Andy Cantwell’s You Had to be There! | Overlap skits & MORE! | OFF THE BALL BREAKFAST

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Colm Boohig 0:57
Just have to be there. You know, you have to be there. It was just great to say like, I was there for that. You know what I mean? You have to be there. I wish I wasn't there. You have to be there. All right, you're very welcome to the latest episode of You Had To Be There, where we're starting to go sport adjacent with our guests. On that note, I'd very much like to welcome, a very warm welcome to Andy Cantwin. Or was it Tony Cantwell? I can't remember which brother we got. This time you've actually got the right Cantwell. This happened over the summer, didn't it? With your brother Tony.
Andy Cantwell 1:27
Yeah, and everyone thought it was a bit because of the way he did it. He did it so just like, first of all, the way he accepted the compliment about him having sketches about football. It's like, you've managed to blend the world of comedy and football. He's like, thank you so much. Like just any compliment and I'd be the same. I'm like, yeah, thanks. Thanks so much.
Colm Boohig 1:44
Tony retarded in such a deadpan way that I think you have the wrong brother there. I think you meant my brother Andy.
Andy Cantwell 1:50
And so many people thought it was like a bit.
Colm Boohig 1:52
Really thought it was a bit the way he was performing it.
Andy Cantwell 1:53
He was just such a pro. He was just like, you've got the wrong guy there. But yeah, right guy this time.
Colm Boohig 1:59
But you are also a comedian heavyweight Cantwell in this country or fast becoming so.
Andy Cantwell 2:06
Yes, one of two. But the difference being is that I've never actually set foot on a stage where I view him as an actual comedian comedian, whereas like most of my sketches take place with just me alone in a room. And so even coming here is quite surreal because I'm normally just used to just messing around myself, you know, that sort of way. But yeah, it seems to seems to work well.
Colm Boohig 2:29
Well, if people are watching these first couple of minutes, the first few seconds of this latest episode of You Had To Be There, and you're looking at Andy Cantwell and you think, oh, he's familiar. I think I've seen him on my algorithm. Well, here's why you know Andy Cantwell. Take a look.
Andy Cantwell 2:44
So he's gone, yeah, what would you be if you weren't a footballer? And I said a virgin. I've heard it before, but really good, really good. He's trying to club crouch it. It's a tough time though, isn't it? The whole losing your virginity age. I mean, I was a bit later actually than average. I was 26, but obviously I'm older now. I've had sex several times, but actually just a quick funny story about that, losing your virginity. So it wasn't happening for me. Like I said, I was in my mid twenties and I went to a singles night, just trying to meet someone, anyone. got talking to a woman who was just way out of my league. And one thing led to another. We end up back at her place. She tells me to wait in the bed.

Who is Andy Cantwell and how did he become the creator of the Overlap sketches?

Andy Cantwell 3:34
She's going to go get changed. So I'm thinking, hello. So I'm sitting on the bed getting ready. And all of a sudden she doesn't come back. But three huge men walk in. I'm thinking, hello, who are you lads? Who proceeded to rob me and beat the ever-loving shit out of me. It was a setup. She was in on it. She was in on it. And here's the thing. They were so annoyed at how little money I had, they said they'd be back in two days for another five grand.

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