi takeoff. Yeah. Right? Girl, I could fly the plane. You could fly the plane, babe. I texted my sister to say, hey, we're taking off a bit early at 10:17. Because the flight lands at 11:16. Fifty nine minutes in the air. I think that's the quickest now we could have had some tailwinds, I dunno what was going on.
But under the hour. I couldn't believe it. The pilot was mad to get home. I'd say he was trying to I don't know, make home for the finale of the trailers or something. I couldn't believe it.
I was like this took no time whatsoever. I could just picture him getting onto the plane, looking at the air hole sets and going, God, will we get him on quick?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What tech issues did the hosts face this month and how did they fix them?
0:00–8:14
2
How did Kevin’s Lake District CrossFit trip go and what were the highlights?
8:14–16:24
3
What happened with Kevin’s viral “tiny blind” TikTok and why did it blow up?
16:24–25:29
4
What are the listeners’ “dating disaster” stories and what red‑flag themes emerge?
25:29–34:12
5
How did the first submission about a teenage crush in Belgium turn out?
34:12–43:41
6
What lessons did the hosts share about handling heartbreak and red‑flags?
43:41–50:48
7
Why do the hosts recommend checking out the Patreon for more dating stories?
50:48–55:14
8
What final takeaways do the hosts leave listeners with about dating and self‑care?
55:14–56:02