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How did everyone survive the Delta Airlines crash in Toronto?

Toby Howell 0:33
Then a move over, Michael Jordan. Kim Kardashian is Nike's newest partner. It's Wednesday, February 19th. Let's ride.
Neal Freiman 0:46
Remember that asteroid they found that has a very small chance of hitting Earth seven years from now? That very small chance is now a small chance. Yesterday, NASA upgraded the probability of a collision by 2032 to 3.1%, or 1 in 32, up from just 1% in January. It's the highest probability given to an asteroid strike since 2004. If If this thing does impact Earth, still a remote possibility. It could wipe out a city. The asteroid would make impact at 38,000 miles per hour with the equivalent of around 8 million tons of TNT or about 500 times the power of the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima. 3.1%, Toby, it keeps climbing.
Toby Howell 1:30
Geez, Neil, get the heart rates going early in the morning just to put that 3% in perspective. If we were playing poker, Earth currently has aces, the asteroid has the 4-5 of spades, and the flop is ace, 8-9, no spades. So yes, technically... A 6 and a 7 could come out next to give the Asteroid a backdoor straight, but more than likely the set of aces is going to win. That being said, Tom Brady and the Patriots did come back from 28-3 down when the Falcons had a 99.8% chance of winning based on ESPN's win probability chart. Leicester City did win the Premier League at 5,000-1 odds, which is a 0.02% chance. So, stranger things have happened. Now a word from our sponsor, LinkedIn Ads. I was cooking dinner last night, Neil, and I got a little high on my own supply. I thought I could make a coconut rice curry soup without really looking at the recipe. Let me guess. Your broth to rice ratio was way off. Yes. I put way too much rice in. It sucked. everything up and I was left with more of a pilaf dish than an actual brothy soup. Almost made me want to throw it away and start again.
Neal Freiman 2:37
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Toby Howell 3:02
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Neal Freiman 3:17
45 years to the month after the first miracle on ice, they just released the sequel. On Monday afternoon, a Delta Airlines regional jet crash landed on the frozen tundra of Toronto's Pearson Airport, clipping a wing, flipping upside down, and skidding down the runway to a full stop. It was a shocking image seeing this plane flipped on its head, but even more shocking was that there were no fatalities among the 80 people on board, and 19 of the 21 people sent to the hospital with injuries have been released. Canada's Aviation Safety Agency has begun an investigation into how this plane ended up belly up. The conditions were not good at the airport. Toronto got dumped with a ton of snow over the weekend and wind gusts topped 30 miles per hour. However, no other pilots reported problems breaking on the runway. Aviation experts credited the aircraft's design and the training of the crew for getting all the passengers out safely.

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