How To Stop Feeling Stressed: The Katherine Ryan Method

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Joe Marler Will See You Now 48 min 4 speakers 5 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Joe Marler 0:00
Your mum. Careful. What about your mum? Well, you got to meet her today. I didn't think it would ever happen. I didn't think it would happen. And then suddenly, I mean, what a debacle. Basically, she'd locked herself out. came, had no, well, basically needed a spare key. Why have you got a spare key? Well, it's my family home. It's my home. You don't live there anymore, do you? I don't live there anymore, but you still need a key for your home to get in. No way. Why? Is that what you do? So when your kids fly the nest, they won't have a house key anymore? Nope. It's not their house.
Jake Bhardwaj 0:35
You're joking. As soon as they're... Yeah, as soon as they've decided to leave, all the best to you. They've grown up. They've flown the nest.
Joe Marler 0:43
Yes, yes.
Jake Bhardwaj 0:44
Okay, right. We finally get some time together. Yes. Like me and my wife. Yes. It's like, whoa, anal on the fucking kitchen floor.
Joe Marler 0:52
Yes.
Jake Bhardwaj 0:53
I don't want the kids walking in on that.
Joe Marler 0:55
No. Do you know what I mean? No, I mean, I don't want anyone walking. I don't really want our podcast listeners walking onto that, even on audio format, but they have.
Jake Bhardwaj 1:03
I'll give you a different one. No, no, no, it's good.
It's good. It's good.
Jake Bhardwaj 1:05
No, so the kids have flown the nest. Yeah. That's me and Daisy time now.
Joe Marler 1:11
Oh, you're saying in case you want to do anal on the kitchen floor? Oh, well played. Really well played. Yeah, good.
Jake Bhardwaj 1:18
You know, that's me and Daisy time. We're back together. If we want to walk around the kitchen naked, you know, have dinner in the butt. Dinner in the butt? Dinner in the butt. I meant dinner in the bath.
Joe Marler 1:33
I think what's happened is... I meant dinner in the bath. There's a few ideas. Dinner in the bath, dinner butt naked, and also maybe dinner in the bath. I think we're all swimming around your head, but you got so excited at the thought of being able to do any of them that all of them combined, and you end up eating dinner out of someone's arse. And that is what's happening. That's what's had to happen in the end. I wouldn't have had dinner in the butt.
Jake Bhardwaj 1:56
And I wouldn't be able to do that if my kids still had keys to my house.
Joe Marler 2:00
So that's why it confuses me. It was a hill I was going to die on, but I don't want the keys to anyone's house anymore. I don't even want the keys to my own house anymore if it means I have to walk in and eat dinner in the butt. You've got to be careful. We're going out for dinner. We're staying in.
Olivia Maher 2:16
We're eating in tonight.
Joe Marler 2:21
We're about to meet a titan of the comedy game. Yeah. An incredible comedian. Yeah. We're excited to have her. We've been trying to get her in the doctor's office for a while. Yeah. It's Catherine Ryan. Come on. Catherine Ryan. What do we know about her so far? Well, we know... Canadian. She's Canadian, yeah. I always thought she was American. I think that's a common misconception, but she's very much Canadian. What do you know about Canada?
Jake Bhardwaj 2:46
Oh, say can you... That's American, as in country.
Joe Marler 2:52
It's got the longest coastline in the world. There's one. Maple leaves. Maple syrup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Niagara Falls. The producer's written here, there are more moose than people, comma, in some regions of the country.
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Joe Marler 3:09
Which is a fact of two halves. Mountains. It's a fact of two halves. In the first half, you get very excited. In the second half, you think, well, that could apply to anything, anywhere. Have you met Catherine before?
Jake Bhardwaj 3:19
We did Who Wants to Be a Millionaire together. Did you? But not together. I went on, and then she came on.
Joe Marler 3:24
Oh, wow.
Jake Bhardwaj 3:25
Both walked away with £64,000.
Joe Marler 3:26
That's why you did exactly the same level. You both got the same level. When I worked on The Chase as a question writer, my boss told me that he actually made his entrance into the quizzing world on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire also went out on 64,000 pounds. And his question was, on which continent is the aubergine native to? Is it Asia, Africa, South America, or Europe? From South America.
Jake Bhardwaj 3:57
Asia. What? Asia. You never get an Asian dish with aubergine in it.
Joe Marler 4:03
Baba Ganoush, brother. Middle Eastern. Baba Ganoush is a dish? Baba Ganoush is a dish, yeah.
Jake Bhardwaj 4:09
I thought that was like a saying from... That was like, oh, Baba Ganoush.

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