War, Reaction Videos, Dog Advice | Monday Morning Podcast 3-2-26
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, March 2nd, 2026. What's going on, Hawaii? Oh, Jesus. I've had this fucking cold for like 10 days. I don't know what it is. Do you think it's the Al-Qaeda? Do you think it's illegal immigrants? What could it be? I'm having a false flag about my fucking throat here.
What personal milestone does Bill Burr celebrate in this episode?
Anyways, March 2nd is a very significant day for me. I started stand-up comedy 34 years ago today. I looked it up today, how many days ago that was. Because I remember somebody asked me, you know, one time, said, how did you get good at stand-up? I said, well, you know, I did a bunch of sets. And they said, well, you put your 10,000 hours in. Cause there's that, there's that theory that if you put in 10,000 hours on something, you are then a master of it, which, you know, I could do 20,000 hours of singing. I still wouldn't master. I'd still be terrible at it. You have to have a gift, right?
How does Bill Burr humorously address his health issues?
There's gotta be some sort of hope. Like I could read out loud for 20,000 hours and I still wouldn't be good at it. So that's what the guy said. He said, oh, you put your 10,000 hours in. So I was trying to think how many hours that I've spent on stage. And then what I did was I actually looked back and I said, how many days ago was March 2nd? You know, 1992. It was like 12,400 something days. So I would almost have to be doing like a half hour set every single night to since 1992. So there's no way... I'm nowhere near 10,000 hours on stage. 10,000 fucking hours? That's like having a headlining gig every single night for 30 straight years. If you do like... Because what is it? It's 365 days in a year. This is some Rain Man shit.
3,650 every 10 years. So yeah, so 20 years... would be, what is that? That's like 72, 7,300. And then you need like another, you know, like 17. So for 18 fucking straight years, you'd have to be doing an hour a night. There's no fucking way. There's no fucking way I'm anywhere near that. Even back in the day when I would do like New York City, you could do seven, eight shows on a weekend. You're doing like 15 minutes a Yeah, and that would be like, what is that, 15 times 7? That'd be a couple hours on stage, both of us. That'd be four hours. There was like years of my career where I was on pace. But then what happens is once you get a following, you know, or you move out to L.A., you just don't get the same amount of stage time.
So I don't think that that's the case. I don't think that that's the case. So I have not mastered it yet. Yeah. I have a long way to go. And a short time to get there. Old Billy Burr is fucking sick this week. That's what I get for going to a goddamn... I was sick before I went to a theme park. I went to a big spreader event after I got it. Look at that. So anyway, I watched a couple of Bruins games. They're going to be knocking those things out because of the Olympic break. So they played the Columbus Blue Jackets and the Philadelphia Flyers. I have to tell you, I borderline resent the fact that the city of Columbus has an NHL team. I want to know why did they pick Columbus, Ohio? Why didn't they put it in Cleveland or in Cincinnati?
Why? You got the Cleveland Browns, the Cavaliers, and the Guardians. Why not get them a hockey team? There they go. They got their four fucking things. Or you go down to Cincinnati, right? Then they have the Reds, the Bengals. And then the fucking Cincinnati ribs makers, whatever the fuck you're going to call them, the slow cookers, right? So then they'd have football, baseball, and hockey. They would just need a basketball. And then Cleveland would have football, baseball, and basketball. And maybe you could bring those two cities together. And they could say, hey, you know, sometimes I'm envious of you. And they could be like, you know, sometimes I'm envious of you. And then leave Columbus what it is. It's a fucking college town where one of the great overrated schools exists.
No, I don't have a problem with Ohio State. I mean, they are a little full of themselves with the Ohio State.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–0:32
2
What personal milestone does Bill Burr celebrate in this episode?
0:32–1:16
3
How does Bill Burr humorously address his health issues?
1:16–14:50
4
What are Bill Burr's thoughts on the NHL team in Columbus?
14:50–16:44
5
What insights does Bill Burr share about the impact of reaction videos?
16:44–33:20
6
How does Bill Burr relate his experiences to comedy and performance?
33:20–50:57
7
How does Bill Burr discuss the complexities of war and politics?
50:57–56:54
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