725: Gummies In Amsterdam + Sorting Out A Drug Smuggler
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What announcements and episode roadmap do Jay and Dunk share in the intro?
Jay and Dunk never cross the line. They just move the line to where they need it. This is not for radio.
G'day, Weapons. Your old mates Jay and Dunk here. We're doing some best-offs while we're away on holiday, so there's plenty to get to in today's episode. Some of the best of two episodes. Episode 535, Gummies in Amsterdam, and 586, Sorting Out a Drug Smuggler. So we'll get to what's on those in a couple of moments. If you missed the news earlier today, up in your feed, you would have seen there is a massive announcement. The radio station we work for is going international. We're heading across to Brisbane and bringing the rock to the bogans of Brizzy, which is going to be awesome. There's 600,000 Kiwis that live in Queensland.
The big brown snake, Brizzy. Yeah, if you're a discerning fan of rock music, that's what's going to be playing. 10,000 tracks that we normally play on our radio station will just be absolutely peppering your ears. No ads, no shit chat.
It's probably ads.
Really?
Well, it's commercial radio, mate. Fuck, that's how we make money. Probably not many at the start. Couple of ads. So I'm going to start buying them.
Yeah. Now's a good chance to get in real early. Get a good deal.
No ads is a terrible commercial radio proposition.
We do know that. We've got fucking X here and they earn nothing.
Now, if you're in Australia, you can download the Nova Player app. You'll find the Rock on there. And like Jay said, 10,000 bangers is what we're starting off with. Then August 31st, we'll launch the full station for you guys. So it's like you're dipping your toes in, figuring out if you like the music, basically, for the next little while. And then August 31st, we kick into our Rock 2000 countdown. Now, you'll get your breakfast if you're in Brizzy normal at normal times, 6 o'clock. We're doing a bit of a time shift for that. And then we'll start at 3 o'clock in the afternoon and take you through until 7 every single afternoon, which is going to be awesome. So you can listen either on the Nova Player app or on DAB, which is one of the settings when you go through in your smart car.
You'll see that beside Bluetooth or radio or Apple Play or whatever. Just click on DAB and then we'll pop up on the player there, which is bloody exciting. On the episodes today, we've got a bloke taking gummies in Amsterdam. We've got John who breaks bad news. He's amazing. We love him. We've got sorting out a drug smuggler. Playing the guitar while in brain surgery. My mate Curb is chatting about my beard. And Jay, believe it or not, you're going to have a couple of inspirational quotes at the end of today's one. Some real Tony Robbins shit you're going to love. Thank you very much to show sponsors as always. We love you, Classic Builders, you bloody legends. If you are thinking about a new build, then you can go with one of their design packages or one of the ones that can just whip up and take all the hard work out for you.
Yeah. 30 years of experience. They've got local builders on the ground, but right across New Zealand. Thanks, Classics.
Attention snipers, gear up and hold your positions. It's time to load up some war stories. Your tales from the front line brought to life. Prepare to fire.
Okay, this one is from Mustard in Melbourne. And... Mustard. And I've only read the first two paragraphs.
Do you reckon he wore a mustard coloured t-shirt once and got called Mustard? I do.
He's a Cluedo king. Colonel Mustard with the fucking chandelier in the ballroom. I've read the first two sort of paragraphs, and I know that this one's going to really strike a chord with you, Duncan Hyde. Okay. Upon reviewing this, it's fucking long, but according to all reviews from mates who have heard this, it'll be worth it. It's under the category of drugs are bad, okay?
Okay.
How are fellars and fellets? Mustard from Melbourne here with a lengthy and girthy tale of a fuck up I brought upon myself back in January which set an appropriate low bar for the rest of 2025. I'll aptly title this one Gummies. Oh no. Such pass or fail.
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