Intimacy: 5. Supriza Liza
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This BBC podcast is supported by ads outside the UK. Hello, Greg Jenner here. I'm the host of You're Dead to Me, the BBC comedy show that takes history seriously. Every episode, I pair up a top historian with a fantastic comedian, and we have a lovely, funny, fascinating chat about a different subject from world history. And in this new series, we're beginning with an epic voyage through the story of Homer, the Iliad, and the Odyssey. And that's with Kyle Smith-Bino joining us. And then we'll be learning about Francis Galton and the racist, discredited pseudoscience of eugenics with Desiree Birch. We'll meet many medieval saints in their bone boxes with Rachel Parris. So if that sounds like your sort of thing, listen to You're Dead to Me wherever you get your podcasts.
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What happens when Liza's film rehearsal is interrupted by an unexpected visitor?
This episode contains strong language and sexual content. Intimacy, episode five.
Roll on rehearsal, please. Eyes on this, Gary.
Rolling. Camera set. Set. And action. Liza, Liza, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I tried.
I delayed as much as I could. Listen, listen, don't apologise.
My mother is... Liza.
Oh, here we go. The human root canal.
Wow, I can't believe... Shh. Oh, sorry, yes, yes. OK, to explain the rules, I have to be quiet.
Yes, your mum was really desperate.
Yeah, you should have just waited, Mum. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, that was like a hug from a wet lettuce.
Yeah. How's Ruby, Mum?
Oh, she sends her love to her favourite absent parent. Oh, of course. Wow. Shh, Mum. Oh, look at that, both naked. Oh, my God, look at him. Oh, those hips. Shh, shh, shh.
Yuck.
How does all this work, then? It's a closed set, Mum. That's why everyone's naked. You're going to have to leave with Kate now.
Off you go. I can hear talking. I can't do this if there's a distraction. Dad, can we cut? Yes, cut. What the... Hello. Well, who's this? I'm sorry, we weren't expecting visitors.
Margaret Florence. What? That's not your name.
Dear Margaret Florence, I'm afraid you will have to leave.
Oh, yes, of course. Oh, darling, I'm not here to interrupt greatness or be on camera.
Liar. She'd give her left lung to be on camera. Liza, my dear. Get around now.
You're breaking your own rules.
Yeah.
Lovely to meet you, Margaret.
Still not her name.
Alex, I need you over here.
Oh, wow. Isn't he charming? I'll just put her in the corridor.
Thank you. Is there a pool? To look at or get in, Mum?
I wasn't fortunate enough.
To have swimming lessons at school, yeah, I know.
Yeah, I just like fiddling in the shallow bit.
Oh, lovely, lovely. Why do you follow me? Margaret Florence, we shall fiddle in the shallow end this way. Oh, darling, thank you.
I'm so excited to be here. It's wonderful. So excited about you.
Yay.
I feel at home on set.
Oh, yeah.
You should try it. Don't encourage her, Kate. Jesus, she'll never leave. I need her to leave. Right, just get in, get out. Don't engage in the wind-up. Fingers crossed she's napping after fiddling it up in the shallow end. fast asleep on the bed nurse ratchet in a tiger prince swimming costume let me see if i can make it to the bathroom be quiet tiptoe oh from this angle she looks like she could possess a maternal bone she's holding my t-shirt i think she's smiling oh god i'll have to share the bed with her
Oh, the wonder of return.
Oh, God, it was a long day.
Where will I sleep? There's only one bed.
Did she read my mind? Because there's only meant to be me in it. I said no to a visit, Mum. You said no to Ruby because she has school. I don't have school.
How does Liza react when her mother appears on the closed set and breaks the rules?
Really? Look, this job is a lot. And I don't have time to look after you, Margaret Florence.
What the... I'm on holiday. I can be anyone I like. And someone once told me I look like Anne Margaret.
Oh.
Rubes!
Hi, Mum.
Is your friend there? Yep. Let me put you on speaker.
I've got my period.
Oh, do you have stuff at your dad's? I had a very late menopause. You will be fertile for a while, Ruby.
Lucky.
Mum, stop talking. People with interesting things to say talk a lot.
Yeah, I have stuff, Mum. Could just deal with a you hug, that's all.
Oh, I miss you, Ruby.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:18
2
What happens when Liza's film rehearsal is interrupted by an unexpected visitor?
1:18–5:23
3
How does Liza react when her mother appears on the closed set and breaks the rules?
5:23–6:41
4
How does Mum’s flirtatious, intrusive behavior escalate tensions on set?
6:41–14:20
5
What awkward family dynamics surface during Liza’s phone call with Ruby?
14:20–17:50