Menu
Sign In Search Podcasts Libraries Charts People & Topics Add Podcast API Blog Pricing
Podcast Image

Not For Radio

714: Twisted Testy

26 Jun 2026

Transcription

Transcript generated automatically by AI and may contain errors.

Chapter 1: What humorous war story involves a vet nurse and an anal gland incident?

0.655 - 5.984 Jay Reeve

Is our young doctor prepared to expre... Oh, fuck. Ah, yuck.

0

6.925 - 15.7 Duncan Hyde

How wah, Snipe Hearts. Welcome to the podcast. This is not for radio caution. There will be some swearing on this podcast if you're new to it. Welcome along. There's plenty on it.

0

15.94 - 23.052 Jay Reeve

Yeah, we're looking for some people that are missing bits and pieces when it comes to body parts. We're looking for patches and prosthetics towards the end of the podcast.

0

23.032 - 45.295 Duncan Hyde

uh how if you've got an angry bull on a farm how to get rid of one of those things some people that are rowing across the atlantic which is super hectic uh the perils of being a veterinary nurse and what happens to a certain part of a dog's body when it needs to be milked I've also got another great Facebook Marketplace ad that someone's identified and sent through to us.

0

Chapter 2: What farming dangers are associated with deer and bulls?

45.535 - 64.503 Duncan Hyde

A reminder, you can double the amount of episodes if you've peeled through all the free ones and become Sniper Elite. The best way of supporting us is like buying us a beer a month, really. So if you would do that in a pub, if you bumped into us, we would definitely do that for you. I'd buy you a beer. I'd buy you a beer. I'd buy you a beer. I'd buy you a beer too. Would you buy us a beer?

0

Chapter 3: What are the details of the Facebook Marketplace ad shared in the episode?

64.664 - 69.849 Duncan Hyde

And you get ad free as well and first crack all the merch, all the big prizes and stuff as well when they're going on.

0

Chapter 4: What plans do the hosts have for their upcoming Scotland trip?

70.51 - 82.423 Duncan Hyde

So get amongst that. You can click on the show notes. There's a link tree there. Then click through, become Sniper Elite, enter the top brass and get amongst that. And enjoy the podcast today. It's a ripper.

0

Chapter 5: What chaotic campfire incident led to a skewer fight?

82.464 - 83.785 Duncan Hyde

Happy Friday to everyone.

0

Chapter 6: How did a near-blindness incident happen during a playful fight?

85.03 - 99.057 Duncan Hyde

take two of these and call me in the morning not for radio with jay and dunce big thanks to classic builders who are sponsoring this absolute chaos the one of new zealand's big dogs when it comes to home builders but still grounded in the local communities that they build in

0

100.15 - 109.47

Attention, snipers. Gear up and hold your positions. It's time to load up some war stories. Your tales from the front line brought to life.

0

109.871 - 114.16 Duncan Hyde

Prepare to fire. I think you should wear the orange Not For Radio hat as well.

0

114.321 - 115.343

Should we just switch you?

0

Chapter 7: What insights do the hosts share about hunting and outdoor adventures?

115.363 - 118.75 Duncan Hyde

You look like the election voting man here in New Zealand.

0

120.974 - 144.906 Duncan Hyde

put it on jay's here for those listening jay's got an orange hoodie now he's got an orange hat as well look at that fucking epic hey guys tick two boxes one for your electric one for the fucking party you want okay guys go fuck yourself ah fuckers bit my tongue bastard oh that's not ideal i wish i wish you'd do that in the radio show but more lately

0

146.422 - 148.044

It's in the same fucking corner.

0

148.545 - 153.15 Duncan Hyde

Oh man, when you keep biting it on the same side and then it gets smaller and you bite it more, the worst, eh?

0

153.411 - 154.432

Motherfucker.

Chapter 8: How do the hosts reflect on their personal experiences and plans for the future?

154.452 - 154.812 Duncan Hyde

Dumb.

0

155.934 - 158.397 Jay Reeve

Ever had your tongue pierced? No way.

0

159.678 - 161.941 Duncan Hyde

Yeah, tried to, couldn't. Tongue's too short.

0

162.542 - 163.363 Jay Reeve

Was it actually?

0

163.723 - 171.653 Duncan Hyde

Nah, someone wanted it. Not enough material? It was the same chick in high school. I want to pay for my tongue to get pierced and my nipple to get pierced. And it was a hard no from me for both.

171.785 - 179.444 Jay Reeve

That would, I mean, without casting aspersions on this lovely young lady, was she a person that was rather adventurous when it came to romance?

179.484 - 183.574 Duncan Hyde

I never found out. But one would imagine so.

184.055 - 187.323 Jay Reeve

Well, how old were you when she was wanting you to get your tongue and your nipple pierced?

187.343 - 188.005 Duncan Hyde

14. 14.

Comments

There are no comments yet.

Please log in to write the first comment.