Best Friend Challenge! with ShxtsNGigs

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What unexpected studio chaos opens the episode with Janet and whipped cream?

Joe Marler 0:00
Jake. Yes. Have you heard of a little sub- Oh my God. Oh my God, there's been a massive accident. Janet's fallen over behind the set.
Unknown 0:12
Janet, you okay?
Joe Marler 0:13
I don't know if anyone heard, for the audio listener, well, to be honest with you, the audio listener is the one actually at an advantage here. There was a massive thud. Janet, pick up. Should we check on her? Yeah, you go, mate. Hang on. Let me see what's happened. I've got to prep the session. Let me see what's happened. I've got to prep today. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What? She's absolutely trashed the place. What? I have no idea what's happened. What do you mean? She's trashed the place. No, show me. In a fit of rage. Where'd she go? Oh my God! Janet! It's everywhere! She's done a runner as well. What the fuck is that about? She's left in an absolute state. I didn't know you could get... Where's all the cream come from?
Joe Marler 0:53
Oh my fuck. That is whipped cream everywhere. Everywhere. I think that's intentional, isn't it? Whatever's happened is intentional.
Jake Bhardwaj 1:01
There's no such thing as non-intentional stuff.
Joe Marler 1:05
Let's examine that. So what's an accident then? There's no such thing. What do you mean? You've never done anything by accident? I what? What about your hair today? Was that intentional?
Jake Bhardwaj 1:18
Yeah.
Joe Marler 1:18
It's a lovely sort of smart brush over.
Jake Bhardwaj 1:21
Yeah, I've told you, I'm trying a new vibe.
Joe Marler 1:23
Are you worried? We get to do this for what reason? All of this exists for what reason? For... You were very good on The Traitors. Oh, I see. The Traitors is back. Oh. It's being filmed as we speak. Is somebody else going to be the new Joe Marla? I don't know.
Jake Bhardwaj 1:46
I don't know. That's what you mean by worried?
Joe Marler 1:49
Maybe. Would it be Romesh you'll see now? Will Romesh get to have a podcast? Who knows? He already has got like 10. That was a bit of a joke. Oh.
Jake Bhardwaj 2:01
It's funny that you bring that up, Jake. Because on the day it was announced, the Saturday.
Joe Marler 2:06
Oh, yeah.
Jake Bhardwaj 2:07
I was actually at Chessington World of Adventures with Nick Muhammad. So it was nice to spend the day with him. Yeah. But we were both like, oh, wow, look at this car. And both a bit like, oh, a bit sad. Oh, you want to be back there? Oh, FOMO. Yeah. Oh, shall we do it all again? And then we were like, No, I wouldn't want to do it all again. I'm grateful that we got the opportunity to do it. And then even more grateful I got to milk everything off the back of it.
Joe Marler 2:39
And old Jake got a taste as well. Why not? Who do we think is going to go well in there? A friend of mine is in there. Oh, who's your friend? Joe Lycett. Oh, how do you think Joe will do? I think that everyone is going to be so suspicious of him because he's known for doing these big stunts and pulling the wool over people's eyes and a little bit of... That was Nico's downfall, that's what happened to him. He's got that Nico thing, yeah, definitely. So I'm not sure, I'm not sure. Who's going to be the farter? That's what we need to know. Who's going to be the farter?
Bruno Satin 3:17
I'm so sorry. It's so wet. No, no. It's so wet.
Jake Bhardwaj 3:38
It's so wet. Well. I look forward to seeing how it all pans out.
Bruno Satin 3:46
See you.
Joe Marler 3:51
I look forward to getting some fucking air.
Jake Bhardwaj 3:54
Well, before you go out and... We've got guests. Okay, whilst you're on that, what guests have we got? Ships and gigs.
Joe Marler 4:11
Good! We got out. In shits and gigs, normally I do a little run-up, but I'm not really sure how to do this anymore.
Jake Bhardwaj 4:24
Okay, shall we give the... The audience a debrief of shits and gigs before they get here?
Joe Marler 4:30
Yeah, of course. I'd love to.
Jake Bhardwaj 4:31
Yeah, please do.
Joe Marler 4:32
Very, very prolific podcasters. They've done arenas with their podcasts. Not just tiny arenas, big, big arenas. Big, big arenas.
Jake Bhardwaj 4:41
2.9 million followers on the social platform.
Joe Marler 4:44
Yeah.
Jake Bhardwaj 4:45
Mega. Huge. They're funny men.
Joe Marler 4:48
And they're also best friends.
Jake Bhardwaj 4:50
Are they, though?
Joe Marler 4:51
Yeah, well, we'll find out, I suppose. Let's dig into that. Who's your best friend?
Jake Bhardwaj 4:55
Who's my best friend?
Joe Marler 5:01
Matt.
Jake Bhardwaj 5:02
How do you know him? How do I know him? Because he's my best friend.
Joe Marler 5:06
When did you meet him? When I was little. How young were you? There's a real vulnerability to you coming out right now.
Jake Bhardwaj 5:13
Nine, maybe ten.
Joe Marler 5:15
I met my best friend when I was 11.
Jake Bhardwaj 5:16
Did you hit your best friend around the face with a bamboo stick and he punched you in the face in return the first time you met?

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