Dani Dyer: Fears, Family & Facing the Unknown
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Hello! Welcome... Does work. It does work. Hi. Welcome to my old... Fuck off, I'm dribbling. Hello, and welcome to my office. This is Joe Marla. We'll see you now with me, Dr. Joe Marla. This is the show where I ask a celebrity if I can have a route around their mind, sort a few things out, and then be off on my merry way. With me, as always, is my trusty research assistant, Jake. Hello, sir. One take wonder. Oh, you always undermine me. You're like that baddie from that film with the family who are all superheroes. You're like the baddie from The Incredibles. You're the underminer.
Like I said, one take wonder. We have had a few multiple takes of the intro before. No, we haven't. Which is natural. No, we haven't. Never had a dribble. The dribble is new. The dribble is new. What do you think about that start though? So to get the energy up, us going, and then going straight into it. I thought that was good, but I think that that- There's certainly an energy in the room though, isn't there?
I think that agitated my saliva glands.
I think the table would agree, wouldn't it?
I don't think... Have you ever agitated your saliva glands?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I ever see any sort of like saturated fat with cheese on it, then my saliva glands get very sort of like Pavlov's dog. Sorry, a saturated fat with cheese on it? Oh, yeah, that's just saturated fat with saturated fat on it, isn't it? Are you okay? I don't know. What's new in your world, Jake? What's new in your world? I asked you first. I have nothing new in my world.
I got nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
But I think I know there's something new in your world. Yeah, there is. What have you got? I've got a bike. Whoa! He's active.
And I'm wearing trainers because I'm walking a lot as well these days.
What's all this then?
Why have you got a bike? Why are you walking? Just trying to lose a bit of weight, get a bit healthy. Lose that saturated fat.
I was going to say I'd quite like to see you on a bike. Why? It would bring me great pleasure. Why? You don't think I can ride a bike, do you? I just think seeing you on a bike would just give me such a great sort of faith in the power of physics and engineering. What? Because you're massive. Because you are a muscly massive. I'm not calling you fat.
It doesn't matter how you word it, mate.
Sorry, this can't be the first time you're realising that you're fucking massive.
The bitch that you're emphasising that I'm not upset about. I'm upset about, oh, the wonder of physics. Yeah, it would be a triumph of engineering. It would be. There you go again.
To see you try and hide it.
I'm not hiding it, I'm being quiet. You do, you go, oh, the triumph of engineering. That's such an offensive thing to say. Is it? I don't know. So where are you riding your bike? I've only been out on it once. How'd it go? What do you mean, how'd it go? Did you fall off? No, I didn't fall off. Where did you go? I had my daughter on the back.
Oh.
It's one of those like carry ones. That's so sweet. She was screaming the entire time, telling me to go slower. How fast were you going? I had to walk it in the end. I had to get off and walk.
So excited about your new bike. And then you're just walking it.
I was so excited. We have all got a bike now. Let's go out for a bike ride as a family. Obviously, I've got the e-bike. Just help me out. It's an e-bike?
Kemp, it's quiet.
Talk about wonder of engineering. We're going to need a little bit of extra help with this guy.
Yeah, but I am carrying two. What do you mean? She's not a small bit of kit, my four-year-old.
Yeah, I don't think the four-year-old's the bit that's making the difference. You'd be surprised. I don't think she's tipping the balance, is she? She only is carrying this unit up that hill. Why do I tell you stuff?
Who have we got in for their mind mapping session?
Wow, that's what we're doing, a mind-mapping session. We've got someone who has won SAS Who Dares Wins. We've got someone who is a podcaster, a TV presenter. We've got someone who has just become the star of a new show all about caravanning. Yes. Yes. My cup of tea is... Yes, it is... Milk and One.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–10:14
2
How does Dani Dyer describe her background and public identity?
10:14–16:12
3
What personal fears and anxieties does Dani admit to on the intake questionnaire?
16:12–31:21
4
Why does Dani feel intense mum guilt and how does it affect her decisions?
31:21–32:32
5
How did Dani’s experience on Celebrity SAS reveal hidden fears like claustrophobia and heights?
32:32–37:12