S13 EP20: A Couple of Vanilla Dudes
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What is the opening banter about holidays and the TUI sponsorship?
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Prizes. Love it. Get more from your holiday book now and discover the Tui Smiles Reward Club at twoe.co.uk. Atoll and Abta protected. Hello, you're listening to Parent in Hell with Baby, can you say Rob Beckett? Uh can you say Josh Whitakom? So ultra ultrasound heartbeat.
Yeah, oh that is good. That's a that's a twist. There we go. It's a bit different. We've not had that before. Okay, I wanna know how they've done this though. Hi Robin Josh. I'm hoping this will work. It did. This is our minus three month-old, currently unnamed baby. As you can tell from the baby's accent, we live in Bedford. I was at the infamous Josh uh Bedford show last year. Infamous Josh Bedford show last year. What happened at Bedford? It was my first tour show and it um no, it was my first warm-up. And it was like a Monday night in Bedford, and it was just feral. There was just Like drunks and heckling. Oh, really? I thought it went well, but I would say I learned zero about the tour. Fair enough. And then in the in the break I got locked out of the dressing room because I'd forgotten the code to get back in.
And so I had to stand outside the dressing room, which was also the toilet queue. Oh, with the audience? With the audience. Um
How does I don't know about this? Did you tell
me? Yeah, but it was what was it f it wasn't last year. It was like three years ago, yeah. Listen to the podcast from the start, but only just venturing into parenthood. The pods have been wonderful all the years the years, and I suspect I will start from the beginning again during some of the long nights ahead. Uh from Robin and Baby, currently minus one month. PS loved strictly. They send that half midnight last night. Lovely. Can I ask a question? Do you think she's Gone to the ultrasound and then gone, Do you mind if I just record this?
Maybe. Or do they want to be on the recording? Or do they send reviews now these days? And you just you just recorded the sound from the baby's heartbeat.
Because obviously first you'd go, Could we check everything's you know, fine with the baby before I record this phone? But I I also, while I'm here, I know I know NHS time is, you know, vital, but could I just record this slightly amusing video?
I always find babies' heartbeats go way too fast. I got well panicked when I was at the ultrasound. The fuck's going on here? Baby's running birth. Is it running? Um I tell you what I've noticed the other day and I don't know if I've I don't think it's like a grouchy old man, but it's like, oh I couldn't bel Basically there was a kid that was counting to like a hundred and they were young. So it was like, you know when your kid counts and you're like you're impressed by it and like, oh aren't they doing well? It's like one T Free and I I remember when my kid was that age, and I'd be like, Oh my god, isn't she so clever? Look what she's doing, thinking that and be really proud.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter about holidays and the TUI sponsorship?
0:00–4:34
2
How do Rob and Josh introduce the first “Playground Shagger” story about the hospital telemetry alarm?
4:34–8:50
3
What crazy love‑triangle unfolds at the restaurant with Janet, the plumber apprentice, and the married couple?
8:50–13:57
4
How does the “Playground Shagger” story shift to the senior‑age gardener named Will and his affair?
13:57–18:28
5
What happens when a “Playground Shagger” recounts meeting a hot dad from school and the ensuing coffee date?
18:28–22:55
6
How do the hosts discuss the ethics of reviewing emotions, art, and life experiences?
22:55–27:39
7
What fantasy do the hosts explore about dating a megastar like Adele or Taylor Swift?
27:39–37:33
8
How do Rob and Josh wrap up the episode and tease the next “Playground Shagger” special?
37:33–45:18