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Chapter 1: What promotional events are mentioned in the beginning?
Hey, this is Red Band, and you're listening to Kill Tony here at DeathSquad.tv. Don't forget the Kitty Kat t-shirt. It's limited edition, and it's on sale right now. Go to the Death Squad official store at ShopSquad.tv. Me and Tony Hinchcliffe are coming to Phoenix, Arizona next Thursday, September 26th. We're going to stand up live. We need you guys to come to this show.
Bring your girlfriend, bring your friends, bring everybody here.
Because we're trying to impress this club so that we can start coming here on the regular and bringing more Death Squad comics. So this is our first time in Phoenix, Arizona at this club as Death Squad and we need your support.
So go to StandUpLive.com or DeathSquad.tv to get your tickets for Thursday, September 26th with me and Tony Hinchcliffe. The following day, me and Tony are flying out to Ohio, Columbus, Ohio, and we're going to be joined by Tom Segura and Christina Pijitski for a Death Squad super show. So tickets are also available online at DeathSquad.tv. And then last but not least, L.A. PodFest in October.
If you don't know what L.A. PodFest is, it's pretty much Comic-Con for podcasting. There's going to be live panel events there. There's going to be a party. There's going to be live podcast tapings. I'm doing Kevin Pereira's Pointless, and Death Squad's going to do a show there. So get your tickets. It's going to be a lot of fun. LAPodFest.com. And now, here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
This is Redman coming to you live from the Comedy Store for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Kill Tony!
A.K.A.
Tony Henscliff! Wow, thanks everybody.
Give it up for Kill Tony. Hi everyone. Hi everybody. It's good to be here. Another fun weekend. And here we are. Hi everybody out there. Congratulations for being part of this fun audience. Yeah! Okie dokie. Always an interesting beginning.
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Chapter 2: What changes are introduced in the sound effects for this episode?
Now, what I was getting at with this band, the Dirty Crabber, and I watched your music video for the first time over this past weekend, and I was laughing so hard because you have this song called Share My Banana that you performed a few episodes ago, a few weeks ago here. While holding a banana, you sang a song that was racist, right?
Well, I also called the monkey Jacob, so the white name was a monkey too. So it's like they were both monkeys.
Can I ask you a question? I've noticed over the past few weeks that you have a little twitch in your left arm that happens.
Yeah, I do.
Was that from when you got tackled by the football player?
No, that was in my old costume about four years ago. That was my... I still got that old costume. It's all duct taped together. It's in bad shape.
So that twitch that you do with your left arm, is that because of the suit that you're wearing?
Well, I don't know. I should just concentrate on staying still. Sometimes I just kind of like to move it around to kind of keep my shoulders and back, the muscles moving around so it doesn't get stiff. But I should do a better job at concentrating to just stay still.
Fuck yeah. I think we're making podcast history so far this episode.
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Chapter 3: How does the Iron Patriot's character get introduced?
I mean, I've never made love actually to a black woman. I flirted with them. But, you know, one female brother that does turn me on is Beyonce. I love her.
Female sister. Oh, wait.
She needs to drop that zero and get with the hero.
Oh, my God.
All right, well, let's hear it.
Yeah, turn it up. What are you talking about? Hey, hey, hey, I got something to say.
That soul sister. What do you believe in soul sister?
Soul sister's the baddest girl you ever seen.
Hey.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of the 'Soul Sister No. 9' song?
And you have to be white to do shit like that, too. I can't try. I can't even look at me. They don't know. They won't know what I am, but they won't. They won't go for it. Right. That's so awesome. Freddie is one of the best impressionists that I know in the world.
Thank you.
So, you know, I'm excited to see if anybody pops up and like Tony Hinchcliffe, perhaps. Whoa. Whoa. That's a pretty good. That's a pretty good impression.
Hey, you know, Tony?
Whoa. Shit.
You know what? When Freddy has a cold, he can do a good Jesse Ventura.
Jesus, this guy.
Oh, wow.
Jesse the Mind Ventura. Oh, wow. Used to be Jesse the Body Ventura. He sounds like every wrestler, though. Yeah, Sunday, brother.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of Lil Bro's name spelling?
Thank you very much.
Thank you. I like the spelling of his name, too. Lil Bro is on Twitter at Lil Bro. That's Lil, L-I-L B-R-O-U-G-H for those of you that are huge fans of comedians with their names spelled as hard as they can be spelled. You must love Lil Bro. Bro spelled B-R-O-U-G-H. Lil Bro.
He could also be called No fro.
This guy, man. What the fuck, man? What is wrong with you? I can tell after he says these things he laughs because you can see him jitter up and down. Watch him just take off into the sky. That'd be fucking amazing. People fucking go crazy about the Iron Patriot.
Chapter 6: How is the Iron Patriot perceived by the audience?
I mean, everybody loves him. Like, I guess, you know, I never get to listen to the podcast. I watch it from time to time and check out the visual part of everything. But I never get to listen. But it seems like everybody who listens and watches gets the feeling of how much and how liked the Iron Patriot really is.
And it's a lot of fun for me because people send me questions and all day long I answer questions about Kill Tony. And a lot of people don't know they can watch it. I'll direct them with a link to where they can watch it on Vimeo. And they go, I didn't even know I could watch it.
Yeah. It's all blowing up for you, man.
Because I like people to see me and see my costume. And then they'll ask about my costume. And it's been a lot of fun. Because three months ago, I didn't even have a Twitter account. And now I'm just having a lot of fun every day.
It's unstuck, dude. It's stuck.
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Chapter 7: What insights are shared about the comedy scene's evolution?
Can somebody push the reset button on the back of his suit?
Control-Alt-Delete in the back. It'll do it.
All right, let's keep this fun train moving along. Your next comedian's name is Dustin Emery. So, that I know of, I've never had a dick in my mouth. And I say that I know of because how do I know dicks aren't like spiders? And you don't know it, but about seven dicks a year have been crawling into your mouth while you sleep.
And I'd be like a magnet for that shit too because I sleep heavy and I drool a lot. But anyways, pretty sure never had a dick in my mouth, but I have had very, very vivid dreams where I'm sucking my own dick. And which results in a disturbing dilemma for the straight man because now I feel like I know what it's like to have a dick in my mouth.
Like what it's like to have it rubbing its inside my cheek. What it's like to choke on it. Even what it's like to chew on it. Just a little bit. I'm not going to like chomp down on my own dream dick. Just little nibbles. Anyways, that's it. Okay. Dustin Emery. There's an interesting... What I find interesting about what you just talked about is having a dream about sucking your own dick.
It seems like there would be a wealth of... I've had that dream. Really? It is a possibility. What are you doing? Do you feel it? No, I just go, what the fuck am I doing? And I'm ashamed of myself. And you're like totally flexible and just able to do that? Yeah, like I must have thrown out some rigs or something to do it. I don't know. I've had dreams where I'm sucking two of my dicks.
Oh, that's just gay as fuck, bro. One of those dicks can't possibly be yours. I mean, I'm sucking two of my dicks. I mean, one of them looks like Lil Bro's dick, but... Sucking two of your own dicks.
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Chapter 8: What humorous observations are made about personal grooming?
Do you have two dicks? No. Then you're gay, bro. You just came out of the closet. How long have you been doing comedy for? Yeah, how long have you been doing it? I've done two open mics and that's it.
you know what I think the thing in the beginning is he should have said it what you opened with and then let it land for a second because you got right back into it because let it land because it's an absurd thing and they're going to be like what the fuck is this guy talking about and then you get into it because sometimes you get into it and you haven't let him get rid of the shock and you see a lot of jaws drop like I'm going to hear about dicks but make it funny did you have a wet dream
But you didn't have it when you were sucking your own dick. I think there's something funny in that. You couldn't get yourself to finish with your own blowjob. There's something in that. There's something in a bunch of that. I would stay in the pocket on the dream. The dream frees you of all creepiness. Right. I would not mention the part where you're sucking two dicks. One dick minimum there.
One dick maximum. One dick maximum. dick minimum so true oh my god totally I mean if you're sucking a dick in a dream always make sure it's your dick make sure it's your own dick But there's definitely a great premise there. That's so cool that you've only done this a couple times. Yeah, good for you. You didn't seem like you got the business. You got busy right away.
Yeah, keep doing it all the time as often as you can if you're interested in it. He looks hip like Yusuf. Yeah, I mean, guys that look like you are getting jobs over geniuses like me. So, I mean, it's a great time to look like that. Not many jobs. I'm still doing pretty fucking good. It's your time. You look like Keanu Reeves. It's a good time. Absolutely. Look at this guy.
Look at him. He's hip. The one thing I would say, though, but this is more you just learned, because you've only been doing it a very short period of time, and then you'll learn this. But the biggest thing I would say is to act like you're saying that as you. Because I could kind of tell you kind of wrote it out. You're kind of almost going.
Yeah, I could tell you were trying to remember how to say it verbatim. Definitely. Instead of like, no, this is actually me. It's a thought occurring to you. If I was talking to you and you were telling me this story, you wouldn't be doing it like that. You'd be doing it like, so I was sucking this dick.
You know what I mean? It would be more believable as you. But you'll learn that.
Right. That comes from just doing it a lot. But so far, at least you're putting yourself in position to have interesting premises. So there you go. That's Dustin Emery, everybody. You don't have a Twitter? Get a Twitter, dude. Get a Twitter, bro. It's time.
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