Ep 561 - Beautiful Things
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What did Matt and Shane do over Memorial Day?
I'm fully in the loop.
Oh, you're in the loop right now?
I've been home for two days, three days. So you're just completely caught up? Full internet for two days. What's going on on the internet? Well, Matt, turns out I'm a giant. Wow, wow. Everyone hates. I kept looking it up, and it turns out people really don't like me very much. But that's not all. There's plenty of other people getting called that going around.
What are the latest trends in pop culture?
MGK has a new music video that sucks and fucking made me want to bring a gun to school. What else is going on?
That'd be a good... You know that Rodney Dangerfield thing where he goes back to college? He's a shooter? Hey, you're picking on me.
Take that. Yeah, true. He's not getting enough respect from the bullies and the jocks. But no, I've been fully plugged in. I was really involved in pop culture. Really? There's a guy who screams things that he says, and I'll be dancing out in California. The kid who got it all wrong. Whoa. You got to check this kid out. You're going to like him. I got all types of stuff going on. It's called White. It's been dubbed White Hooting and Hollering Music, and it's led by Benson Boone. He's the lead hooting and hollering guy.
He's the guy who says, These beautiful things that I've done. Oh, that guy.
Yeah, it's like girl movie music. Yeah. Yeah, Britney's hit me with that song.
Just listen. Bro, I've been all over the internet the last two days. Then somebody filmed Steph Curry at a Benson Moon concert with a cowboy hat singing along, and someone was going, oh, fuck, Steph Curry sucks. But in Steph Curry's defense, I was thinking about this. If I got dragged to a... I've done it. Sure. I've gone to a concert. I've been like, this shit sucks. I'm not going to this shit. Yeah. Then I'm up there singing at the top of my lungs to Mumford & Sons. It could happen to anybody. It really... You could take me to an Imagine Dragons concert. I was trying to think of the corniest one to be like a major fan of. I would sing along. For sure. I'm waking up... Just stomp into the beat?
Yeah, I'd be going nuts. Actually, speaking of concerts, I heard some good news. I talked to two people who had gone to a Katy Perry concert recently. And said she held it down? Said it was fucking fire, dude. They said, don't believe the fake news. They said the Katy Perry concerts are... He said, what a performance.
That's good. Yeah. That's good. So, yeah. Who told you that? One of my bros. The beach people.
One of my bros. The beach people. One of my bros. They saw KP.
I could see how seeing KP live would be a treat.
Said it was charged up.
She was running around. I saw her running around.
Running around almost naked.
Yeah. I saw all types of stuff. I saw Jennifer Lopez did a very long dance at an award show. What? Yeah. I watched it. Seven and a half minutes I watched her dance. She did a seven and a half minute dance? Shit sucked.
Dude, a lot of the, this could be a media narrative. Shit fucking sucked.
Dude, a lot. It sucked to watch. I was mad the whole time. But then I was getting a little more disappointed in myself at how much I just hate dancing.
Yeah, like choreographed dancing.
Yeah, I just came off like a real loser.
Why?
It's like when someone's like, I hate music. Yeah. I was sitting there, and I was just like, fuck, I just hate dancing.
Dude, it's kind of a miserable life, honestly. My kids go to dance class, and it's like, dude, you forget ballerinas are like... evil like when they get older they've been like screamed at since they were a child and beaten yeah they've been dude it's like i i i've dealt i've been dealing with some aged ballerina types and it's like not the friendliest bunch dude yeah it's not all like tutus and fucking pilets dude they're they're fucking mean man and i'm like sitting there like damn i like watch them i'm like taking them what a couple black swans dude for real i'm taking them out of this dance school dude it's like i don't like it at all they're just fucking mean dude like mike so they if you fill up your card you get like it's like six little stars if you get six of them you go in the office and they give you like a present like a little prize and dude we're talking like you know fucking alibaba some sort of like finger puppet for two cents kind of bullshit temporary tattoos
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