Pablo Torre Finds Out
PTFO Smell Test: Celebrity & Athlete Fragrances, (Blindly) Reviewed
Tue, 14 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0000
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Since long before their weed strains and tequila brands, famous people have been selling vanity fragrances. So, with a month before Valentine's Day, we're doing a pungent public service: Pablo, Katie Nolan and perfumier-adjacent lifestyle writer Lawrence Schlossman enter the PTFO laboratory with varying levels of sensory ignorance. The winner of our 11 mystery bottles, from Jordan and Brady's colognes to Taylor Swift and Britney's perfumes — plus, yes, Will Levis' sold-out parfum de mayonnaise — may surprise you. • Subscribe to Casuals with Katie Nolan • Subscribe to Throwing Fits with Lawrence Schlossman and James Harris Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the premise of the podcast episode?
Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.
It's fruity in the back. You get that, like, apple... What'd you say? It's fruity in the back.
It's fruity in the back.
It is. Guys, grow up. It's fruity in the back.
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Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed and shines around the world with the morning sun? Terrible. Disgusting.
How can you just be so... Relaxed? Very simple. Train your sleep and become a morning person. With the Galaxy Watch 7 or the Galaxy Ring and the Samsung Health app.
Now, when we did the drinking-based podcast, we had a drinks expert. Do you smell for a living?
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Chapter 2: What are the initial impressions of the fragrances?
Hell yeah, good for you. We don't even have an episode. Doesn't matter. Don't even have an episode yet.
Are we rolling on various things, Patrick? Oh, wait, one last thing before we start, you guys. The Invisalign's done.
Oh, my God. Look at that. Katie's hot now. I'm unapproachable. Katie's hot now.
I'm now unapproachable. Please don't approach me. I'm too hot to talk to you.
This is the third episode in a trilogy that I want to catch Lawrence up on. Please do. Katie and I have tested athlete alcohol, and we declared what sucked in your memory.
Oh, I think it was... Oh, Michael Jordan's tequila was terrible. So bad.
Did you have the LeBron Henny?
No, we had LeBron tequila.
The Lobos, right? We drank a lot. We were eventually very drunk.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts rate the first celebrity fragrance?
Feed my kids tonight or f***ing smell like J-Lo?
This next fragrance needs to earn it. They can't coast on it. So many have. They cannot coast on the legacy of Jennifer Lopez. Huh. Huh.
This literally smells like the standard hotel in Miami. Pablo and I were talking about this earlier. This just smells like their lobby scent, which is definitely something way more expensive and better than whatever this is. Soapy to me. This is nice.
Soapy.
In a bad way?
Yeah. It smells very soapy.
I like a luxury hotel lobby. Yeah.
We all know this about you.
I like this. There is restraint. I credit this for its restraint.
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