The Paper Ep 9: Matching Ponchos
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I'm Jenna Fisher. And I'm Angela Kinsey. We were on The Office together. And we're best friends. And now we're doing the ultimate Office Lovers podcast just for you.
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Hi there, Angela. Hey, good morning. Good morning. You were telling me a tale as I was warming up my coffee this morning about your mascara. Well, here's the thing, you guys.
I walked in, said good morning to Sam, good morning to Jenna, hi to Matt on Zoom. I go to use the restroom. I have a massive mascara clump on my cheek.
Nobody, I didn't know. I was in my own world getting my coffee ready. Sam, did you know?
No, apparently I didn't look up from my phone when you came in. Apparently not.
But also, I guess Josh didn't notice when I said goodbye to him. I always give him a kiss goodbye. No giant black clump of mascara on my cheek. But pretty much this morning has been a little bit of a get ready fail. I slept with my hair wet. So you know what I woke up to. Your hair looks great for having slept with it wet. I tried to tame my hair all morning. It looks great. Oh, it's underneath. Don't look at the back. Okay, whatever. Let it go. Let go of the back of my head a long time ago. But then also, I will hold on to makeup way past the time you're supposed to hold on to it. Like my powder compact right now is just one tiny square that's left. Most of it is broken off. And then I will smoosh what's left of the powder.
And then I'm not throwing that away. Well, I was doing this with my blush as well. And I had dropped it once, so I had a crack through it. And it was getting a little precarious, but I still kept finding a way to use it. And this morning, I'm rushing because my hair is crazy, and I grab that blush out of the drawer, and I open it, and all the inside of it has crumbled like a fine paper. And it went all over. What are you, just like blush confetti? All over the sink, all over the counter. I had to change my top. So I don't know what the lesson is, you guys. Maybe just like when things are past their due date, let them go.
You know, it sounds like my New Year's resolution about like little fixes, big wins. Yeah. Like if you fix that problem. then it won't explode on you later.
Maybe it's okay to toss that very old blush. I think it's three years old.
Well, you know, lady, my problem is that now I can barely see without my glasses. I cannot read at all. You know, I already worry about the apocalypse. Sure. I'm worried that I'm going to lose my glasses during the apocalypse, and then I'm not even going to be able to read a book during it.
Oh, that'd be horrible. Can you imagine? No. I worry that I'm going to be barefoot during the apocalypse and it's going to be like Die Hard where he's running around barefoot trying to fight the bad guys.
This is another one of my worries. Yes. Shoes and glasses. Very important. Well, I can't see my face when I put my makeup on anymore. And it doesn't matter if I use one of those magnifying mirror things. It's not enough magnification. So every morning... When I do my makeup, then I put my glasses on and I see what I've done and it's never great. Do you have to tone it down? It's not the toning it down. It's that like the eyeliner isn't in any way straight. It looks straight to me when I put it on in a blur. Right. Or I will have like gobs of mascara underneath my eye and I can't see them until I put my glasses on. So I have to do my makeup, then put my glasses on and then go in with like a wet Q-tip and like fix everything.
I wonder what we're going to look like when we're old ladies. Like legit old ladies. Like I think I'm going to have too much blush.
Yeah, too much blush, too much lip.
And you're going to have like a lot of mascara globs. Yeah. I can't wait. I can't wait.
I feel the same way. I don't mind. All right. Should we get into our fan chit-chat question of the week? Yes.
Should we also say what we're here to discuss today? I mean, we can.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:04–11:00
2
What are the main plot points of the episode 'Matching Ponchos'?
11:00–17:15
3
How do Jenna and Angela relate their experiences to the episode's themes?
17:15–29:25
4
What are the behind-the-scenes insights shared by Dave Rogers?
29:25–1:10:56