Ep 617 - Irish Good Morning
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
The Wild Wild West.
Dude, I just... It blew my fucking mind. I had to talk to somebody about it. No, I'd like to hear about it. Chuck E. Cheese is no longer.
What shocking discovery did the host make about Chuck E. Cheese?
It's not a... I think Bargatze actually has a joke about it. I think he... Or maybe he joked about how scary it was, but like, you know, we all know the classic Chuck E. Cheese. I was like talking to my kids like, yo... Guys, it might be a little scary in here. They have like fucked up looking mice dancing and shit on stage. You go to a Chuck E. Cheese now, no animatronics. Screen, the 2D, brother. I know. But if you look, I like YouTube, the old Chuck E. Cheese. Like maybe I was just like making it up. It's more fucked up than you could imagine. Old Chuck E. Cheese. Yes, it's so scary. I like was YouTubing people at the party. Like this is what it used to look like. When did they change it, you think? I think maybe in the, what's O'Connor call it, the aughts?
Yeah, the early aughts. Maybe the early aughts. I bet they changed it when Five Nights at Freddy's, or what's that called? Five Nights at Freddy's is like a little kid video game where animatronic things come to life at night and attack you. I bet when that, because that was a hit. Yeah, that could have happened. I bet bringing the kids to see the actual animatronics, it was probably chaos in the Chuck E. Cheese. That'd be terrifying. 2012, when did Five Nights come out? Oh, that was later. That would be crazy. I've got a nice theory going.
Yeah, this is a good theory. I have another. My brother gave me a really good theory recently. What is it? Sean's going to like it. It's about how smoke breaks. So people don't go out anymore and like stand with each other and smoke cigarettes. And he thinks it's having like a. fucking us up like we don't know how to like chill it's like that was a whole rhythm baked into the day where like everybody all right let's step outside all the bros have to like hang out together for a while puff cigs talk about whatever because really like you and a bunch of people would sit there all catch the nicotine buzz at the same time and it's like a really nice good combo yeah it's a nice combo it's it's like a part of our life that now we miss yeah now everyone also works from home too hey exactly don't even get to go around the water cooler even yeah
The water cooler's a myth, by the way. I've never... I've been in an office twice. I never once got to chat around the water cooler.
No. Kitchen microwave is where you chill. Yeah, kitchen microwave and coffee. That's where you chill. Yes. Water cooler myth. That's where you come in and see your weird manager eating out of a Tupperware.
And you go, Jesus Christ. This microwaving soggy broccoli.
And you think about him making that at home. You know, this lonely fucking cocksucker. I hate him. Yeah.
Yeah, you start to see a little bit. You're like, ah, fuck, this guy's sad too. He's still a fucking asshole.
Yeah, everyone's... This is kind of embarrassing. Ah, fuck it, I'll say it. It's kind of tooted my own horn. Whatever. This morning I woke up being a... I was just laying in bed trying to be depressed. Like, I was like... I was laying in bed like... Damn, dude. My parents were in their 20s when they had my family, and I'm fucking old. My kids aren't even going to... I'm 38, and instead of having kids, I just...
I did pretty good. I caught myself.
I was trying to be like, I didn't do shit with my life. And it took me a second to be like, actually, shit's pretty sick, dude. Nice.
That's so funny. Your Irish genes in the morning were like, it's just so much trouble in me.
So much trouble.
Terrible trouble.
oh i should have had kids i'm gonna die alone instead i pissed away my life no i actually had a good life yeah yeah it is funny like then i got out of bed i was like nice it's a good start it is nice trying to run the old program and it's being like such a i up let's do a piece you look around you're like what am i gonna do today that's awesome look at a house
Look at this dumb fucking house.
Damn it. Bullshit house. This is the coolest house I've ever seen.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:08
2
What shocking discovery did the host make about Chuck E. Cheese?
0:08–3:55
3
How has the evolution of smoking breaks affected social interactions?
3:55–6:37
4
What insights were shared about the impact of parenting on personal life?
6:37–10:14
5
What humorous theories did the hosts discuss regarding their new neighbor?
10:14–20:49
6
How do the hosts view the experience of watching classic movies?
20:49–38:04
7
What are the hosts' thoughts on the implications of communism?
38:04–51:37
8
How did the conversation shift to discussing Mao Zedong's policies?
51:37–1:08:37