Share & Risk & Tell with Jay Jurden and Katie Nolan
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Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is. Tobey Maguire is a munch. He's an eater. Right after this.
How's everybody doing? Sorry that I'm late. I came straight here, straight here from a meeting with my agent where they gave me a Guy Fieri Waterloo Seltzer Apple Pie a la mode flavor.
Oh my God.
And I said, I must try that.
Waterloo sparkling water.
I've never even considered making an Apple Pie Seltzer.
Great American hero, Guy Fieri.
Yeah, isn't he? He's good, right?
I haven't heard anything from my Food Network connections. Oh, of which you have many, I assume. Yeah, listen. You're all over the place. I could ask Padma. I'd be like, Padma, is Guy Fieri a bad person? Damn.
She's cool. Did Guy Fieri insurrect the capital Padma? Right, I just don't want to lift it up and have you be like, no, that's too high. What did you Google?
Was Guy Fieri there on January 6th?
You know what? Talk about some diners, drive-ins, and dives. At the Capitol? Insurrection Day? Let's see what it's all about. Oh, let's see. On air.
Smell it.
We're finding out what Guy Fieri's... Listen, I like it more than you.
It smells like, I guess it's the cream, the Alamode. It smells like cream soda. Zero sugar, zero calories.
It's cream soda.
Yeah, which I don't like. Oh, wow. Apple pie cream soda. I know, and let's see. Let's taste it.
Okay. Oh, no. It tastes like gum. Oh, no. So you'll hate it. Oh, no. So I know you'll hate it. First, we lose to Belgium. Now this...
So you brought things to sample, and there are so many things that I was contemplating doing with you guys here today.
I'm excited.
One of which is, in fact, a drink to sample.
Let's go.
Wow.
I love to have a sip. I love to have a sip with Jay Jordan. Oh, wait. I might be changing my mind.
What are we doing?
High Rider. Is this weed? Alcohol? Wait a second.
Read it.
High Rider Premium THC Spirit. Ooh. Berry infused appears to be the flavor. And then 100 milligrams per serving?
Listen, I'm berry excited about this, Pablo. Let's go. High dose, zero proof, gluten free. I don't got no shows tonight. Let's do it. Let's do it.
I got a dinner I'm supposed to...
100 milligrams per two ounce shot is the math that is presented by the endorser, which led me to bring this to you, who happens to be former pro basketball player, which is how he is introduced on the ad, Greg Oden.
Greg Oden? It says, first time consuming THC? We suggest starting with one of our other High Rider lower dose products.
Absolutely not.
I have bad news. I have very bad news for you. What? I'm off the weed.
What?
Okay, so this is, I'm very actually devastated about this. I'm off the weed until at least Thursday, unless my psychiatrist is watching, in which case then I'm off the weed forever. That's great. My psychiatrist gave me a drug test to, I assume, make sure I'm taking the medication I get prescribed, because a lot of people don't, and then they resell it.
They sell it to me.
While doing the drug test, she said, ooh, this tested positive for marijuana. And I said, what?
And I went, uh-huh.
Assuming, who cares? This is in high school. I'm high right now. I'm like, of course it did. And she said, well, I... you know, that interacts with your medication. I don't feel comfortable prescribing to you if you're, and I was like, well, I've been, this should put your mind at ease. I've been smoking weed since you've known me. So it shouldn't be an issue. The interaction hasn't occurred. And she said, I wouldn't be able to keep prescribing you your medication if you continue to smoke. So I've been pretending to not smoke weed for the last month in the hopes it'll get out of my system so I can test clean so I can get back to smoking weed. I've been not smoking for a month. I can't blow it for this.
So just to give the backdrop here, Greg Oden, and this is first brought to us by Awful Announcing's Ben Koo on Twitter.
Shut up, Ben Koo.
Greg Oden is a spokesman for most potent weed beverage known to man. Crazy. It's 100 milligrams per shot. Most weed drinks are 5 to 20 milligrams per can.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–5:31
2
What happens when hosts taste-test the 'most potent weed beverage' and who endorses it?
5:31–15:20
3
Why did Jay and guests debate Bill Simmons' colonoscopy footage and what was revealed?
15:20–27:40
4
How did the hosts react to the live polyp removal video and what context was given?
27:40–37:07
5
What did guests say about Taylor Swift's wedding afterparty and its karaoke highlights?
37:07–48:15
Speakers
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