The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25
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What did Bill Burr talk about on The View?
I had an interesting morning. I was on The View this morning. The View. The View. And you know what's hilarious is I told my lovely wife. I put the fan on. It's fucking hot as shit in here. I told my wife that I was going to be the lovely Nia. She goes, what are you doing tomorrow? And I was like, I got to do the view. She goes, what? She goes, who the fuck booked you on that? I go, what are you talking about? She goes, all the dumb shit you've said about women. What the fuck are you going? We both just started laughing. I go, I don't know. I think it's going to be all right or whatever. And I went in and it was great. I had a great time. And, um, I got to tell you a funny Joy Behar story that I never told. It's I'm going to make it vague because I don't want to get, you know, I don't want to say the whole thing. But one time, whatever, our paths crossed. Right.
So I'm talking to her. She's cool as shit. Right. And there was some other comedian there, you know, and for whatever reason, he started like trying to pick on her or whatever. And the dude was a really funny dude. And he started picking on her in the effortless way that she like trashed this dude. It was what's that martial arts style like a keto, you know, where you use their energy. They come flying at you like they're going to kick your ass. And all of a sudden you send them flying across the room. It was just me, her and this other comedian. And she just mopped. the floor with him and like i don't think her heartbeat went up even like half a beat per minute like it was it was fucking effortless and i was like holy shit and then i thought about it i'm thinking like well when she came up you know as much as females comics talk about now how hard it is for female when she came up like i mean it was like ridiculous like
So, like, the level of tough that you had to be, I don't think that this comedian understood, like, what she had already... Like, that he was nothing to her. And anyway, I brought it up to her during the break today. And I got to give her a hug and thank her for the free comedy show. It was one of my... Just one of those moments I won't forget where, like... Like, wow, it's so cool to be in this business that I was in this room when that happened. Oh, my God, she fucking destroyed that guy. Top to bottom, destroyed the guy, and then the dude left. And then he came back in and I remember she just goes, she just looks, you know, she was talking to me and he comes in and then she just barely glances at him. She just goes, where'd you go?
And he goes, uh, you know, I went outside to have a cigarette. She just looks at him. She goes, you smoke too. After she had just eviscerated everything that he was doing and just, uh, it was, it was a fucking work of art. Um, I've told so many comedians the detailed story of that. So that's what you get on this podcast, all right? You ain't in the locker room, so I ain't naming names. But it was amazing. So it was cool to go back on there. And I don't know. There you go. There you go. I'm playing the game, man. I'm promoting Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross, which, by the way, this is our first sort of full week here. We did two shows yesterday. We have matinees on Wednesdays and we have matinees on Saturdays. And I got to tell you, man, it's it's I was thinking, oh, two shows.
That's going to be a lot of work. It's just sort of like. fun times too so then you do like the matinee and i get like i was like amped up to do the matinee you know because everybody oh it's a matinee crowd and you know there's going to be a lot of blue hairs out there fuck that fuck that maybe they wanted to go at night and they couldn't because of their flight or maybe they fucking i don't know maybe they couldn't get tickets let's kick the shit out of them but two in the afternoon on a wednesday and um
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What did Bill Burr talk about on The View?
0:19–7:40
2
How does Bill Burr feel about Times Square's new tables?
7:40–20:55
3
What guitar skills is Bill Burr working on?
20:55–26:42
4
Why does Bill Burr appreciate gay gyms?
26:42–37:39
5
How does Bill Burr handle his classic truck?
37:39–49:25
6
What does Bill Burr think about Dunkin' Donuts?
49:25–1:03:17
7
What are Bill Burr's thoughts on current events?
1:03:17–1:19:45
8
Where can you see Rory Scovel perform?
1:19:45–1:22:05
Speakers
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