"You're Gonna Get Me In Huge Trouble": Adam Friedland Is a League Source Now
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Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is. If David Stern were commissioner, Pablo would be dead. What do you think about that? Right after this ad.
Can we talk about your meeting with Rich Paul? I mean, it's funny. Yeah, I mean, why would... Why would I not? I mean... Are you a Clutch client now? Are you a member of... They are UTA. Yes. UTA owns Clutch. Yeah. LeBron's agency, which is Rich Paul's agency, and not LeBron's agency for various CBA reasons. Whatever has happened in my life in the last year is hilarious. Because I'm going to blow it so badly. I talked to you on the phone. You were in LA, and you were like, I have a meeting with Rich Paul. I said as a joke to UTA when they were trying to sign me, and the next time I'm in Los Angeles, I demand a meeting with Mr. Rich Paul. And they were like, yeah, they thought it was serious.
What insights did LeBron's agent share with the guest?
But I guess I talked to him about podcasting because now he's going into the podcasting space. He's one of us. Yeah. But I think they told him that I was like David Letterman or something. And he's like, tell me about your process, your motive. And I was like... Did he tent his fingers like that? No. He was doing golf in the office. Golf swing with a club? Like it was like a movie. So cool. Yeah, yeah. But then like at a certain point, he was taking calls. Like the last 15 minutes. We had a great conversation for 45 minutes. I was making him laugh. And then I think he'll come do the show. So we'll tell the story on the show. So I think this should be fine. But then at a certain point, I'm like loitering in the most powerful agent, probably in basketball's office.
Certainly the guy who has created the most headlines recently. I think dollar amount Scott Boris is probably number one. So yes. And like Jerry Maguire, the real life Jerry Maguire, Lee Steinberg. That's a real guy. Jerry Maguire is a guy named Lee Steinberg. Next, you're going to tell me that Rod Tidwell is real. Who's that supposed to be? I would guess that Rod Tidwell was inspired by any number of like Michael Irvin types.
Why did Pablo watch the Super Bowl with socialists?
Yes. Yeah. If I had to guess. Loyal. Loyal guys. Who want money. And next, you're going to tell me the goldfish was real. Next, you're going to tell me Renee Zellweger is a real person. Jonathan Lipnicki was right. The human head weighs eight pounds. I saw a picture of him as an adult recently. Can you describe him? Because I did too. He's yoked. He's like five, two yoked. He's clavicular, actually. He became clavicular. I lost my big Friday interview also. What happened? He's got charged with two felonies in Arizona.
He can't leave the state. Clavicular, a kick streamer, has been arrested in Scottsdale, Arizona. Here's one version that I saw of the quote-unquote mugshot, and here's another one over here.
So for people who don't know who Clavicular is, it's hard to describe him. He is a looks maxer, which basically, if you're to translate it, is what? I suppose it's creating an idealized kind of version of self, masculinity, enhancing one's jaw, enhancing one's kind of facial features to fit some sort of criteria that they have for like the best looking guy. And it really is a golden ratio. Like, oh, there's like a math and an objectivity to being hot. Some of the smartest stuff you can imagine. The interesting thing is it's an audience of men, really. Yes. And so he's not like a... It's someone being sexy, not for like tween girls, being like, ooh, la la. It's someone... Someone being sexy for guys.
And then the objective is to kind of to mog another sexy guy. And mogging is to, I think we used to call it like alpha-ing. Alpha-ing. I think they probably still do. Are we pedophiles? I mean, like, this is just disgusting that we know even any of this. You're supposed to come in. Such a perfect Adam Friedland show guest. He has me blocked in every corner. Because the first question I have is like, have you ever made a girl laugh with a funny joke? But that's gesture maxing and that's cope. Obviously, that's what I'm doing. And now it made me look in the mirror.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:03
2
What insights did LeBron's agent share with the guest?
1:03–2:13
3
Why did Pablo watch the Super Bowl with socialists?
2:13–7:04
4
What was the guest's experience with Clavicular?
7:04–8:28
5
What does 'looks maxing' mean in the context of today's youth?
8:28–9:00
6
How did the guest prepare for the role of SBF?
9:00–49:32
Speakers
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