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Chapter 1: What did Matt and Shane do over Memorial Day?
I'm fully in the loop.
Oh, you're in the loop right now?
I've been home for two days, three days. So you're just completely caught up? Full internet for two days. What's going on on the internet? Well, Matt, turns out I'm a giant. Wow, wow. Everyone hates. I kept looking it up, and it turns out people really don't like me very much. But that's not all. There's plenty of other people getting called that going around.
Chapter 2: What are the latest trends in pop culture?
MGK has a new music video that sucks and fucking made me want to bring a gun to school. What else is going on?
That'd be a good... You know that Rodney Dangerfield thing where he goes back to college? He's a shooter? Hey, you're picking on me.
Take that. Yeah, true. He's not getting enough respect from the bullies and the jocks. But no, I've been fully plugged in. I was really involved in pop culture. Really? There's a guy who screams things that he says, and I'll be dancing out in California. The kid who got it all wrong. Whoa. You got to check this kid out. You're going to like him. I got all types of stuff going on.
It's called White. It's been dubbed White Hooting and Hollering Music, and it's led by Benson Boone. He's the lead hooting and hollering guy.
He's the guy who says, These beautiful things that I've done. Oh, that guy.
Yeah, it's like girl movie music. Yeah. Yeah, Britney's hit me with that song.
Just listen. Bro, I've been all over the internet the last two days. Then somebody filmed Steph Curry at a Benson Moon concert with a cowboy hat singing along, and someone was going, oh, fuck, Steph Curry sucks. But in Steph Curry's defense, I was thinking about this. If I got dragged to a... I've done it. Sure. I've gone to a concert. I've been like, this shit sucks. I'm not going to this shit.
Yeah. Then I'm up there singing at the top of my lungs to Mumford & Sons. It could happen to anybody. It really... You could take me to an Imagine Dragons concert. I was trying to think of the corniest one to be like a major fan of. I would sing along. For sure. I'm waking up... Just stomp into the beat?
Yeah, I'd be going nuts. Actually, speaking of concerts, I heard some good news. I talked to two people who had gone to a Katy Perry concert recently. And said she held it down? Said it was fucking fire, dude. They said, don't believe the fake news. They said the Katy Perry concerts are... He said, what a performance.
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Chapter 3: How do Matt and Shane feel about recent concert performances?
latino heat yeah it's latino heat yeah bro i don't know man look i don't want to speak for you guys i like to elevate your voices in the matter but yeah we do want to hold space for black podcasters but uh yeah earth dude you guys got a claim earth's probably the best one i think we're plasma
Plasma. Plasma, the fifth element.
Ether. I was giving you guys Ether. I was like, Ether is the best. Indian guys are Earth for sure. I can't believe you're pleading the fifth on this. The fifth element. He's claiming.
No, Earth's good for you guys.
Yeah, they're all elements. Why is Earth good?
I don't know. Everybody claims the first humans were from Africa. Earth's nice. I like that.
And it's one of those things where Asians are definitely air. Let's do process of elimination.
They run on the trees. They're airbenders.
Black people are avatars, man. We fucking get all four, I think, if we're from Africa. You get all four? We get all four. Yeah. And no offense.
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Chapter 4: What are Matt's thoughts on dance classes for kids?
So, yeah, I've been waking up.
I've got a feeling these boys have not retained any goop.
The mayor had a blanket over himself when I came in.
Oh, man. Goopless. You were in this room for five minutes before you laid down with a blanket? Goopless, dude.
I'm tired.
No goop. Yeah, that's a goopless man. There's no goop in the system. You probably got rid of your goop this morning, didn't you? No. You lie like a rug.
This morning count is three in the morning. Oh, you got your fucking goop out of three? Yeah, dude. I heard you had a little bit of a... Do you have a partner here?
No.
You had a hot date? It wasn't a date.
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