Ep 624 - Big Boy (feat. Nate Marshall)
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What happened at the pool that sparked the conversation about swimwear and vacuum-sealed bathing suits?
Hey, we're fired up, dude. We're here. We're here. We're here again. Every week, dude. We're here. We're rocking. I'm not trying to be purposely obscured in the plants. This is just how the seat's going. You do got the safari look going.
You got the safari look going. I do look like Jungle Jim right now. The wild four beers.
I got cooked in the sun yesterday, so the bucket, I just brought the bucket. I am wearing it inside just to reflect how Absolutely sunburned, I was. I just got destroyed in the sun, and then I was chilling at the house just dead. I had just eaten, crushed my fiber drink, poured the fiber powder in the drink, and, dude, I'm still in a... a bathing suit with wet underwear because it's, you know, the bathing suit doesn't have ever, like, why do you have an underwear in a bathing suit? Because they didn't have, like, a net and it's just, it's so thin.
And you were around, you were around children, right?
I'm around children. You can't have the teen that's getting vacuum sealed. That could be a life-changing moment. It's just weird. Even if I was, like, presenting that day, because it is, we're in the Austin heat. This is the best flaccid dog weather ever. I could have even been presenting. I still don't, you don't want the fucking flaccid, you don't want the fucking vacuum sealed in the pool. It's just awkward. Yeah. And then you've got to watch, too. If I get out of the water, I'll try to, like, un-vacuum seal. But then you're just opening your waistband. You can be flashing dong inadvertently.
I don't know. I was about to complain about a whole different thing. I get the same problem when I wear the Netta Jones, but my soft water dick gets mashed into the front of it. But it looks like every time, I don't know if it's just the way my dick rests on my balls, it looks like I have the tiniest boner. And it's just, I get out of the pool every time. Oh, shit.
Yeah, it sucks, dude. It sucks. You got to do a quick like, but then it's like, yeah, you get into the head game of like, is this person wondering why I'm adjusting? Yeah, I don't want to look like I'm being a fucking- Is adjusting big dick behavior? Is it little dick behavior? I don't know. I don't know what these fucking ladies are thinking at the point.
And I don't want anybody to think it's weirdo behavior because I feel like I got to do it every time I get out the pool.
I know. I've been trying to let it ride, but I do, because every now and again, it's not as bad as you think. Yeah. Yeah. And that's why I'll keep the boxer briefs on under certain bathing suits that don't have the compression. They're so thin. If I get vacuum sealed, it's just awkward, dude.
I get nervous to just even check how bad it looks. Because I feel like once you make eye contact with it, if you notice, you're like, well, I got it.
I try to hit it underwater as I'm getting out. Then if you let the water in, it breaks the seal. Water rushes. I haven't even thought of that. I don't think about it until I'm out the water. I know. And I'm like, fuck. 99% of the times, I'm just kind of coming out. But lately, I have been like, I'm going to let it ride. I'm going to let it ride. We have fucking foreigners here. We got guys in Speedos. Yeah, yeah. A lot more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a dude in Speedos the other day laying on his back just sunning a hog. And it's just like, bro, do you? Do you? But like, I was...
Probably feels nice.
Just women being like, girls don't even like that, dude. They don't like that. They're being weird. And I was with these two ladies, and I was like, they don't like that. That's got to just be.
I got to ask, actually, because now I need to know if ladies think that's like. Because in my mind, it looks so goofy. It's no way to go. That's hot as hell.
Yeah. Honestly, though, if I had my eye on these guys, they're gay guys. Right away, I'm like, oh, duh.
I was not even worried about what ladies think.
Weren't even thinking about them. They were probably wondering what I was thinking about. And I'm like, I am actively thinking. I'm the only guy in this pool thinking about your dong right now.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What happened at the pool that sparked the conversation about swimwear and vacuum-sealed bathing suits?
0:00–13:12
2
How did swim lessons and learning proper freestyle technique change the hosts' view of swimming?
13:12–22:43
3
Why are the hosts skeptical about ayahuasca retreats and what risks do they highlight?
22:43–43:36
4
What personal stories do the hosts share about psychedelics like DMT and Changa?
43:36–59:17
5
How are microdosing and mushrooms being considered for aging and dementia by the hosts?
59:17–1:11:48