Side Stories: The R Train
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What are the weirdest stories discussed this week?
There's no place to escape to. This is the Lost Podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started.
Side stories.
Yes.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Well, Henry. Oh, me? Happy birthday week. That's me. It's your birthday this week. Oh, yeah. You're so excited. You look great. You look great. You don't look a day over 41. I'm 41.
Not yet. Not yet. You're going to be 41. Yes, but I've been sick for days. Yes.
Yeah, me too. I think I gave it to you. You did. When we recorded the last podcast on the left, because you got sick and Marcus didn't, because I sit closer to you.
Yes. And I was coughing. You were coughing and sniffling. And sniffling a bunch, but I still came to work because I care about you and I care about this job. But then he went to go to the- I went and saw the Grateful Dead at the Sphere. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You had a great weekend. So I didn't really get completely better. What did you do all weekend? I laid in my filth. Hell yeah, man. I watched, I played BG3. You got a new girlfriend. I did get a new girlfriend at Baldur's Gate. Yeah. I'm fucking Laizel as well. I'm having sex with Shadowheart. She's more kind of my emotional girlfriend. Laizel and I are kind of more of a- She don't do shit.
We're friends with benefits. She just sits around without like fucking, she doesn't have a job. She's just collecting social security.
No, no. She's working very hard. She's Laizel. No, she's not lazy as hell. That is a contraction. Laizel is a Githyanki name.
Is her last name, is it Susan? Yeah. Lazel Susan. That's funny.
Welcome to Side Stories. Spin her around. I know. I remember. My name is Henry Zabrowski. She is not. She's a squirter and a spitter. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson, who is picking apart.
You can have one of my rats.
I don't want the rat. Oh, my God. I can't believe you don't want the rat. I am at a low today. You're at a low? I am. I am vulnerable.
Are you sad that you're getting older? Are you sad because you're sick? Are you sad because you're fat?
All of it. Every single layer of it. I actually feel nothing about the age. It's mostly that I feel like dog shit for days, and I want to party so bad. I am in a party mood. I wish that I could go out there and have fun, and I can't right now, and it sucks. We're partying on Thursday, bro. LPN Funhouse. Come on out. You're going to see me struggle live on the 1st of May, the day after this comes out on LPN TV, twitch.tv slash LPN TV from 4 p.m. Pacific to sometime. We're partying for you. 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. Pacific. 4 to 8. You're going to come in and I'm doing it all. I'm leaving early. I'm not. I'm locked in for the entire four hours. It should be a lot of fun. Yeah, because P-Funk's in town. I'm like, we should go see our favorite band on your birthday. And you're like, no, we must work. I was told. We must do this. It was booked.
We were going to hang out with George Clinton on your birthday. And you were like, no, Eddie. Holden says we work, and what Holden says goes.
No.
I didn't want to. No, it's not true. I am excited to be part of the LPN Funhouse. It was booked first. Now, this is, and that is called, that's called how it is, but not only am I excited for that, but then next week we're going to be all throughout Florida. We're going to have a lot of fun.
Oh my God, dude. I'm very excited.
Toronto, which is sold out. Toronto, sold out. Sold out. Go screw. I think it's oversold. Yeah, we're going to have to kick people out. We're going to have to kick people out, or at least I think someone's actually going to have to sit on my back. yes it's gonna be very cool we're having people come on stage yeah we're gonna have people who come on stage and just sit there and interrupt i think yes yes throw shit at us can't wait yeah we're doing it's called the hurdle show yeah no i want to see how hot you can get tim horton's coffee and throw it on henry you could get up to i guess it's like 49 celsius i don't know what the legal hottest temperature is in canada But we can't wait to see you all.
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