Ninjas Are Butterflies
136 - Pyramid Secrets Uncovered, Quantum Teleportation, & The Carolina Cryptids
Fri, 04 Apr 2025
Ancient pyramids with electric coils beneath them? Quantum teleportation experiments that actually work? Mysterious Cryptids lurking in the Carolinas?? This episode of Ninjas Are Butterflies is absolutely WILD. We dive into the latest mind-blowing discoveries about the Great Pyramid of Egypt—could it be an ancient power plant? We also explore the spooky science behind quantum teleportation (yes, it’s real), and investigate the terrifying creatures rumored to be hiding in the Carolina wilderness. Are they Bigfoot’s southern cousins, or something even weirder? Get MORE Exclusive Ninjas Are Butterflies Content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NinjasAreButterflies NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY @ 6AM EST! Ninja Merch: https://www.sundaycoolswag.com/ Start Your Custom Apparel Order Here: https://bit.ly/NinjasYT-SundayCool Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What are the secrets of the pyramids?
Hey, come here.
We don't know.
Stay tuned. We will know.
But if they stay tuned.
If you stay tuned, you'll know.
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stop mad at everyone hello hello welcome back to ninjas are butterflies welcome back to ninjas are butterflies another episode coming gone but here we are but here we are together with friends and not our enemies we'll just be the most wholesome podcast just speak really just great parables the whole day a wise man once told me
If you take a stick of butter and put it in the bottom of your shoe and you walk in that shoe, your feet will be covered with butter. Butter foot. Butter foot.
What is that? All those sayings? Whenever you trip accidentally and you're like, That has been an assassination attempt on my life.
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Chapter 2: How does quantum teleportation work?
Oh. I wonder if that's where Benjamin Franklin came up with the idea for electricity.
I just had the most shocking experience. I need a light on because... What is this? Where are your hands? What?
oh that's great what is this palpation i feel in my soul it's the electricity wasn't it franklin that did the uh the fart that's where i thought it was going yeah what was that again he just wrote about it i don't remember yeah he talks about stinky farts something you could take to make your farts not stink that's it yeah but it was also i think it's just about the beauty of farts too as well the love of one's own about farts yeah the love of one's own brand
Speaking of farts. Yeah, dude. Tell me about it.
We were just mentioned yesterday, a week ago when this comes out, that we were mentioned in the Daily Mail.
Quoted in the Daily Mail. Like, read the quote. Okay.
This is so crazy because we just got Ruslan. Shout out Ruslan. Texted us and he was like, hey, you guys are famous now.
So the article was secret CIA file claim Ark of the Covenant has been found. And we were quoted as the source. Not where we've learned about it.
No.
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Chapter 3: What cryptids are found in the Carolinas?
Oh, man. I knew I was going to speak that fast, you guys. Purple rain. Purple. Dude. Gosh. Dang it! i'm gonna start over okay all right starting from the scratch what's your favorite color that's not like south park i do have the code red conspiracy so this is a quote from a prestigious website named reddit um
Now Mountain Dew has thousands of different flavors, but when they specifically make a big announcement or focus hard on a new flavor or big event, it correlates with that flavor. For example, Code Red was only a few months before 9-11 when it debuted.
No way. That's insane.
Kind of crazy. Is there anything with Baja Blast or is that just like a standard one? Maui Burst right before the Maui Fire.
Yeah, that was it. The Maui Burst one. That's way specific. This is nuts.
It's wild, man. But it's also just soda. Let's rewind real quick. Mountain Dew is owned by Pepsi, correct? Yes. And we do know that Pepsi worked with the CIA that one time to overthrow the Chilean government. Yeah. Are they in cahoots? Does the CIA work with Pepsi Cola?
I mean, I think it's confirmed at this point. I don't think we have to even... Golly. You guys heard it here first. You think you can trust someone. You think you can trust someone. You think you know someone. You think you know them. But they stab you in the back. They stab you in the back.
What's purple in this world?
Ooh, Barney. Rain. What's purple in this world? Sunsets.
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