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Nick the Rat

EPISODE 9 : Live from Black Mesa

03 Mar 2016

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Chapter 1: What is the significance of BitBurner's music in this episode?

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I guess we should start it off with this Smokin' Twix by BitBurner. Man, BitBurner is destroying the market. He's just so good. Listen to this BitBurner. Smokin' Twix. Smokin' Twix. Smokin' Twix. Smokin' Twix.

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63.92 - 84.139 Unknown

Get away from me!

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104.116 - 108.563 Nick the Rat

Rainer might have died saving me.

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Chapter 2: How did Nick the Rat end up at Black Mesa?

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I haven't seen him. Did you see that? Yeah. I woke up. I woke up in this facility. I don't like the taste after I do it. I woke up in... It looks... Looks like the Black Mesa sign is all over the place. This is kind of scary. I know all about this.

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Chapter 3: What strange experiences does Nick recount from Black Mesa?

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How did I wake up here? Oh, Rainer, you could have sky-dropped us into a better place. But luckily, I found this computer, and the terminal was unlocked, and I could log in, and I'm going to host the show from here. You know, because when you're in weird places, you want to hear some good music. And BitBurner, he tears that shit up. He does. Hello. Oh, hello. Hey, what's going on? Who are you?

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Chapter 4: What is the role of the computer at Black Mesa?

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Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? No, who are you? Who are you? Didn't you just ask me that? We just went through this. I'm Nick the Rat. I'm usually live in the sewer, but I guess tonight we're going to be live from Black Mesa. Why are you asking me?

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Chapter 5: How does Nick interact with the aliens at Black Mesa?

200.384 - 213.076 Nick the Rat

I'm asking you your name. I want to know who you are. No. No. Okay, fine. Come on, just tell me your name. No. Why not?

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213.116 - 214.379 Rainer

Absolutely not.

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But... You're bald.

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Chapter 6: What voicemails does Nick listen to during the episode?

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You're a scientist. You're at Lake Mason. I don't know. Who are you? A scientist. All right, we'll just call you scientist. Hello. Hi. Alright, don't get in my way, you bald motherfucker. So, last, our heroic hero, Nick the Rat, was abducted by aliens, anally probed.

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Chapter 7: What challenges does Nick face while broadcasting from Black Mesa?

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I think I was running down a hallway covered in oil, and... And then I don't remember anything except falling through the sky. I saw a rainer, and then I saw a desert, and then I... Now I'm here. Don't you find this all rather fascinating? Uh, no. No, I... I don't. Wait. Who's that? What? There's little aliens over here.

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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with Nick's escape plan?

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They must have lived. They're here with us too? Get out of here. You. Get out of here. This is no... This is no bueno. There's fucking aliens over here. Come on, get out of here. Oh, is he a man of yourself? Jeez. Oh, man. This is scary. Who leaves the Black Mesa computer wide open? Oh, hello. Who... Computer. Computer. Yes, computer. Who left their computer on? Idiot. An idiot? I guess so.

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Wait, let's find some more of that good free music. What should I play? Oh, we got a song called the Joker's Magic by Nomad 8 Infiniti. In front of T for the time. Jeez, this is a lot of background noise going on, Black Mesa. But here's Joker's magic. I know that. In front of time. I hear something. Well, it's music. How about a magic trick? Oh, you've been wounded. I fell out of a spaceship.

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I'm Batman. Well, hello, beautiful. Why so serious? Mr. Phil Fiddler. Wait, what's over in this closet? It looks green. No. Well, yeah, it does.

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438.944 - 439.645 Rainer

Absolutely.

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439.785 - 442.709 Nick the Rat

Yeah, green! Is that weed?

442.729 - 443.77 Rainer

Absolutely not.

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What happens if we set it on fire, though? A fellow scientist. That's me! Of course not. Okay, let's try it. So that was Joker's Magic by Nomad8infinity. So I guess listeners of the show already know about my phone. My phone line. I got a phone line. It works. It's a global line. We could... You could give me a call. You can call in live. 917-719-5923. Don't you find this all rather fascinating?

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No, but as I was saying to my bald friend over here, I found this green stuff in the closet. Let's see what this does. Oh my god, we're doomed! No, I don't think we are. Here, you try it. Yeah, so... They should call it Green Mesa. This place is nice. It's really... Oh, there's a fucking alien. You get out of here. You can't have any of this.

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So, as I was talking about the magical phone line where you can leave voicemail or call in live. It's all up to you. We actually have some new voicemails. I haven't even listened to them yet. So, let's sit back, relax, and listen to one. If you hear anything that offends you, you know, whatever. You can turn it off whenever you want. See what they got to say on voicemails. Hello, voicemails.

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