KILL TONY #14

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Unknown 0:00
Hey, this is Red Band, and you're listening to Kill Tony here at DeathSquad.tv. Don't forget the Kitty Kat t-shirt. It's limited edition, and it's on sale right now. Go to the Death Squad official store at ShopSquad.tv. Me and Tony Hinchcliffe are coming to Phoenix, Arizona next Thursday, September 26th. We're going to stand up live. We need you guys to come to this show. Bring your girlfriend, bring your friends, bring everybody here.
Brian Redban 0:27
Because we're trying to impress this club so that we can start coming here on the regular and bringing more Death Squad comics. So this is our first time in Phoenix, Arizona at this club as Death Squad and we need your support.
Unknown 0:41
So go to StandUpLive.com or DeathSquad.tv to get your tickets for Thursday, September 26th with me and Tony Hinchcliffe. The following day, me and Tony are flying out to Ohio, Columbus, Ohio, and we're going to be joined by Tom Segura and Christina Pijitski for a Death Squad super show. So tickets are also available online at DeathSquad.tv. And then last but not least, L.A. PodFest in October. If you don't know what L.A. PodFest is, it's pretty much Comic-Con for podcasting. There's going to be live panel events there. There's going to be a party. There's going to be live podcast tapings. I'm doing Kevin Pereira's Pointless, and Death Squad's going to do a show there. So get your tickets. It's going to be a lot of fun.
Unknown 1:25
LAPodFest.com. And now, here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Unknown 1:42
This is Redman coming to you live from the Comedy Store for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Kill Tony!
Tony Hinchcliffe 1:51
A.K.A.
Unknown 1:54
Tony Henscliff! Wow, thanks everybody.
Brian Redban 1:58
Give it up for Kill Tony. Hi everyone. Hi everybody. It's good to be here. Another fun weekend. And here we are. Hi everybody out there. Congratulations for being part of this fun audience. Yeah! Okie dokie. Always an interesting beginning.
Unknown 2:16
Yeah, we mixed it up a little. My iPad's dead. It fucking sucks.
Brian Redban 2:19
It's dead?
Unknown 2:20
Yeah, I don't think it's going to be alive anymore.
Brian Redban 2:24
Oh, my God.
Unknown 2:25
Whatever.
Brian Redban 2:25
That's terrible.
Unknown 2:26
I know. Excuse to get a new one.
Brian Redban 2:28
All right. Well, so that ends the...
Unknown 2:34
sound effects portion right no no i uh downloaded an alternative sound effect program oh so it's going to be mixed up probably a little oh that's exciting just for this episode instead of the normal kitty cat sound when a comic does one minute we're going to have a uh dolphin oh yeah i like that
Brian Redban 2:56
But what's going to replace the angry bear that comes in if they do longer than 60 seconds?
Unknown 3:00
A gang of cows.
Brian Redban 3:06
That is a lot of cows, man. Wow. So you don't want to run the light here, you comedians out there that are doing your 60 seconds, because you don't want to anger that group of cows.
Unknown 3:20
Or the dolphin.
Brian Redban 3:22
Well, the dolphin.
Unknown 3:23
All right. That's a nice little hey.
Brian Redban 3:25
Yeah, the dolphin's sort of peppy, but those cows are aggressive. Yeah. Speaking of animals, as always, ladies and gentlemen, our head of security, the Iron Patriot, is here.
Iron Patriot 3:37
We'll lead these new Avengers into battle against anyone who would threaten our way of life. I am the Iron Patriot.
Brian Redban 3:44
Fuck yeah. Still got it, Patriot. Still got it.
Unknown 3:48
You know, I was listening to the last episode the other day, and listening to it is so much different than watching it because it really sounds like we're hanging out with Kit from Knight Rider.
Brian Redban 4:02
Oh, interesting.
Iron Patriot 4:03
Yeah, I noticed that. I noticed when I listened last night just to iTunes because I'd been watching the video. And I want to say something to you, Red Band. First, I want to congratulate you for winning funniest Instagrammer of the year at the LA Weekly Awards.
Unknown 4:15
Oh, thank you.
Iron Patriot 4:16
That is awesome.
Unknown 4:17
I'm not funny on Instagram, so I don't know what that means. That's so cool. I don't post any funny photos. It's mostly foods and shih tzus.
Iron Patriot 4:26
You know, I like the one you posted yesterday. You did a screenshot of my mailman video, and in the background was a Jungle Fever poster because my video was made in 1991, the same year that that movie came out. And what's interesting is Wesley Snipes just got released from prison a few months ago. He was serving three years for tax evasion.

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