Side Stories: A Fortnight at Bernies w/ Carolina Hidalgo
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What movies and pop‑culture topics are the hosts riffing on at the start of the episode?
There's no place to escape to. This is the Lost Podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Dude. Went and saw that Resident Evil last night. Yeah, you like it? Ooh, doctor, doctor, give me the news, dude. It is good, right? Of course, it looks great. It is a video game movie. Like, it is the first video game movie that, like, is a video game. I love this. We're not being paid or being asked
to push this movie, by the way. I legitimately
love this fucking movie. It is fun. It's not... I mean, like, some people will be scared of it because it's very gory and there's monsters, but it's an action movie. Yeah, but also, like, yeah, that's the whole point. It's Resident Evil. Why would you show up to a Resident Evil movie if you didn't think there wasn't going to be monsters and things getting shot and things being scary and sneaking around? It is like a gameplay. That's awesome. I feel like they could do the movie again with the same character and it could be completely different because it feels like a gameplay. I believe
Zack Krieger was saying that
was the goal. I'm excited to see it. I haven't seen
it
yet. Dude, it's fucking awesome. It's bloody as shit. Fucking everyone gets killed. If someone shows up, they dead. I'll tell you what, though. I don't know if it will hold a candle to Pumpkinhead 2. Ooh, I don't know about that, Pumpkinhead.
Pumpkinhead!
That's what I watched yesterday was Pumpkinhead 2, which is probably, I'm going to say the best movie ever made. Oh, really? I'm going to watch it tonight. I don't want to spoil it for you. Yeah, no spoilers for Pumpkinhead 2. It's so moving and audacious, and the movie insists upon itself. You know what I did for Resident Evil that I should do for Pumpkinhead 2, but I don't think it's going to be an option? Jerk off before you go so you can focus? No, no, no, no. I'd do it during... Um, the, uh, I did the screen X. The three-sided screen. Oh, no. Why? I figured I'd try it out. I'm like, if any movie might be fun, it might be Resident Evil. That's my big... It's blatantly not made for it. That's my gripe. That's my trademark Henry gripe.
Yeah, Henry gripe. Right here, right now.
Yeah.
Don't change the screens on me. Yeah. I don't need the chair moving around. I don't need all this kind of sensation going on. I didn't enjoy it. I have to say, I'm never going to see another movie like that. That's my old man. That's an old man sentiment I have. Well, I don't think anyone enjoyed it, to be honest with you. I just heard people complaining as they left. It's because they just kind of spread the edges of the movie off onto the walls. Yeah, it's stupid. And it's blurry.
Yeah, what's the point of
it? And they have to shut it off on certain scenes. They're like, no, we actually need you to concentrate. This is stupid. That's
so
stupid.
I saw
Backrooms in 4DX and it was so cool. What do you mean Backrooms in 4DX? Nothing happens. It was so cool. I love the movie, but there's not like anything happens in Backrooms that will require you to be jostled back and forth. You got to see it.
It was cool.
I'm fine. I like... My chair for me to be sat upon in which I'm just watching the movie. Life is distracting enough. If the movie was specifically made for the three screens, I could be into it. The phone is already saying don't watch the movie. The phone is just sitting hot in my pocket going, don't watch the movie. Look at pornography.
Look at what they're saying. Don't you want to see what they're saying? Don't you want to check the news? Don't you want to see what they're
doing? Yeah, no, it's hard, man, already. So I don't need all this distraction. I just want to be able to jerk off in a movie theater in peace. Like, because that's the whole thing. If I'm in the 40X and I'm shifting back and forth and I'm in the middle of J-ing off because I got a nice J-law scene going on, I don't want to shoot it all over the knees of the person next to me. Or the back of the person in front of you. Thank you, Eddie. Welcome to Side Stories. Did you guys see the guy who maced the crew, the whole crowd?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What movies and pop‑culture topics are the hosts riffing on at the start of the episode?
0:01–9:40
2
How do the hosts transition from movie talk to the new allegations against Wheel of Fortune announcer Jim Thornton?
9:40–24:11
3
What is the latest update on the Caleb Flynn murder case and the South African serial‑killer investigation?
24:11–40:08
4
Why is special guest Carolina Hidalgo being introduced and what will she discuss on the show?
40:08–54:35
5
What is the Noah’s Ark dig story and the controversy around the Turkish expedition?
54:35–1:02:42
6
How did the hosts discuss the Texas daycare fight‑club allegations?
1:02:42–1:14:23
7
What allegations were made against Wheel of Fortune announcer Jim Thornton?
1:14:23–1:29:48
8
What upcoming live shows and tour dates did the hosts announce?
1:29:48–1:41:57