Ep 625 - The Big Show (feat. Billy & Spud)

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What are the hosts worried about before their big live show and how do they plan to handle it?

Billy (guest) 0:00
Wow Wow Wes yeah, I'd be like shaking if I was one of you guys. Yeah, like visibly I'd be like if I think I like wake up and shake Don't show I honestly I text Matt and Dale.
Shane Gillis 0:12
I sent him the picture and I was like we should not We should leave the country I'd like to leave the country. Yeah, I would go to leave a Saturday why or something temporary insanity I could leave I don't understand how to take some of those guineas and fucking spud. What's wrong with you, bro?
Spud (guest) 0:28
Monster.
Shane Gillis 0:29
You know, I'm struggling. Dude, Conor McGregor. Dude, go out there, build it up and walk out and be like, fuck my leg. Shit. Just bring someone else. When's this going to come out? Whenever. I think.
Billy (guest) 0:40
Probably after.
Shane Gillis 0:41
Tomorrow. Tomorrow.
Billy (guest) 0:42
Yeah. We can wait. Do a free pre-show.
Shane Gillis 0:46
Well, then we won't talk about all the special guests, but Matthew will be on it. And it's terrifying. Oh, yeah, we've already alluded to it on the pod. Are we fired up? Yeah, we're recording. It's the scariest thing possible. This was a huge mistake. I got talked into this a year and a half ago and never really... considered that one day it was gonna actually happen. And it's tomorrow, and I'm completely ill-prepared. I can't even think about doing stand-up.
Billy (guest) 1:16
I'm thinking about the show itself. I don't know what I'm gonna say. How much stand-up do you actually have to do?
Shane Gillis 1:20
I'm gonna do... I don't have to do anything. What's the plan? For the show, I should probably do like a fucking half hour, and then I'm gonna bring someone else on stage with me. Or just curate. Just walk around and be like, ha ha ha, another fine act! Start a circus. I'm actually running for mayor! I've got you all gathered here. There's something I'd like to discuss. Let's have four giant sponsor jams. You got to do those Luke Belmar talks. And I was taking over everything. That's it. Everything. All of your jobs.
Spud (guest) 1:54
Welcome by Frostbale. Welcome Spud.
Shane Gillis 1:56
Make you more popular. Yeah. Do magic. I'll do fucking. I'm going to panic. I would throw. I'm going to get on stage and be like, the only thing I've got so far is I'm going to say a boom, boom, boom.
Billy (guest) 2:08
Everybody say whale. That'll be nice. That'll be actually. That'll be nice. If you start a wave, that'd be sick. We got that going.
Shane Gillis 2:14
You gotta wave and boom, boom, boom. You should bring a beach ball out. Getting beach balls going would be fucking sick. Almost like recreating Woodstock. Dude, this crowd's gonna be... They're gonna be tailgating all day. It's gonna be horrendous. It's gonna be the worst crowd. It's gonna look like Normandy. It's gonna be crazy. My whole plan is just, I'm gonna have a separate video. I'm gonna have my own video crew and I'm gonna try to crush hecklers the whole time.
Spud (guest) 2:36
Yo, shut the fuck up, dude. I'm doing a fucking show. Dude, stop fucking eating.
Billy (guest) 2:41
I'm doing a fucking show.

How do they imagine the live crowd experience and heckler strategies?

Billy (guest) 2:42
Are you in the round?
Shane Gillis 2:44
Yeah. Oh, my God. It's better.
Billy (guest) 2:46
I saw a clip. I was checking out different seats in the link, what it looks like. WrestleMania was in the round. Whoa, that's like the WrestleMania. Yeah.
Shane Gillis 2:55
You could wrestle, too. I'll wrestle. You should do it all. Look at the folding chairs. Yeah.
Billy (guest) 3:01
It's terrifying.
Shane Gillis 3:01
They don't look comfortable. Yeah. Also, the people that are in the middle of these folding chairs. That's the pit. You're never going to be able to piss. No.
Billy (guest) 3:07
Pass outs.
Shane Gillis 3:08
I think those seats were fucking expensive. Cook's is there.
Billy (guest) 3:11
Cook's is right around. I showed you that. Yeah, that's a nice spot. The pass outs. Is that a port-a-potty set up?
Shane Gillis 3:16
I think they do have little port-a-potties and shit like that. That's going to be a piss-on-the-ground setup. There's going to be a lot of drunk guys.
Billy (guest) 3:23
Dude, there was a concert here. This is going to be a riot. It's going to be a Roman city. There was a concert here in Philly in some country kind of dude, and some chick just shit. What? She didn't want to leave her seat. But it was like a biohazard. She tried to let it out of her pants.
Shane Gillis 3:43
You ever see people on CCTV shake out a log? That's crazy.
Billy (guest) 3:47
I don't know how that works.
Shane Gillis 3:49
Dude, not even shaking out a log. There's one of those Asian guys that just pulls his pants down and just... Yeah.

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