Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news with a slew of updates and then the story of the week: Jillian Lauren, Wife of Weezer Bassist Scott Shiner, shot by police in bizarre public standoff, ALSO - Wisconsin teen charged with killing parents also accused of plotting to assassinate President, the Aussie woman caught selling regurgitated toes, Crocs causing chaos, Lori Vallow News, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Chapter 1: What is the connection between Henry's movie experience and the show?
You know what's weird is I have gotten to the point now where this show and our real life... Are blending. They're blending. And I don't remember what we talk about in real life as opposed to what we talk about on the show. Never do. I never know. I have no fucking idea. I don't know. Like, did I talk about on the show about how... We went to go see The Brutalist. Yes.
So Natalie and I went to go see The Brutalist. Let me just send this out to our audience. Your Bruties out there. Yeah, we're a Brutie family. We're a Brutie family. Hashtag Brutiverse. Extended Brutiverse. What I'm hoping for is an extended Brutiverse. Build through death. Yes. And I don't know if I said this on the show that I... Here's a note. To some of you guys out there.
Everybody's got like a partner that sometimes reacts to content differently and you know exactly how they react to things. Yes. So before going into The Brutalist, I'm not going to spoil it, right? But I knew it was already going to be a bit of a tough sell to get Natalie to want to come see The Brutalist with me. There's an intermission and it's about buildings. That is literally what I told her.
Also, what I do then sometimes with a movie like that, when I know this might be challenging for Natalie's, like in terms of like a wife's taste. Yeah. I looked it up online, the Wikipedia. I spoiled myself to know what the ending was because I'd heard the ending was shocking. Yeah, it was cool. And then I... Yeah, cool. And then I read the ending. It was fucking awesome. Yeah. Yeah.
And I read it, yes, but I knew that there were moments in the ending Natalie's not going to like. So about halfway through the movie, we got to the intermission, and I just turned to Natalie, and I just said, you know what? I'm tired. Let's just go home. So we went home so that I could go and download the movie again just to watch the end. Yeah. And I got to say, man, that's weird to do. What?
Make the whole... Just watch. for the last 25 minutes of The Brutalist on a Sunday morning. Oh, I thought you were talking about what The Brutalist did in the movie. No, I'm just saying that they're waking up to only watch the ending. It's just, it's just not, it doesn't get you going. I do that all the time with the shit you send me.
Well, that's different.
As I fall asleep watching it and then I have to wake up for the murder. And then in the morning I watch the murder part. What was the last thing that I said to you that was all that bad? I mean, define bad. Like bad as in brutal or bad as in upsetting. Did I just send you something really fucked up? You sent me a four-hour video of, what's this guy's name?
Nichols talking to his friends in his living room. Yeah, Preston Nichols.
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Chapter 2: How is the Lori Vallow trial unfolding and why is it so intense?
It's just wild to see her just, she's got a shock collar vest on. What's that for? If she lunges at the jury or lunges at a fucking witness, they have somebody there to zap her. Oh. Which is fun. They should have had that on, what's her name last week? Yeah, she's a business. How does she not have one? She likes it. Yeah. Every time they hit her with it, she comes. It's hard for her.
She can't deal with it. But this whole story, it's just really fucked up. She also wouldn't talk to the stuff with her and her brother, Adam Cox. Yeah. The DJ. Yeah. Well, not the cool one, but the one who was cool with the guy who was murdered. Yes. The former DJ. He's doing some other scam business now, but- It was brutal. Like, they're all like, so what'd you think of me?
She had to question the lady that went on a date with Charles Vallow two days before he died. Where she did this whole, like, what did he tell you about me? Like, grilling this woman. Why would she even say that? Why would she ask? And then finally she's like, so at what point did he tell you all about me? Blah, blah, blah. And the lady comes back. I think her name was Debbie Jo.
They're trying to make a bunch of merch from it where she says, don't flatter yourself. We talked about other things as well. And you hear the crowd go like, oh, shit.
Oh, motherfucking bitch. It's a fucking bitch. Take your fucking tops off. Start fighting each other. Yeah.
But again, that's why I'm not allowed in.
That's why I can't go.
You probably would be allowed in. Oh, anybody can go. It's like a lottery. You have to wait in line. You should go to more trials. To be honest, if I... You love it so much. Why not go? Because I have like... You got Fridays. I have a life. That's the only time. That's a life I have to have. I have to have it at some point. I'm already watching them online.
I think that this is a great new hobby for you, especially with the Menendez brothers in town. Yeah, trial peeping. Yeah. Yeah, because that's fucking crazy. The kind of shit that blows through LA is awesome. We had Richard Ramirez. Fucking, we all the best trials come through here. Some of the great crimes in the world's history have come through LA. It's pretty great.
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Chapter 3: What is the truth about weather manipulation and cloud seeding?
Sometimes Rivers Cuomo seems out of it. I would be too. I wouldn't be. There's no substance in the songs. You're a rock star. Get over it. He's a nerd. You're a rock star. Fucking get over it. Yeah. All right. So... But Scott Schreiner, he's not over it. He's the bassist for Weezer. You know what I like about him? Unflappable. Bassist, got to stay in the pocket, right? Yeah.
Got to be a fucking rock solid guy, right? Yeah. Which must be, because that man fucking puts up with a very interesting wife. Her name's Jillian Lauren, and she is, she's cute, she's fun, kind of foxy, foxy lady. I mean, yeah, she's married to a rock star. A rock and roll guy, right?
But instead, she decided to insert herself into the search for three men that were running from a high-speed chase, and then she opened up a fire against a bunch of police officers, and they shot her, and then she was put into jail on $1 million bail that she had. Wow. So they just paid and got her out. This whole story does not make any fucking sense.
Did she know the people running from the cops? No, no, no. So, okay, this is how I can maybe parse this out. So everything began on last Tuesday, 325 p.m., which is that, of course. It's always right before we record. There was a hit and run on the 134th. LAPD, they responded to a request for assistance. From Chips, they went in there and they were in Eagle Rock, right?
For those of you who don't know, Eagle Rock in L.A., crunchy yet expensive. Yeah. Right? It's a part of the city in which very, very money. Yes, it's where Weezer lives. It's where people with money live to pretend to have no money. Yes. Right? Lauren, Jillian Lauren, which again, it's really hard to fucking describe anybody with two first names. So there was a high-speed chase.
The suspects left their car. They ran into the bunch of backyards in this residential neighborhood. The manhunt led officers to the back of a residence where all of us, where Scott Schreiner of Weiser and his wife Jillian Lauren live. For some reason, Jillian Lauren was in the backyard of her neighbor house, of her house, of her neighboring property. So it wasn't even in her property.
She was on her neighbor's property. Okay. With a handgun. Lauren pointed handgun at officers who said, hey, white lady, please put it down. Because that's how nice they are in LAPD. That's how nice they are when they see it's a rich woman with a handgun. They went, please, pretty please, if you would just please put the gun down. Yeah. She responded by opening up a fire at them.
She fired at them or into the air? She fired at them. Yeah. It sounds like when a police officer... I thought she did like a warning, pop, pop, in the air. No police officer's going to take it as a warning. No. You know, they chased a few guys. This is according to Maria DaCosta. This is someone who says the LAPD was chasing the guys. Weasley's wife comes out of the house with a gun.
They then shot her in the shoulder. They shot her in the shoulder. Tiny shoulder. Which is, to be honest, shows the, sadly, it shows restraint on LAPD's count where they technically didn't riddle her with bullets because she was a visibly rich white woman. See, that's where they fucked up because now we know they can aim.
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Chapter 4: What is Peanut's Law and why was it created after the squirrel incident?
Sometimes you get this boost of confidence where she legitimately thought, I think in her mind, I'm helping catch these criminals. These police officers don't understand that I'm helping to catch these criminals. So that's why they're trying to help me, tell me to stand down, but they don't get it. I've got their six. And it's like, you're just a lady with tat sleeves. You're not a police officer.
No. But she found out because they shot her. You know where she wouldn't have got shot? Where? Beverly Hills. That's actually, she was pretty close. Oh, she would have been shot to death in Beverly Hills. Because that's where she doesn't want to be. Beverly Hills. One of the worst fucking songs in the entire thing. Even that is fucking even worse.
I just think it's hilarious that the guy just had no, Scott Treanor had no reaction. What about the other guys? Nothing. Nothing. No response. Nothing. Yeah. I think that she might. No, I'm talking about the guys that she was sticking up for. The guys who, the hit and run guys. I don't think she was sticking up for them. I think she was trying to kill them. Oh, she was trying to kill.
I think she was trying to catch criminals. Oh. That's my read on it. Oh, and then the cops, you know, she was like, I'm on your side. Yes. I'm pretty certain they're like. The cops are like, no. No, you're not though. Only in dreams. Yeah, you're not though. Ha ha ha. I mean. Oh my God.
God.
Yeah, I want to know this footage. Yeah, look, she's got like a, yeah, that's her with her babysitter. The babysitter's standing in front of her. Oh, wow, that's amazing. Man, honestly, though, fucking give that babysitter a raise. Oh, no, she's going to be fired, sadly. Fired? She did a remarkable job. She's not only sitting the baby, but the woman. Unfortunately, Jillian still got shot.
The only way she would have gotten a raise is if she died in the process of protecting her boss from the police. Unfortunately, that money would have went to her family. Oh, man. We're going to find out more. Obviously, I think we're going to hear more from her defense attorney. She hasn't made any comment yet.
We don't really know what she was doing or thinking what she was doing while she was doing it. I think that we're going to get some form of woe is me social media comment.
turnaround on this i think that we're looking at a potential budding hilaria baldwin here and we're going to find out we're going to find but or she's entirely innocent and i'm wrong i could be entirely wrong and she was just cleaning her gun in her backyard no yeah yeah for sure and she could have had headphones on this is still better than the ghost adventures wife
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Chapter 5: Who is Jillian Lauren and what happened in the police shooting incident?
Is that the same place where Rittenhouse went? Yeah, fun place for these guys. It's the same spot, isn't it? Whoa, I guess that must be cute boy central. He was charged with first-degree murder, theft, and other crimes in the deaths of his mother, Tatiana, and stepfather, Donald. Kasep is in custody in the Waukesha County Jail. He looks mad. Yes, yes, he's very mad. He definitely looks like...
Unfortunately, definitely looks like someone who killed their parents. He does, yeah. He definitely has patricide face. Yeah, he's in county jail on a $1 million bond, which is the same as Jillian. Does he have 100 grand liquid? I think that Jillian does. She should hook his ass up. I think that Jillian has had enough justice for one day.
I think she could write a whole other true crime novel just on this guy. County prosecutors have offered a glimpse into the federal allegations, which were outlined by the FBI. Wow. Federal authorities say Kasem detailed his plans in a three-page anti-Semitic manifesto praising Hitler. And per the search warrant, called for the assassination of the president of the United States.
Which seems weird because we have our most Hitler-like president. If anything, if he really felt like this, he should have tried to kill Biden. Maybe he's too young. I'm just going to say I feel that it's confused. Yes. I feel that his belief system is not all on one page. The manifesto allegedly, well, it was three pages.
The manifesto allegedly outlined Kasem's beliefs in the resulting chaos would lead to a revolution that would save the white race. Sorry about that.
By the way.
We're fine. Yeah. We're actually hunky-dory. Sorry, Dweeby. I'm sorry, Adam Lonza. Don't need you to save us, Kasep. We're not helping. Sorry. It's not doing it. About his plan to kill the president and overthrow the government of the United States. The killing of his parents appeared to be an effort to obtain the financial means and autonomy necessary for carrying out his plan.
You know who's the only white person I think done wrong by everyone still? Who? Chet Hanks. Chet Hanks? He's the only one that needs justice. Has he done anything wrong? He's just a goofball, right? No, he did a little anti-vax thing, and he was like, he had a thing with the Jamaican accent. You know... As opposed to everything else, not that bad. This is what I'm saying. Bar is low, my friend.
Anti-vax Jamaican accent. I think you could chalk that up for stupidity. You know who else did that? Did you see what's his name? The character Beans?
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of Jillian Lauren's background in true crime?
She appeared to believe she could make as much as $400 Australian dollars by selling the toes. I can't even believe that. Which is $253 in American. It's amazing. Oh, my. Oh, wow.
I'll get $250.
How much do you think you would pay for two toes? I'm not Marcus. Well, I'm saying he has birthdays every year. You know, you got to get him something. This seems like an opportunity. How do I say this? Kind of like with the diamonds, with the Tiffany diamonds.
Yeah.
$20.
That could be worse or that could be better. I'm helping you. With these toes. Yeah. Obviously. If I'm purchasing the toes from you, I'm helping you. Because you shouldn't have the toes. Those dogs must have been hungry, too, because they didn't even chew them up. They just swallowed them.
They just went after the toes, because also you wonder if they were biting them up just to try to wake them up.
Oh, baby.
Chewing on his little feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And eventually were like, mm. Yeah. You ever have that? You ever have the dog look at a wound? Oh, dogs love wounds. Yeah. Well, it's cleaning. It's like a thing. Yeah, but then you're like, stop it, stop it. You're going to taste for blood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's more, they're just trying to help you.
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