Side Stories: Muyuns & Monsters
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Who are the Muyun Brothers and why are they talking about bringing them to LA?
There's no place to escape to. This is the Lost Podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started.
Side stories.
Yes.
You like this? Yeah.
This doesn't make sense to me that you like this.
But, like, his entryway to it... Was the Malaysian boys.
Oh. Well, that's what you like about it. But I like it, but now I like the song. Is it an old song or a new song? No, it's a brand new song.
Yeah, they did this version.
This is the better version.
Now I understand. These poor bastards. By the way, he's just stepping around the room. They're going to save up all their money to go to Amarillo. There's nothing I can do. That's the closest I get, man.
Yeah. I'm full country, man. I don't know. I like that song. I like that song. Sung by the Malaysian Triple Boyzos, the Muyun Brothers.
I believe that's how it's pronounced.
Those are the Muyun brothers. They're all the way from central Ohio, Malaysia. They should be called the Bloomin' Unyum. Well, this is just, they're only wearing the flower outfits for this one song. I've played this on the stream several times. It's the one video I sent to our mutual friend Billy Wayne Davis over and over again. Oh, okay. And now what's happened is I like- You've played this on the stream? Yes. You weren't there for that one. I wasn't there. He was the one he wasn't there for.
Oh, I was just like, man, I was like, I really do check out sometimes.
I was like, wow, I was impressed by myself. No, no, no. You're forced. I make you at least acknowledge some of my little Asian men. But then I found myself liking the original song non-ironically. It went from the little Malaysian, because the Malaysian boys, the triplets, are probably 30. Yeah. But they look like they're little toddlers, which is, again, my favorite type of person. I like them better than any other type of person. I like you to appear as a toddler and be able to smoke. That is, if you can appear as a toddler, be able to smoke, have a conversation with me, and we can go drink together, you're my favorite person in the world. Having a little Malaysian boy, man, pop right up on my shoulder like a parrot.
You would love that. Nothing would make me happier than to have his little hooked feet. You can't buy one. You cannot buy one, Henry. I do understand the Muyun brothers need to be purchased as a group. And that is fine. I will provide the Muyun brothers. I have one room that they can stay in, which I'm certain will be far more luxurious than what they're used to. And I think that I can really show them the town. I think it'd be me, the Muyun brothers, fucking Tuchuki. We could go out there and just take over Los Angeles. Okay. At the Blue Note. You like it. It makes you very happy. Well, I need to go to the blue note again. We could book the blue note. Me and the Mooyoon brothers at the- Hold on a second. You're going to do the blue note without me?
Unfortunately, yes. Unfortunately, it's the Mooyoon Brothers. I'm going to burn this building to the ground. This is about bringing the Mooyoon Brothers. I'm going to have to teach them the Ella Fitzgerald songbook. Yeah, you don't take them there. You take them to Tin Horn Flats. No. Well, Tin Horn Flats does need the Mooyoon Jump. Exactly. So we'll see you guys over next week. So once I get the paperwork done for them, they got to get their shots. And we do have to package them. I believe they do have to go underneath the plane. Oh, and the Ella Langley Choose in Texas video does star Luke Grimes from Yellowstone. I was correct. That's really interesting because it also has another actual, like, what's it, a cowboy rider, a bull rider.
A bull rider? Yeah, there's a guy in there who's a real bull rider. Then he talks about how he's like, you damn men pretend to be from the country because they don't fold their hat right. And it's like, bro, just leave me the fuck alone. I'm from Los Angeles. Yeah. Wade Bowen, maybe? I don't know. Who fucking cares? Cowboy's a bull rider. That guy. That guy. That's a real bull rider. Oh, yeah. He looks like it. He is. He's a real bull rider.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Who are the Muyun Brothers and why are they talking about bringing them to LA?
0:01–15:16
2
How did therapy advice lead to ‘pet the dogs’ and the hosts’ personal anecdotes?
15:16–32:04
3
What is the ‘gooning’ dollar-store trend and why is it dangerous?
32:04–42:50
4
What happened at the Devil's Kin concert where someone defecated in the crowd?
42:50–46:00
5
Why are fans using 'concert diapers' and how did the hosts react to Paramore stories?
46:00–52:04
6
Who is the 'Hat Man' in Massachusetts and what crimes led to his arrest?
52:04–1:06:50
7
What are school-shooter defense drones and why are hosts concerned about them?
1:06:50–1:24:01