Prue Leith: Getting Old, Getting Flirty & Going to a S*X PARTY
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
You would poo in someone else's house? Well, in the loo, yes.
When someone says you haven't got any trousers on, it implies that I'm in my underwear.
All mouth and no trousers.
I see how today's going to go already.
Arise, Sir Joe, and you are a knight. I think you'd have to wear trousers.
I'm not fucking doing it, though.
It's my only orgy I've ever been in.
I worry that you won't take me seriously anymore if I keep these on for the rest of the session.
Joe, I hate to tell you, but I'm not taking you seriously, ever.
Hello. Welcome to my office. This is Joe Marla Will See You Now with me, Dr. Joe Marla. This is the show where I unfold the mind map of celebrity psychology and step right in. With me, as always, is my trusty research assistant, Jake. Hello, Jake. Hello, Joe. Why are you still doing this? Please, please, I have some authority in this hoffice. It's on this, doctor. That gives me automatic authority. It's hard to have authority when you call it a hoffice. A hoffice. I didn't think you would pick up on that. It's the only thing I can do. Shit. Why can't I say hello properly? No, you do. It's gorgeous. Hello. No, you're doing it.
I was watching Artemis 2 go to the dark side of the moon. Yeah, sure you were. Lose contact with Houston control for 40 minutes. And I was thinking, what if they came back round victorious and just said, hello, hello, Artemis 2 here. Joe, we went to the moon. Who? Mankind. Mankind.
Oh, we're all one now, aren't we?
Oh God, here we go.
I thought we were all fucking separate and fighting this battle, fighting that battle. Everyone's fucking hating everyone.
But apparently when we go to the moon, we're all one. But don't say it sarcastically because that in itself is the beautiful thing about something like this. People look at the world from the viewpoint of the moon and they think, my gosh, why are we fighting?
Yeah, I mean, if it was happening, that would be a lovely way to do it. Do you think it happened? No way. So you don't think there's Artemis II things happened? No, I think the news headlines are happening, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that's to distract us from all the other shit. So do you think we ever landed on the moon?
No. No, Joe! Where's the proof? The burden of proof is with you believers. I just think because obviously they went and the proof, I guess, was the live broadcast, the people who went and then came back and said, look, we went. The thousands of people involved in the science and the project getting off the ground. You're really thinking nothing happened then?
Well, how? They didn't even have a fucking iPhone back then. Authority! Authority! Authority!
You mean to tell me that all those people were sat in the NASA office? Thinking, how are we going to get them to the moon? Oh, God. Would you go? Would you go in the space shuttle? Would you fit? It's a tight squeeze. It's a very tight squeeze. I get very claustrophobic with these sorts of things. So do I, mate. When they talked about the fact that they were stuck in that tiny little capsule, but not only that, you'd have to go around the back of the moon and just be completely on your own. I think about that scene where George Clooney floated into space at the end of gravity. Spoiler alert, sorry. I just think there's nothing more terrifying than that. Not having it, disgusting. So, Joe, to introduce the next guest, I'm going to give you a little clue.
Go into your drawer, you will find something to wear on your face. This is tough, isn't it? Not that, that's Michael Ball's poo bag. Aha! Look at the camera, let's have a look at you. Gorgeous.
Look at those.
Hey, how are you? Look at yours.
What is yours?
It's hard to sort of see what's going on. What is yours? I don't know. I sort of was given, got what I was given. Wow. I sort of look like permanently sort of like downhearted about things.
Did yours, I think you can open yours. You can open them. What do you mean? No, the flap on the bottom. There's a hinge. There's a hinge!
There's a... Now I feel like Neil Armstrong. Discovering new things. There's a hinge!
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–13:40
2
Who is Prue Leith and why is she on the show promoting a book about getting old?
13:40–23:52
3
How did Prue describe becoming a Dame and what quirky coat-of-arms did she choose?
23:52–31:30
4
What does Prue say about food, baking skills and being a judge on The Great British Bake Off?
31:30–33:56