What Did Jamie’s Mum REALLY Think Of Made In Chelsea?!
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What funny story does Penny share about her trip to Scotland?
Have I told you about going to Scotland?
What are you about to say?
So I'm going to Scotland.
Yeah. Is this recently?
Yes. Okay. About last year to stay with some friends of mine who have a beautiful estate up in Scotland. And that's very nice. And I'm late because I've been doing a podcast with you. So I can't fly with them. So I'm flying on my own to Aberdeen. Okay. And Sarah said, don't worry. I'll send someone to collect you. Nice. And I said, well, how will I know who he is? And she said, I'll show him a picture of you so he'll know what you look like. Oh, yeah. So when I get off the airplane, there is a man in a cap and tartan saying, hello, Penny. Hello. So I said, oh, you recognize me? He said, yes. Sarah sent me a photo. And then he showed me. She'd sent him
from
your podcast
in
the sun. Jamie's mom sleeps with two of her bosses and a picture of me. That's crazy. I mean, how humiliating is that? How embarrassing.
Can we mention this? We can always cut it out. Can I just mention the fact that when you did come
on the
podcast and you told the story about having slept with your boss, right?
Yes.
You slept with your boss and then multiple people emailed you.
Yes. So was it my husband? It was awful. One girl in Australia is convinced. She said it was David, wasn't it? It was David. I was like, it wasn't David. And David's dead, isn't it? David's alive. The other one, oh God, it's just also... Do you know, one of them died recently. Isn't that terrible? That's how old I am now. I haven't slept with anyone for
years. Years.
Decades.
So when was the first time you took first class?
I remember the first time I went business class on an airplane.
Okay.
Because I was flying from Hong Kong to Tokyo.
Yeah.
And the guy who was running Cafe Pacific at that time, Rod. Hi, Rod, in case you're listening. Rod was single and a friend and he liked me and he upgraded me on my trip down to Tokyo. He put me in business class.
Did you sleep with him?
No, I did not.
You
always think I sleep with everyone.
Trust me, I am not thinking that ever. Can I ask you another question? Yeah. Did you ever join, have you ever joined the Mile High Club? No.
Absolutely not, no. I do comfort, I'm not going to prop myself on a basin.
Oh God. Oh, wait, should we begin this episode? Yeah. Hello, everyone. Welcome back to Newly Parents. More importantly, welcome back, my mum, Penny. It's been a long time. She's waving.
I am waving. I have to speak that because people don't see it.
No, they do because it's also on YouTube, so you can watch us on YouTube.
Lovely.
Do you ever watch anything on YouTube?
No.
Are you on TikTok?
No.
But you're on Instagram.
I'm on Instagram, but that's all since you. God, Jonathan. Jonathan being my current husband, he hates me being on Instagram. Why? Because I have my algorithm. Is that the right word? That's the right word, yeah. Is rescue dogs. So I spend hours on videos of dogs being rescued. And then I get all upset. I go, oh, no. This one's been adopted and this one's blind and this one hasn't got any back legs. And it's just awful. And then you start crying.
How did Penny react when Jamie’s mum talked about sleeping with her bosses?
And then I get all upset about the dogs. And then I wake up to see if the dog's out of hospital.
Okay, listen, I need to ask you some questions because this is obviously about newly parents, right? What do you think Sophie and I are like as parents?
Oh, well, apart from, Sophie is fabulous. I'm so desperate to be a good mother-in-law. Sophie is flawless. Really? Yeah. You're in a permanent panic. You are ridiculous.
How am I in a permanent panic?
How many phone calls have I had about the fact his cheek is a little pink, his eyes look a little bit purple underneath.
But are you telling me that you were not like this?
I probably was with number one.
You would have 100% been like that with number one. Number one is the scariest thing in the entire
world. It is a huge thing. No, I grant you that. It's
huge. Because you don't understand what's happening. You don't understand what's going on. You're sleep deprived. The first, can I say, the first year of being a parent. I warned you. It's a complete
write-off. You do.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What funny story does Penny share about her trip to Scotland?
0:00–3:30
2
How did Penny react when Jamie’s mum talked about sleeping with her bosses?
3:30–7:30
3
What did Penny really think of Jamie’s appearance on Made in Chelsea?
7:30–12:29
4
How does Penny describe the impact of Nanit video monitors on new parenting?
12:29–17:24
5
What parenting advice does Penny give Jamie about keeping romance alive?
17:24–20:54
6
Which listener messages stood out and why did they resonate with the hosts?
20:54–26:57
7
What personal questions does Jamie ask his mum about her past and future hopes?
26:57–31:34
8
How do Penny and Jamie wrap up the episode and what final encouragement do they give listeners?
31:34–33:21