721: Eaten By A Fire Breathing Dragon
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The hinges were so far fucked the door just kind of sat in place. How are snipers? This is Not For Radio. We are your hosts, Duncan Hyde, Jay Reeve. Caution, this podcast will contain some swearing, but some bloody good times. So if you're a person that likes to have a good time, then this is the podcast for you. There is a bunch of great shit on this podcast today. I mean, and we say that often. I mean, this is not an oversell. Fuck, I laughed. I almost spewed. This is everything that I want and more in a podcast, personally.
Fuck.
I mean, we've got a real wild war story to kick things off with, with what can go pear-shaped when you're in a sporting event way too long, because Americans like to do 94-hour sports games. Which is exactly why we love them. Learning Scottish as we head to Easedale Island for the World Stone Skimming Champs. Actually, just thinking about that, because they've actually got it dialed. Because what we do for a sporting event is we'll preload at home, have drinks at home, and then go, and you've only got like a 90-minute window max when you're at the ground. And normally, grounds are so terrible, you can't get any drinks while you're there. And you're kind of chasing the dragon then after as well. Yeah.
But if you go to an NFL match, it can take three and a half, four hours. Go there stone cold sober, leave hammered, if that's your thing. And they have 500ml cans. Oh, yes. They are fucking ginormous. Yeah, those ones we had at the home of the New York Mets. Yeah. Yeah, they were good, those cans. Great. And we fucking battled to have 330s. Was it City or City Stadium or something? Yeah, something like that. City Field? Yeah. Anyway, a bit of Bathurst feedback. The story behind the jersey that Dunk's wearing, the Mighty Wiles jersey. Getting eaten by a fire-breathing dragon and making money while doing so. We've got a backyard miracle to finish things off as well. Once again, this is one of our free episodes.
You've got two more a week, the Sniper Elite episodes, which are on a Monday and a Tuesday. Monday, the Inside Word. It's the best way to support us. It's less than a beer a month and it'll unlock between 200 and 300 other episodes and you get everything ad-free as well, which is a nice touch. And we do mention briefly a potential trip that is almost about to get signed off and locked and loaded for the next one, which will be for our Sniper Elite episode. Yeah, what we're trying to do basically is use that money to feed the back, sort of tip it back into either trips to go and see you or you to see us. Once again, if you're new to the podcast, welcome on in. We're on YouTube now. You can be watching this on Spotify as well.
And probably the number one thing you can do for us is just share an episode with a mate. Yeah. Especially if they're doing it tough and you're like, they would listen to these idiots. They're doing it tougher than you. Or if someone's got a weak stomach that you know, send them because the Pereira Roche here at the end will probably fucking come close to getting them. Enjoy the podcast.
Jay once said, a group of snipers is cool to clusterfuck. Now that's a thousand out of ten, motherfuckers.
Not for radio. Fucking yes!
A thousand out of ten, baby. Not for radio. Oh, I don't even recall saying that, so I'm not going to lay claim to it, but a thousand out of ten is fine. I'm glad that that's taken off. That's Matty K, and credit where credit's due. Matty K, if you're unfamiliar with the work that he does, he is a... motivational speaker, an entrepreneur, and a whole bunch of other things that you can just call yourself and no one can fact check, basically. Basically also said that he just only does offense. Only does offense. No defense. In the basketball game of life, he's the Kobe Bryant, and basically he'll chuck up a shot. Yeah. If he misses, he doesn't even bother going back for the defensive, like a rebound or anything.
He's like, fuck, I'm only concentrating on winning. Offense, motherfucker. 1,000 out of 10.
Attention snipers, gear up and hold your positions.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–12:01
2
What happens in War Story #1 about the blackout baseball pilgrimage?
12:01–12:22
3
How did the bachelor party blackout lead to a seven‑mile stumble home?
12:22–32:27
4
How much of Scotland’s language and Gaelic phrases did the hosts try to learn?
32:27–38:16