Homeschooling, Garlic Breath & Arguments
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She just gets those feet out wherever the wind may take her. I feel like I am finally a bit submissive. I'll go on the bottom now. I'm a bottom.
You do not need a litre of water for a 5k run. You don't need any water. You don't know what I need.
Would you not homeschool them? That's what the trad wives are doing. They seem to be very happy. You know what? I'll help. No, I can spell difficulty. Not just a pretty face.
Well, well, well. Look at those locks. I can't wait to talk about their hair.
Jo, I don't know if you've noticed, but I have 60 miles of hair. Have you noticed, Joseph?
What are the challenges of homeschooling children?
Why are you wearing the hair of 10 people?
Well, if she grew her hair, that's the way it would grow. I've never... The look in that hairdresser's eyes by the end of the day.
So he says, I have six packets of hair of Stano's in my hair.
I think we should give Tommy a shout out on the main and on the bonus if he's still with us. Alive. Because I know how long it takes to put into my fine, pissy hair. But Joanne is like Mufasa.
Tommy Bill Birchall is his name. I have to give him a shout out. He said he's no fingerprints left. It took almost a full day. And they were dying. How many hours? Maybe four, four or five hours. Something like that. That's not bad. It actually wasn't bad. He's a pro. He fucking flew through it. But he was, you could see the life going from behind his eyes. So I had stenos put in, fake, not fake stenos, but like temporary stenos put in by Hadley. Clip-ins. Clip-ins, exactly. For the Claudia Winkleman show. And I really liked them. It made me feel very feminine. I felt very empowered. And I went, well, Joanne, while you're having your midlife audit, while you're getting your tattoos and buying your houses and adopting pets,
what else do you want to do and I was like get your steno so that's what I've done and when I say I went swimming the other day and the person I was with was like oh my god look at your hair you look like an otter and I was like an otter it's supposed to be a mermaid an otter excuse me Ariel yeah oh look you look like Shrek floating in the no it's supposed to be romantic Fiona You're going to get green everywhere, Fiona. Get in.
I want to know how you're coping, John, because this is a lot of hair to deal with. And I did warn you about the amount of hair. Yeah. How are you getting on?
Vogue, you are one of the most kind of self-aware, streetwise people I know. And Vogue will flag stuff. for me, that I have not considered. And there's been several things across the years where she's like, have you considered that this will be a knock-on effect of you doing that thing? And I'm always grateful. And you're absolutely dead right, Vogue. Once again, you're right. It is like a wall of hair. It's like dragging a car behind me. I went... Are you not sweating loads? Sweating loads, actually. Not more than usual because it's Australia. There's air con everywhere. But I will say the gym has been a challenge and I'm very proud of myself. I'm keeping on top of my fitness and my wellness while I'm abroad this time.
because the last tour, Prosecco, I went monkey nuts. But the hair in the gym is. But I'm sorry. I just feel like the day I got it in, it was Anzac Day in Australia. It's so worth it. And I've, you know, I've spoken about this on the podcast. I have felt a little vaginally dead of late and kind of checked out everything romantically and no libido and was considering Viagra. Just CBA, as the kids would say, could not be arsed. And suddenly now I'm flicking the hair. I feel a little bit more feminine, I would say.
I don't know if people will take this the wrong way, but it makes me feel younger when I've got longer hair. It does. And everyone's like, no, stay short. And I'm like, yeah, but then I won't look young and fun. I want to be, I'm a cool mom. I want to be a cool mom. And it's the same with tan though. Like I can't live without a tan. I can't live. I love having my long hair extensions. As a giant person with large hands and a deep voice, it's nice for me to have these girly things.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–0:52
2
What are the challenges of homeschooling children?
0:52–7:11
3
How did Vogue perform at the London Marathon?
7:11–11:08
4
What insights does Lena Dunham share in her new memoir?
11:08–12:04
5
How do personal experiences influence creative partnerships?
12:04–14:21
6
What are the humorous moments from the marathon experience?
14:21–18:25
7
How do the hosts feel about the concept of dating again?
18:25–22:28
8
What are the thoughts on celebrity relationships and engagements?
22:28–46:48