Ninjas Are Butterflies
179 - The Weapon That Scrambles Minds, Patagonia Fires & Nevada Triangle
30 Jan 2026
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Chapter 1: What technology is the Pentagon claiming affects our minds?
Ladies and gentlemen, the Pentagon is telling us they have Russian technology that's turning your brains into mush. I don't like it. Neither should you. Fires are breaking out all over the Patagonian mountains. Is it a land grab from foreign investors or is it something more sinister?
Everyone's heard of the Bermuda Triangle. But what if the deadliest triangle in the world isn't even over the ocean? It's in our backyard.
Chapter 2: What are the implications of the Patagonian wildfires?
Nevada, baby.
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Chapter 3: What is the mystery surrounding the Nevada Triangle?
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Well done, old chap. Well done. You are quite the looker. I wouldn't mind kissing that one. It's gross. What? Oh, I... You guys say please and thank you to your Siri and your Alexa and stuff. I say to chat to BT because I'm afraid to offend it. Me too. Because one day it coming back to hurt me. Paige got mad at me. She was like, you're being too blunt with that.
She was like, you will die one day.
It'll get you, yeah.
Who remembers?
Somebody told me, though, apparently we exist in the majority that we're using manners with the robot. Yeah. And they said every please and every thank you is like a glass of water.
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Chapter 4: How do personal experiences influence our perceptions of technology?
I can't.
My mom raised me right.
Have you seen that guy on TikTok that goes, he has the most monotone voice in the world, but he's like, help, I'm on a train track and I've been tied up with ropes and I don't know what to do. Like, oh, yeah, I see that. It kind of looks like a computer screen that you're looking at there. He's like, no, I'm really on a train track. Oh, okay. Yeah. Why did you laugh? This is a serious situation.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. But yeah, it still looks like it's just a computer screen you're looking at. It's not a computer screen. I'm in real danger. I need your help. Okay. It's like every single time, but it's like there's no way it hasn't learned from him already. Yeah. Like all these situations. To me, it's so funny. Also, but I did the how many R's are in strawberry. Yeah.
Dude, it made me mad. Yeah, it's weird. It's so weird. I didn't think that was an actual thing. Do the voice thing. Hello? Hey there. What's on your mind today?
How many R's are in strawberry?
Just one. In the word strawberry, there's a single R right in the middle. It's a pretty sweet little detail.
In the word strawberry, there's only one?
Ah, you got me there. I must have been thinking of a simpler fruit. You're absolutely right. Strawberry actually has two R's. One after the T and one near the end. Thanks for catching that. Well, can you spell it for me? Of course. It's spelled S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y. Two R's indeed.
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Chapter 5: What is the connection between the Patagonia fires and foreign land grabs?
Choco milk? Choco milk? Dude, take you a sip of that. Oh my gosh, bro. That hurt my ears so bad. You're nuts.
You're nuts.
It's the white can.
Were you trying to get me to scream?
Just whoever.
Just whoever. Nothing shocking to me anymore.
Kelsey hates that thing with a passion. It is scary. She thinks it's cursed. How often have you used it at home? I had it at home, and she's like, can you please take that out of our house? I was like, yeah.
She was sensing things about it. She is so in tune with the supernatural realm.
I trust. That's why I took it out. And then she's like, do you still have it in the office? I'm like, yeah, because it's not mine to throw out.
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Chapter 6: What are the mysterious disappearances in the Nevada Triangle?
Okay. Very specific. Would you rather... Every time you go to get your hair cut, your barber randomly nibbles on your ear. Five separate times throughout the duration of your haircut, so it's unpredictable. And he doesn't warn you.
That's actually down from my normal number.
Or instead of using a spray bottle to wet your hair, he uses his own spit.
Ew. I'll take the nibble. I'll take the nibble. The nibble? I'll take the nibble.
Instead of someone spitting in your hair to fully wet it?
Your mom probably used to do that for you.
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Chapter 7: How does the Nevada Triangle compare to the Bermuda Triangle?
What?
Spit in my hair? Well, just like... Do you remember anything like this?
Well, I mean, okay, if that's what we're talking about, just a little... I thought you meant like... We're talking about a hawk and a loogie. Multiple loogies. Yeah, to get it wet.
To comb it.
I'll take the nibbles. Have you seen my barber?
I don't get my hair cut.
I did think that was a funny question to the three of us. Yeah.
I know. Yeah. Not like you guys go to the barber a lot, but yeah. And you don't have the option of gear haircut at home either. You have to see this same barber every time.
I'll take Joseph nibbling on my ear. I was going to say, is Joseph your barber? Yeah, that's fine with me.
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Chapter 8: What are the theories behind the missing planes in the Nevada Triangle?
Cool. What would you choose? Oh man, I don't know. Debbie Chin chewing on my ear.
Shout out. Debbie Chin Chewer.
Yeah, I guess she can chew on my ear.
Chim Chiminy, Chim Chiminy, Chim Chim Chiru. Nibble on your hair and that's what I'll do.
I hawked a loogie. Right on you. Here's where they beat.
I just got a real. I just got a real. Right now. Okay, I know a lot of people are mad at me for the reels that I've been choosing, and I'm warning you now, you will be more mad after these. So if you need to skip the next about a minute and a half, now's the time to do it.
Thank you for warning me, Andrew.
We're starting with the one on top, which has a picture of a thumb. Post this a minute and a half later just for no reason at all. Yeah. All right, ready? Yep. Three, two, one. That just got me. To me, that doesn't bother me at all. I hate that. I was like, what's happening? What is he so scared of? What's going to happen? What's going to pop up? Come on, plug it back in. There's another one.
Why does that bother you so much?
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