In 1963, a geneticist named Dr. Harold Voss began secret experiments on pygmy marmosets in a hidden Vermont lab. He injected them with an experimental neural serum designed to push their intelligence dangerously close to human levels. It worked — but something else happened. Their fur turned blue. They formed a hierarchy. One white-furred elder became their leader. The staff called him "Papa." When Voss disappeared in 1966, authorities found broken cages, tiny white caps made from cut medical gloves, and a hand-painted map of the nearby town with every house crossed out except one. Underneath it was a single word: "NEXT." This is the story they don't want you to know about the Smurfs.

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