The 2024 Internet Etiquette Draft: Share & Tell with Mina Kimes and Dan Le Batard
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Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft. Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
All right, I will be thrilled right now to be a passenger on this joyride as we head into the holidays fast friends and professionally fulfilled.
Why are you giving a toast? You're giving a toast at the holiday party right now, at the end of the year holiday party.
Because I'm grateful for you guys and I'm not going to be able to talk to you again before the end of the year in all likelihood. We're not going to make content together. And if we're not making content together, I'm sure as shit not going to hear from Pablo, maybe from Mina. But if we're not doing something that airs on Pablo's show, I'm not going to hear holiday friendship from him. Hey, Dan, let's have a toast. Let's connect on a human level as sharers of the human experience.
I text with Pablo like every day, so I can't relate to this.
No, I understand. You have a real friendship. Here, he's sucking at the metal art teeth of Make My Content. Let's follow my curiosities into the abyss, Dan. Let's spend millions of dollars on me to make butter sculptures. Come on, Dan, more me.
That butter sculpture was $3,000, just for the record. Komm schon! Und ich kommuniziere auch mit dir und Valerie, weil Valerie Violett jedes Jahr ein Geschenk schickt. Das ist das andere Ding.
Oh mein Gott, Violett ist nicht weit weg vom Baum, wenn es sich um einen Taker handelt. Oh mein Gott, sie liebt ihre Unikorde. Die Unikorde leuchtet in den Himmel und ich höre Geschichten zu Hause. Oh nein, ich habe ihre Unikorde-Nacht letztes Mal als Buch, dieses Jahr, Spoiler-Alert, Violet, es ist Unikorde-Tag, um mit der Unikorde-Nacht zu gehen.
Geh weg von hier. Das ist ein tolles Geschenk. Ich spiele hier ein bisschen von Violets Entschuldigung von Dan Lebitard in Bezug auf ihn, ihm seine Teete zu leihen.
Wie die Unikorde fliegt, I like their colorful wings and I like everything about them. Thank you for knowing I love unicorns. Bye! I'm okay with both the visual of me breastfeeding Violet and also a new show with Pablo and Violet that is called First Taker. Her father took from me first. The Spawn his daughter takes from me now.
I do want to start today's episode, though, with a different story. A story that also puts Dan in the role of increasingly ancient person. Because the story is titled The New Commandments of the Modern Internet. This is on The Ringer, by the way. Jodie Walker is the author. There are some things in this, Mina, on this list that are resonant and also completely off. Und ich möchte, dass du als breites Überblick, als wir Dan in die Spezifizität eines Artikels bringen, das untergeheizt ist, weil technologische Verbesserungen die Internetseite ausdrücken, um in etwas immer mehr Byzantinisch zu wachsen. Es gibt so viele mehr Möglichkeiten, anstrengend zu sein. Es ist etwas, was ich in unserem Jahrende, sort of looking ahead to the new year capacity, reflektieren möchte.
I really enjoyed reading this list because as a creature of the Internet, and I guess we all are pretty much at this point, I obviously have opinions about what sort of online behavior bothers me, what I try to avoid, fail to avoid, struggle with. And I think... Ja. Ich denke, du solltest alles nehmen, was du möchtest, aus dem großen Board, das deiner eigenen Kreation ist.
I'll start on book and take one of her suggestions. And it is one that I agree with, one that I have violated once and immediately regretted. And it's actually her very first suggestion. It's very specific. Dan, while you might not understand, like this might not make sense to you in specific, I do think there's a broader thing here. So her very first commandment of...
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