GK Barry SHOCKS Joe With Her Oversharing

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What happens when GK Barry first enters Dr Marler’s office and sets the tone?

GK Barry 0:00
Straubelina, she's been having an affair with the banana. Doesn't tell her husband while they're in the birthing suite now. Guess what she's popped out? Banana.
Unknown 0:07
Fuck, I think we've got our work cut out today.
GK Barry 0:09
I know about your first divorce. I know about your childhood trauma. I know about that bitch next door who's been slacking you off. I know everything because it makes you feel comfortable. I've got a bunion. What's wrong with that? I don't know, someone would wank over it.
Unknown 0:22
That's the question. I didn't say who's going to wank over your bunion.
Jake Bhardwaj 0:27
You put scissoring back on the map. You think it was struggling, was it?
GK Barry 0:30
No, it was. If you speak to lesbians, they're like, well, we don't really scissor anymore. And I was like, why?
Jake Bhardwaj 0:34
It'd gone out of fashion?
GK Barry 0:35
Yes, with the bush.
Jake Bhardwaj 0:40
Hi. Welcome to my office. This is Jomala Will See You Now with me, Dr. Jomala. This is the show where I have a route around in the minds of celebrities and see if I can help them out along the way. With me is my assistant, Jake. Jake, how are you? You're not taking any shit today, are you? No, I'm not. I'm fucking here to do a job. You really are. I've had a few complaints. Who's put 50p in you? Is that all it costs?
Joe Marler 1:10
Also, where's it going? I know where. Yeah, fair. Yeah.
Jake Bhardwaj 1:14
I just had some complaints from people that... From who? Who's complaining about you?

How does the host introduce the ‘Will See You Now’ format and goals for the session?

Jake Bhardwaj 1:17
Just people. Lots of people have said they don't think I'm taking this role seriously enough.
Joe Marler 1:24
I don't understand what you would need to do more to take it seriously. You've got this magnifying glass on a stick. You've got a Newton's cradle. You've got a drawer with some stuff in it. You've got everything. Still got Michael Ball in it. Yeah, put him back, actually. Sure, fair enough. You're trying to be taken seriously as a medical professional. I don't think you want Michael Ball bopping about.
Jake Bhardwaj 1:46
Yeah, do you know what I mean? I just... Fair enough, that's all I've got.
Joe Marler 1:49
I think you have grown into this role as a pseudo-psychologist incredibly well. Ah, it's just... We've had many, many breakthroughs with many, many amazing patients. If anything, I think you need a holiday. Yeah, fair enough.
Jake Bhardwaj 1:59
And what do you like on holiday?
Joe Marler 2:00
You do this one then. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sit your ass back down. Yeah, fair enough. What do you like on holiday? What do you mean? Do you relax? Do you go beach holiday? Do you go city break? Do you like to travel? Ah, I mix it up. You mix it up? Yeah, I go city breaks. Yeah? With my wife. But with the family, it's beach holiday, is it?
Jake Bhardwaj 2:18
Um... Yeah, but we don't really like going on, I hate going on the beach. Do you? It's all sandy and like, there's jellyfish and stuff. Oh, I can't stand the beach. And the sand gets so hot.
Joe Marler 2:29
The sand bit felt like a really relatable, generic thing for most beaches. And then jellyfish sounded like a very specific thing that you were thinking about related to one specific memory. Really? Yeah. Okay. You're not having jellyfish every time you go into the sea. Yes, you are. Answer me this.
Jake Bhardwaj 2:43
Where do the jellyfish live? In the sea. But not in all seas. There's not more than one sea. What the fuck? Exactly. You can name different areas of it. You can go, this is the Pacific, this is the Antarctic.
Joe Marler 3:03
For the audio listener, I'm leaving it. I'm going to leave that one.
Jake Bhardwaj 3:07
There's no wall or... There's no bit of land... That encases the sea.
Joe Marler 3:17
Well, that's a very philosophical question, I suppose.
Jake Bhardwaj 3:18
It's not philosophical. It is. You had a go at me about the moon, didn't you? No, don't bring that up again. No, you did. No, it's important. Yeah. You had a go at me about the conspiracy I was talking about the moon. Yeah. But you cannot deny this. There is only one sea. You can name different parts of the sea. Yes. But there is only ever one sea. Name the other seas. There's no other seas. Mediterranean Sea. That is a part of one sea.
Joe Marler 3:47
Caspian Sea. Part of one sea. The North Sea. Part of it. Why I think it's an interesting discussion is because you could look at Europe and say, there are no countries. It's all one landmass. But of course, we see them as different countries. In the same way, yes, there's all water connected, but we see them as different seas.

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