Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I just realized that was supposed to be Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. How are Snipers? Welcome to the podcast. This is Not For Radio, where your host Duncan Hyde, Jay Reeve. This podcast will contain some swearing. If you're new, welcome. A very interesting take on a rehab centre and how people are trying to get high whilst outside of it. I did not see that coming. With our very own Betty Boy.
What not to do with a nail gun, and I think we should just rip straight into it. Our very good friend Tilly with... He's a hectic human, but this is one of the most hectic situations I think he's ever been put in. You're about to get taken for a ride. My name is John. I'm listening from the UK, and this is Not For Fucking Radio. Fucking neat. Neat.
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That's fucking neat.
Neat.
Attention, snipers. Gear up and hold your positions. It's time to load up some war stories. Your tales from the front line brought to life. Prepare to fire.
Okay, Jay. Yeah. Surprise for war story.
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Chapter 2: What is the story behind Tilly's hectic CPR experience?
Different to what we've ever done. You know our good friend Telly? Oh, the best. He is... Can we just preface, just explain who this guy is? Oh, he's one of the most...
operators ever he's the guy we were talking about duck shooting that just runs a clinic at duck shooting he's a very successful businessman as well he runs a clinic at almost everything that he does he's a sport billy he can he can do it all all board sports he's incredibly proficient at motocross
He raced high-level motocross for years all over the world, basically taught himself how to fly a helicopter, now owns a helicopter, has an incredibly successful business, two young sports billy kids, an incredible wife that's built her own business and recently sold it, and is now running surf camps for women throughout the islands.
Everything he does, he does to the highest possible level, and he loves more than anything to... to pump the tyres of those people around him and bring them along for the ride. Like, he is such a selfless guy. And I think that if you don't know him and you are unlucky enough not to know him, that it's very easy to make an opinion of him.
But your opinion counts for fucking nothing because unless you know the man, you'll never know how to love the man. So, we're about to put a phone call through to him because I was chatting to him. By the way, he's coming to Bathurst as well. Which... If you're going to Bathurst with us, you're in for a treat. Which is going to be all time.
But Tom was just going to put a phone call through to him. So I was chatting to him about Bathurst and he just wanted to know what the deal was and he's like, fucking lock it in. This is going to be sick. So Tilly's coming to Bathurst and he goes, Oi, Dunk, have I got a fucking story for you? And I was like, bruh, you need to tell this on the podcast. Call the motherfucker. G'day.
Tilly, it's Jay and Dunk. You're on the podcast. We're recording.
We're not here to fuck around, mate. Holy shit, she's going in. We're going in frigging hard.
Hang on a second. I'm out of the loop on this one. Dunk said that you've got a till special. This is a locked stock and two smoking barrels.
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Chapter 3: How did Tilly prepare for duck shooting in Tikawiti?
So naturally I thought, well, I've got a zero on him and give him some hassles throughout the day.
So hang on, just explain to people that know nothing about duck shooting the importance of being positioned where you are and the level of competition because it's an individual pursuit enjoyed as a team duck shooting. The whole idea is to make sure that you take every bird that comes in so that you get maximum drop basically.
So why would you be in competition with someone that you're fucking meant to be shooting with?
Because I just want to shoot all the birds. Like, it's just, it's all about body count for me. And I like to put birds on the deck. And I like to put myself in a position where I have the upper hand on everyone. So naturally, I went with the upper wind side.
Oh, fuck, I love it.
So the reason you do that, Jaser, is because the birds land into the wind, right? And so they're going to come, naturally, if you're on the outwind side, they're going to come in from your side first. So they're going to present themselves to you first so you get first crack at them. And did telly take numbers? I brought some serious weight, boys.
There was a lot of arguments going down about who got birds, but I yelled the loudest and was the most convincing. So naturally, I got away with quite a high count. Yeah.
I love it.
Boy, this is a good bit. Everyone went out to collect some ducks, right? And the gunshot Jason, who's Craig Shearer's loader driver, says to me, fucking hell, four ducks with 20 shots. I didn't even lift my gun. I said to him, that's because you're too slow. Yeah.
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Chapter 4: What unexpected event occurred during the duck shooting?
Tilly, save him. And I was just turning around. I was like, what the fuck? And I looked up and he was just on his back. And I ran up to him and I was like, oh, bro. I was like, fucking hell, you've fainted. I said, that's happened to me. I said, it's a bit weird. And he was just like, you know, like really like sort of out of it. And then he goes, I'm going again. And I was like, what the fuck?
And then he just went down and I was like, oh my God, I'm going to have to give this guy CPR. And I've never given CPR and I don't even know how to do it.
Fucking hell, this is so gnarly.
So he's not in a good spot right from the fucking go. So I said to his son, I said, call 911. 911. 911. 9-1-1, I said. Yeah, I said 9-1-1 and then I corrected and I said 1-1-1. And so that was that. Anyway, so he dropped them a pin and they were inbound and then they were like, I was like, well, how long is it going to be?
And they're like, well, they're coming from Hamilton and we're out pronging away and it's going to be 25 minutes. I was like, Jesus Christ, this isn't good. Like, this is not good. So anyway, I started CPR and And he was like, oh, it's 444, 444. So the guy was still on the phone. And this is the 111 attendant was still on the phone. And I said, what about the breathing?
And they said, nah, we don't do that anymore. I was like, fuck, he's going really blue. So I made up my own custom CPR, which no one will want to hear. How did you get the air into him? Yeah, well, I was Johnny on the spot, so I was reading it in real time. And so I went with 16 pumps and one big breath through the mouth, and fuck, he had the worst breath ever.
You've got no idea how bad his breath was. And you boys know me, I'm not one to kiss a man, but I had to cross all boundaries at this point.
oh mate and i tell you what the breath was it was marginal but anyway i i hung in there so i blocked the nose and filled the lungs and that was sort of what the only thing that he'd sort of respond to and um so what happened was then i was just like i got touchy like the um the the attendant was on the phone and i said how long and they said oh They're at Temple View. I said, that's 20 minutes.
You told me that 20 minutes ago. Fuck. And I was just at that point, honestly, the shock of it, the whole like, holy hell, I was fucking tired, man. I don't know if you guys ever done it before. Probably not. It's exhausting. But yeah, it was pretty taxing on the old body. So anyway, I'm pumping away and I can hear the ribs cracking.
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Chapter 5: What steps did Tilly take when someone fainted?
Here we go. Where are we going? There we go. This is from Daniel Pert in Australia. Australia. So I got a plumbing story from Dangus because that's my fucking name. Based in Hervey Bay, Queensland near Fraser. Hervey Bay. He's written Hervey.
where we've got a fucking big great white sharks, funnel web spiders, big goannas, dingoes, and some gnarly fucking jellyfish that will completely fuck up your day. Anyway, I was doing a bathroom renovation, moving a few pipes, simple job.
moving pipes means sometimes putting in new timber noggins in the wall so got started and obviously the hammer was not really doing the trick just quickly i heard today a um a colloquial term you know how um wood butcher is like a term for a builder a builder yeah what have you got for plumbers a turd herder Fuck, we'll use that on the radio show.
Shit.
So we got the gas-powered nail gun out. And that's when the fun begins. So bang, bang, away we went, smashing it out. Then that moment as you pull the trigger, you maybe had your finger a little bit too close, you realize, and bang, with a pretty solid, ah, fuck, I had a three-inch nail straight through my thumb protruding around 15 mil and luckily didn't have me nailed to the wall like Jesus.
So we now have a nail completely through my thumb. What are we going to do? A few very gentle tugs revealed this bastard wasn't coming out. With the apprentice dry reaching to the side and only halfway through the job, the only option was to twist the nail and pull. So teeth were gritted and gentle as I could twist to hopefully release the nail, but she wouldn't budge. So the countdown was on.
The quick rip, and three, two, one, ripped it out. Yanked and quickly pulled to a massive relief. Could see through the hole in my bloody finger. Oh, fuck. So got the first aid kit out, was squirting saline through the hole, and that'll sort it, she'll be right, sort of a buzz. Wrapped it up, went along with the job, was cool at the time. Yet to know the party had just fucking started.
That night the throbbing of the thumb was excruciating. So gnarly. Was out of bed taking shots of rum to try and survive. Probably not the best idea in hindsight after a few days of not so good times. Bumping it, we were good. Oh, fucking not so good times. Oh, bumping it. Yeah, he's bumping his thumb. Fuck that, dude. Anyway, let the apprentice use the nail gun. Uzi, Uzi, Uzi, up the waz.
Man, it's amazing when you bang, if you crush it. I just realised that was supposed to be Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
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Chapter 6: How did Tilly manage the CPR situation?
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