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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Hey, this is Red Band, and you're listening to the Death Squad Podcast Network. This episode of Kill Tony and every episode of Kill Tony can be found at DeathSquad.TV. And don't forget to check out everything Tony Hinchcliffe at TonyHinchcliffe.com. And the Sunset Strips, my new comedy club in Austin, Texas, go to SunsetStripATX.com. And now, here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, y'all, the L.A. Forum is right around the corner. And contrary to a lot of people's rumors, there are still tickets available for that. The YouTube theater two days later has sold out. Also, there's still a few tickets available for night one at Madison Square Garden, the two night super mega event, the biggest in Kiltoni's history. Travel. Go there. We'll see you there.
I am on tour with stand-up comedy. Me and some of your favorite cronies from the show do our own stand-up sets. I'm going to be in Cleveland, Ohio, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Boston, Massachusetts, Baltimore, Maryland, Salt Lake City, San Jose, Dallas, Houston, Texas, St. Louis, Missouri, Nashville, Tennessee, Fort Lauderdale, and Orlando.
And then that is all of the stand-up on the road I am doing until 2025. I'll be releasing that special just after May. We'll see you guys on the road. Nothing but love. Here is another episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hitchcock!
He's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh? Yeah! Make some noise for Oh, my goodness. Welcome, indeed. You made it.
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Chapter 2: What upcoming events are mentioned?
You're a kill Tony. Hi, everybody. This is the number one live podcast in the world brought to you by Gel Blaster, Red Rose, Yellow Rose, Draft Kings. Talk Space and Game Time. How about a hand for the band, everybody? That's the best goddamn band in the land right there. The Kill Tony Band. No doubt about it. This is the great Matt Muehling here on the electric guitar. John Deese on the keys.
Michael Gonzalez on the drums. Carlos Sosa on the horns.
Yes!
Fernando Castillo on the horns and... Raul Vallejo on the horns. I forgot to write it down.
Chapter 3: How does Tom Green describe his comedy tour?
It's like a goddamn fucking food truck menu over there. Chicken enchilada on the horns. Carnitas Tosada on the trombone. Makes noise for the great D Madness on the bass guitar, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, boy. Do we have a show for you on this evening? Before we start it, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible.
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You guys ready to start tonight's episode? Boy, oh boy, oh boy. Ladies and gentlemen, every single week, some of the funniest people on planet Earth. This is an unbelievable, unbelievable booking. I present to you one of our favorite comedians, two of our favorite comedians of all time. A guy who basically started this gangster shit.
the whole fucking have your own show, sit at a table and fucking you've been watching him for decades and also joining him, the 2023 guest of the year. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Tom Green and Adam Ray. This is Kill Tony. Holy shit. Tom Green in the fucking house. An absolute dream booking. We've been trying to get him for 11 years. Had him booked right before the global pandemic.
Chapter 4: What unique performances are featured in this episode?
Unbelievable.
Took this long to get him and now we got him with little Charlie here.
The bum bum song, by the way.
That was the bum bum song. That was indeed the bum bum song. What an intro. It is. This is Charlie. Hi, Charlie. Charlie's listening to a totally different podcast right now.
Charlie's listening to Theo Vaughn right now. Yeah, man.
My principal was a raccoon, man. No, he wasn't, Theo. No, he wasn't. You can tell by that roar of laughter that that is indeed the 2023 Guest of the Year, Adam Ray in his natural human form. I love this show. I love Tom Green. This is going to be a great night. This is a dream night, an absolute booking of the ages.
We're so, absolutely so pumped to have you guys, and we're going to have a lot of fun. Adam, obviously, guest of the year. You know what you're doing. Tom, you might have an idea. I think you've seen the show a few times, but there's a bucket here filled with about 200 human souls that have attempted to
to uh get pulled out if they get pulled out they get 60 seconds uninterrupted you know their time is up and you hear the sound of a kitten that means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry west hollywood bear i'm pre-pulling a name now we're gonna go grab that person from the bar across the street poor choices here on sixth street an absolutely chaotic street filled with bars chaos homeless shootings everything you can possibly imagine it's a lot of fun and um
The homeless is getting, I feel like, better or worse in the last... It depends on if you are pro-homeless or not. Depends on what you mean by better. They're different. It's always a rotating cast of characters.
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Chapter 5: What funny stories are shared about family gatherings?
Hell yeah. We had fun, ate pizza and ice cream at my mom's place.
That was the best.
Your dad was there. We roasted your dad's feet all weekend. We're feeding the game, man.
Chapter 6: How does the comedian describe his father's feet?
Cam's dad likes to wear sandals, and he has, how would you describe your father's feet exactly? Slave toes. Slave toes.
Chapter 7: What recent scams has the host encountered?
Yeah. Yeah, slave toes. If I had to put it in perspective, yeah. Aren't they playing Coachella this year? My dad got some funky-ass toes. He puts on some socks.
Chapter 8: What insights does the guest share about living nomadically?
I'm like, bitch, you don't need those. How did he develop such bad feet? Oh, no, bro. I got them, too. I got bad feet. Pass them down. He gave them to me. He's got real talents, nigga.
That's what I talked to. His mom was on speakerphone before one of the shows. I said hi. We're good friends. They're on the road sometimes with us, hanging out, selling rocks and whatnot. Actual rocks. Literal rocks. His merchandise business is... I actually am rocking the new Cam Patterson t-shirt. Talk to him. Yeah, bro. Cam. Yeah. In the homage of almost a No Limit Soldier style shirt.
Come on, man.
A throwback.
Where's that at? CamPatterson.com? Yes, sir. With a K. Cam Patterson.
And you can buy those, the walking sticks, too, right?
I'm also selling D's walking sticks. Bitch, you don't need those. Cam. Get some scarves on there, maybe. Might need to get some scarves on there, too. Get some scarves on there.
You can knit on every one of them. Yeah. That'd be a good seller.
That'd be a good business. Nutting on scarves?
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