Side Stories: He Said, Pee Said
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Why are they mourning ‘Lady G’ and joking about celebrity deaths?
there's no place to escape to this is the lost podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes
Hey there, come on, get your pudding and your pudding pants. You know, Eddie, I can't believe we skipped one week because we didn't skip it. We had a prerecorded episode because you were doing dates and we were in the middle of traveling. Yeah. And we just happened to miss... One of the funniest weeks in the entire year. That's how it goes. That's how it always is, man. Because it's just crazy to just think, like, I can't believe, like, after all this time, we lost Sam Neill. Oh, yeah. Oh, we lost Sam Neill. That was really sad, you know. That one girl died of AIDS. Yes, yes. The one, then we had the other. Was she from, what was it, from Moana? Yeah. Was that Moana died of AIDS? Moana didn't die of AIDS. Moana didn't die.
It was a different Disney chick. Oh, it was the girl from Lilo and Stitch died of AIDS. Wow. Lilo died of AIDS. Oh, no, Davina Chase. That's right. I met.
Yeah, the girl from Donnie Darko. Oh, Donnie Darko. The little girl from Donnie Darko.
Well, then we should have been able to guess that one. Yeah, that was a sad movie. But what, does Stitch die soon? She also, Lilo and Stitch died of AIDS. Well, they both died. Wow. No, it's the same girl. Same chick. Same chick. Yeah, Moana did it. And then the little girl from Godzilla vs. King Kong died. A lot of little girls died. A lot of little girls died, and Sadly, we lost one of the most important little girls. A lady. A true lady. A lady. Lady G. Hey.
Hey, Mitch. Hey, it's good to see you, Mitch.
Thank you for joining me.
I'm actually kind of surprised how far heaven can be. I am turning into Crank. You know, I'm just crazy. Do you think they put us in the Mexico of hell?
You would think that after I died, I'd be able to talk correctly, but I cannot.
Oh, I just gotta say, I sure hope it's Mexico, because I've certainly had a lot of serrano peppers down in my taco hole. Oh, I got a bit of fire down under. I didn't know chlamydia followed you past the grave. Oh, I'm dying again.
Oh, Mitch.
I'm dying again. Let me hold your hand, Mitch. Let me hold your hand. Oh, no.
Oh, I just pissed out there for a second. Did you give any kisses while you were paused? Oh, thank you. I need a kiss while you're paused. I'll pause again.
Oh, God.
Finally.
All right, I'm sorry. I've got to let you go. They need you to vote on Israel taking over America. I've got to send you back to Earth. I voted for that. I know, I've got to send you back to Earth. Listen, though, but the next time you die, the next time you die, you come right back to old Lady G.
Okay, they're going to have to change the name of my state to Confucky.
Let me first say, I just want to do something real quick. Play with your lips.
I've always wanted to do that. I'm a man. I've always wanted to do that.
I'm a man. Stop that. I just want to say, I never got to have fun.
I'm defenseless. Leave me alone. It's too bad because we got to have so many rules. Somebody brought me up and take a picture. Yes. eulogy right now yeah yes it is and i gotta say lady g we're gonna miss you and all the joy you brought us here at last podcast network welcome to side stories man i'm henry sprowski i'm sitting here with mitch mcconnell and i gotta say that proof of life photo they took of mitch i loved it you know what you could barely see the rod in his shirt you know what's really nice is he let's just be frank before that picture he was mitch he was looking he was looking rough he looked rough for the last 20 years but i'm saying on the last year or so he's really looking rough he's falling down how does a man without feet feel
fall down. Because it's easy, because he's just two sticks. He's just walking around like one of those figures from Blair Witch. But I do think it's interesting is that when they put out the new photo, because I do remember... Looks like a Sarlacc's grandfather. Yes, right before he died, he was looking really, really bad. And then it seems that death has rejuvenated him because in the proof of life photo that was put out with his Asian wife, who's definitely not there for for prop reasons.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
Why are they mourning ‘Lady G’ and joking about celebrity deaths?
0:01–11:57
2
What doubts do they raise about Mitch McConnell’s hospital ‘proof-of-life’ photo?
11:57–31:36
3
How do the hosts describe Lindsey Graham’s scandals and nicknames?
31:36–1:03:45
4
What happened when a flight instructor jumped out and left a student to land the plane?
1:03:45–1:13:39