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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots, black-triots, brown-triots, it's Pride Month. We love you. Everybody that still supports Trump can do what? Fuck off! Pumps, what have you had it with?
Okay, what I've had it with... And I've had it because I never, ever, ever watch just regular TV. So what I've had it with is all the political commercials, especially in Oklahoma. I've just had it. It's unbelievable. I mean, Jennifer, You probably left because you wanted to get away from this, but we want to take America back. Are you fucking kidding me? I have it. It's just I can't take it.
They're pointing out who doesn't like Trump like that's a bad thing. It's just I can't take it. I'm ready for the Republican primary to be over just so I can have peace when watching a sporting event.
You know, I saw on your Instagram stories one day and on my husband's Instagram stories one day, you both re-storied or re-grammed on your story this statistics about Oklahoma, which it's, you know, 50th in education, 49th in this, 48th in this, 46th in this, 47th in that.
Chapter 2: What frustrations do the hosts express about political commercials?
It's just, you know, a bottom 10 state. And for 20 years, it's been a Republican supermajority. And so it cracks me up when people in Oklahoma say, you know, we've got the radical left. I'm like, there are no radical left policies anywhere in Oklahoma. None.
None. Nowhere. And I want to go down to I just recently had to go down to the county election board because when I went to vote for mayor, it had me under my married name, which I had filled out all the paperwork when I did the name change. And I even though, you know. The SAVE Act hasn't passed. I thought, they're fucking with people, and I'm a Democrat.
So I drove my fat ass down there, and I re-signed it. And she's like, well, this is going to keep you from voting in the primary. I go, I'm a Democrat. There's nobody for me to vote for in the primary. Like, we've got one in each race. I mean, they're recruiting Kylie and I to run. That's how desperate they are. So yeah, I would just...
PSA, go ahead before the midterms and check out your voter registration because crazy shit's happening.
I wonder what would happen if a well-funded Democrat were able to go into an Oklahoma election. and run on just over and over and over the failed policies of the Oklahoma Republican Party. The last time we had Brad Henry, and listen, Brad Henry was the last time we had a Democratic governor. We're ranked 14th or 17th in education, depending on which data you look at.
So, I mean, top 20 in education. Since then, it's been a Republican supermajority, first via Mary Fallin, this governor who allegedly, big Christian female governor who allegedly had an affair with one of the troopers, state troopers, assigned to protect her. So of course, slap and tickle city with the Bible thumping Republican women.
Then it gets passed to Governor Kevin Stitt, who dedicated every square inch of Oklahoma to Jesus Christ. And despite the dedication, I think we're probably around 43 in education. Every metric, Oklahoma has collapsed further and further. And I wonder if there were a Democratic Party presence. We might not win, but the last the last gubernatorial race, the Democrat ran as MAGA light.
She didn't really run as a candidate. attack dog against Republican policies. It was, yeah, I'm pretty much Republican. I'm just not as crazy as they are. And I don't, I just don't think that works.
Here's the thing after, you know, cause I had to go to the dentist yesterday. It was like two hours of watching, you know, whatever it was like NBC round the clock news or whatever. And I saw all these ads and I could read them because they had the closed captioning. And I just sat there and I thought, I think they're too stupid.
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Chapter 3: How does Oklahoma's education system reflect its political landscape?
You're not smart enough to take somebody saying, we are going to raise your wages. We are going to give you health care. This is what we're going to do. But we are part of the radical left lunacy. I don't think they're smart enough. If they're sitting there legitimately thinking, we've got to take back America, I don't have a lot of hope. I don't. I just think this is just going to be...
Well, especially when you don't have a Democratic Party that is present in these states. So you have the Republicans that out-crazy each other. And that's a real error of Rahm Emanuel, who thumbed his nose at the 50-state strategy. And you can see when the Democratic Party exited Bible Belt states like ours, you don't have a healthy electorate. You have a very toxic, crazy electorate.
And these people fall prey to all this propaganda that there's litter boxes and people dressing up as cats, which here's the deal. Somebody wears cat ears, like you're wound up about that. Like you're doing it at Mar-a-Lago.
Yeah, they're doing that Mar-a-Lago, and the president has some nipple obsession, and teenagers left and right in the Epstein files are accusing him of RAPE, but some kid wore cat ears, was a furry, and you're that triggered? Like, these people are so emotionally fragile. Yeah. Like, it's crazy. Okay, you mentioned the dentist. Yeah.
I went to the dentist yesterday for a clean cleanup and it's my new dentist in New York. So I had to find a like neighborhood dentist. So I had to fill out all of these forms. So number one, I've had it with 10 page forms that you have to fill out where it's like, I mean, literally he's asking me like if I had STDs.
Well, I guess your mouth could have us.
We got that deep into it. Right. But then there was one question that I kind of paused on because I was like, no, no, no, no, no. And then it was like, are you emotionally unstable? And I was like, did somebody call them and tell them to put this in there? Like, how do they know? Did they did they watch some footage of our podcast? And then they typed it in. Yeah.
So then I'm like paused on that and I have my mouse like over it. I'm like, how do I answer it? Do I go? Yes.
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Chapter 4: What issues arise from voter registration in Oklahoma?
Which is the truth. Or do I go? No. And lie. So I went kind of back and forth and I went on to a few more questions and I went back up to it and I was like, No.
Maybe you'll find out. No, I always have those questions too. Like, are you having emotional, you know, never at the dentist though, but like at the- This was straight up, are you emotionally unstable?
That's all.
No, I've never had that.
Question mark. And I was just like, what do they know? That's how they know.
That's what I thought. Jesse Waters called and told them.
But then I also think, How are people supposed to answer that? Because aren't we all situationally, emotionally unstable throughout the day? Like some days I really like for two hours, I'm like, I got my shit together. Thick skin. Killing it. I mean, can get through anything. And then on a dime, something can happen and I completely lose my shit. And so are we all a little emotionally unstable?
Yes, absolutely. Speaking for myself, I am. I lied to the dentist and said I wasn't.
Well, hopefully they won't take it out on you.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts view the impact of incarceration on society?
I actually read something recently that there's like a program where they're trying to get a certain amount of podcasts that prisoners can listen to, they have access to, and I think we need to get on this list.
Oh, I do too. I think that our emotional instability... Right, that's what I was just thinking.
Like we might get denied because of the emotional instability.
No, but I think... I think this whole notion of how punitive we are, like we incarcerate more people than any other first world country. And it's for profit. Yeah, I think Oklahoma is like number one in incarcerating women.
It's the worst state in the country for women to live in as Oklahomans rank 50th, dead last, despite the aforementioned dedication to Jesus H. Christ, our Lord and personal savior. Despite that, women well-being has plummeted. But I think this whole notion of being so punitive,
with people and incarcerating and these long drawn out sentences where the, you know, there's all of these for profit aspects to prison. If the prison itself isn't for profit, there's a lot of like food services, laundry services, there's a lot of services in there that are for profit. And we value the profit over rehabilitation.
And my husband being a criminal defense attorney, you find out like so many people that are incarcerated are number one. The first thing is they're black. Like that there's a huge disparity there. And then it goes to money and having access to attorneys. And then there's this notion like in the whole right wing, like comes the world you're talking about with your commercials.
This appetite for cruelty in punishing people or hating homeless people. Yeah. There's no... I was like, well, they're just a criminal. And it's all fun and games until somebody's daughter or wife, you know, have some sort of accent. There was this case in Oklahoma. I've been dying to talk to the two of you about. Yeah, I know everything you're going to say. Okay, so there's this lady.
She's like a wine mom, but not the good wine mom, the white racist kind of wine mom, right? Well, she gets all liquored up. She gets in her car and she's driving down a suburban street and she runs a stop sign. three sheets to the wind, drunk driving, and she rams into this car. And the person in the car was a perfectly normal, I think, early twenties, healthy, living, sober human being gets hit.
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Chapter 6: What controversial case involving a drunk driver do the hosts discuss?
If anybody here sees some reason that these people should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace. And I want arms raising up. Take me.
the problem what I you shouldn't marry him because I sucked his dick last night and somebody else stands up and yeah and he fucked me last week and then another guy stands up yeah and she sucked my dick two weeks ago I want that that's that's the wedding I want to be invited to me too why did they do away with that question or is that question only in movies I've been to weddings I think it's real I think it's real
Was it set at your wedding?
I mean, you know, the only thing I was thinking about at my wedding is this could go either way. So I don't really know. With my 87 house attendance.
Where did you go on your honeymoon, Pam? Hawaii?
No, where did I go? St. Lucia. And he was sick the whole time. And so I was by myself on the whole honeymoon.
I had a great time. I have something interesting. I just Googled, do they still ask this question at weddings? Okay. It says, most modern weddings skip this tradition. It's now widely considered outdated and is no longer required for a legal marriage. It goes on to say, legal proof, legal requirements and background checks are handled long before.
So was this a legal, you had to ask this question and get through it?
I just thought it was. like part of the ceremony. I don't think it was legal. I want to bring it back. I want to bring it back. I think so too. He doesn't like me to go and give me scoop before.
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