714: Twisted Testy
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What humorous war story involves a vet nurse and an anal gland incident?
Is our young doctor prepared to expre... Oh, fuck. Ah, yuck.
How wah, Snipe Hearts. Welcome to the podcast. This is not for radio caution. There will be some swearing on this podcast if you're new to it. Welcome along. There's plenty on it.
Yeah, we're looking for some people that are missing bits and pieces when it comes to body parts. We're looking for patches and prosthetics towards the end of the podcast.
uh how if you've got an angry bull on a farm how to get rid of one of those things some people that are rowing across the atlantic which is super hectic uh the perils of being a veterinary nurse and what happens to a certain part of a dog's body when it needs to be milked I've also got another great Facebook Marketplace ad that someone's identified and sent through to us.
What farming dangers are associated with deer and bulls?
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What are the details of the Facebook Marketplace ad shared in the episode?
And you get ad free as well and first crack all the merch, all the big prizes and stuff as well when they're going on.
What plans do the hosts have for their upcoming Scotland trip?
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What chaotic campfire incident led to a skewer fight?
Happy Friday to everyone.
How did a near-blindness incident happen during a playful fight?
take two of these and call me in the morning not for radio with jay and dunce big thanks to classic builders who are sponsoring this absolute chaos the one of new zealand's big dogs when it comes to home builders but still grounded in the local communities that they build in
Attention, snipers. Gear up and hold your positions. It's time to load up some war stories. Your tales from the front line brought to life.
Prepare to fire. I think you should wear the orange Not For Radio hat as well.
Should we just switch you?
What insights do the hosts share about hunting and outdoor adventures?
You look like the election voting man here in New Zealand. put it on jay's here for those listening jay's got an orange hoodie now he's got an orange hat as well look at that fucking epic hey guys tick two boxes one for your electric one for the fucking party you want okay guys go fuck yourself ah fuckers bit my tongue bastard oh that's not ideal i wish i wish you'd do that in the radio show but more lately
It's in the same fucking corner.
Oh man, when you keep biting it on the same side and then it gets smaller and you bite it more, the worst, eh?
Motherfucker.
How do the hosts reflect on their personal experiences and plans for the future?
Dumb.
Ever had your tongue pierced? No way.
Yeah, tried to, couldn't. Tongue's too short.
Was it actually?
Nah, someone wanted it. Not enough material? It was the same chick in high school. I want to pay for my tongue to get pierced and my nipple to get pierced. And it was a hard no from me for both.
That would, I mean, without casting aspersions on this lovely young lady, was she a person that was rather adventurous when it came to romance?
I never found out. But one would imagine so.
Well, how old were you when she was wanting you to get your tongue and your nipple pierced?
14. 14.
imagine that hey you're dead you're what yeah come here as i can donk your head on the table dad i had my ear pierced my sister did it and dad i came in on the classic ice cubes yeah and i was like classic you know this would be pretty funny dad like it because he always said do you get anything pissed i'll rip it out with a set of pliers and i came in and he goes what the is that i was like And it was up here in the top of my ear. That's where I got it done. And he was just like, oh, sweet as. And then just fucking walked out of the room. And I was like, well, that kind of went all right. And he just came back in with a set of pliers. And I was like, out the chair, just fucking out the door, around the lawn.
And he just walked after me like fucking Jason. Yeah. with a ski mask on with a set of pliers and it was like until it's out i'll just keep running you down and so i just peeled it out and buffed it and he was like turned around walk back inside i can see why you parent the way you do
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous war story involves a vet nurse and an anal gland incident?
0:00–0:45
2
What farming dangers are associated with deer and bulls?
0:45–1:04
3
What are the details of the Facebook Marketplace ad shared in the episode?
1:04–1:10
4
What plans do the hosts have for their upcoming Scotland trip?
1:10–1:22
5
What chaotic campfire incident led to a skewer fight?
1:22–1:25
6
How did a near-blindness incident happen during a playful fight?
1:25–1:55
7
What insights do the hosts share about hunting and outdoor adventures?
1:55–2:34
8
How do the hosts reflect on their personal experiences and plans for the future?
2:34–31:34