Side Stories: Meatballs & Murder
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What shocking story opens the episode about a baby found at a music festival?
there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes rolling rolling rolling rolling did you see this one little letter i actually you know like did you see this letter about the cowboys no oh okay no no no i'm talking about the letter about did you see the about the cowboys kissing each other oh yeah how they actually all love each other i just thought that was really fun about this idea of like guys just going out there and just being like it's like no no there's nothing there's nothing guys we kiss each other for competition
The whole thing is about getting close. That's bars maximizing. That's boy maxing.
Yeah, well, he also liked to watch furries have sex with each other, but they're all men. But no, he said they're not at all, but they had penises and vaginas and boobies. And so he said that's not gay. He said they got it all. It can't be gay. But actually, that's the most gay of all. Right, in a way. Yeah, furries for sure. No, no, I'm talking about furries with human boobs, human vaginas, and human penises all making love to each other at once. That ain't, it's not straight.
How does the 'Mexican Batman' handle local crime in Jalisco?
No, certainly not. But you know, at the same time, it's cowboy life. Yeah, no, he should just acknowledge what he loves. Of course. I love it. He loves people with every single part so that he can experience finally the joy of being a single cishet white woman coming out of his pan for Pride Month. Welcome to Side Stories. Yes. My name is Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. And I did it. I had the courage. I put on the Ghana jersey. It was really wonderful. The response was wonderful.
What tragic event is discussed regarding a grandmother and her family?
Ghana ended up going on to the next round. Yes. Which was huge. They're playing Columbia on Friday, you fucking pussies. Get you here. We dare you. You cocaine losers. Yeah, you fucking. That's right. You military army. You people run by a dictator that has easy access to California pieces of shit. That's right. You Bogota. Fuck yourself. Well, honestly, I do.
What unusual crime occurs at a wedding involving meatballs?
I wish good luck to all the teams. Yes, actually, yeah. I'm rooting for Ghana. Ghana's been, they're doing great. And honestly, it's really fun. People, really, you've embraced it, and you are, I see you're glowing. It's like you're pregnant. I do feel stronger. You look stronger. Yes, and you didn't hear about the witch doctor. Well, we talked all about this on stage when we did our live show just now over in London, Ontario. Beautiful, London, Ontario. Ontario. It's definitely a city, but the people are wonderful. If you wanted to go to a place and do heroin in the street...
How does China's new autonomous toilet technology work?
London. That's where you want to be. Wow. Oh, that one is nice. Shout out to Groove's Records. Shout out to Groove's Records. They treated us well. They really, really did. But today's, before we even get into it, I want to say I'm thankful for today's light episode. Yes. We have, it's just uplifting stories. I think people come here for positive news. People come here for a John Krasinski-like story. Lift to their day, you know, they don't and we yeah, we've discussed some really serious things recently Yeah for a man who wrote the quiet place. He just won't shut the fuck up.
What insights do listener emails provide about the episode's themes?
You just won't shut the fuck up, but John Krasinski In John Krasinski style. First of all, we're gonna do here is show you we're gonna tell you how happy this is Mm-hmm fucking waste it waste it carving our wife's face and body to the point and she looks like a skeleton and But that's why we're doing this. We're taking it back. We're taking back good news because today it's light, fun stories. Yeah. Taking you back to side stories of yore. Yeah, absolutely. Everything's so light today that you could pick it up and you could throw it in a lake and it would never come out. no one would ever know that it was there in the first place that's right so what i love about what we do here right so we went to london ontario and in london uh for those of you that don't know london ontario is the considered to be the serial killer capital of not just canada but north america from 1967 1969 to like 1985 they well this is kind of their claim because it's a very canadian claim
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What shocking story opens the episode about a baby found at a music festival?
0:01–1:15
2
How does the 'Mexican Batman' handle local crime in Jalisco?
1:15–1:45
3
What tragic event is discussed regarding a grandmother and her family?
1:45–2:10
4
What unusual crime occurs at a wedding involving meatballs?
2:10–2:49
5
How does China's new autonomous toilet technology work?
2:49–3:23
6
What insights do listener emails provide about the episode's themes?
3:23–4:36
7
What are the implications of the stories shared in this episode?
4:36–5:02
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode with key messages?
5:02–1:01:37