END OF SEASON AWARDS!
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Where are we? We're here. And it's the final episode of Pitchside. Sorry, we can't end the year on that.
How do the hosts feel about the end of the season?
I don't know. I just started thinking like different vibes in my head right now.
I thought you were going to go, I thought you were going to go, well, it's the big show. It's the big show. Yeah, I thought that's what you were going for.
Yeah, Tom, can I just say, you look delightful.
Thank you.
You've matched your drink with your shirt.
Ah, I didn't notice that. Yeah, I was told this morning we were going shirt and tie, and obviously I haven't been at home. But you are technically wearing a t-shirt and tie.
I've got the tie, but... Do you know what I mean? But yeah, welcome to... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Drumroll, please. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Have you dried your eyes yet, lads? Oh, right, yeah. No, it was a rough weekend. Should we talk about it? We could absolutely talk about it.
Because you said, I'll take a treble for a week. No, obviously I would take a treble. Don't get me wrong, Tom. We all would take a treble. But life doesn't work out like that.
Let's talk about it again. Because obviously I went there because I'm a bigger fan than you two.
Oh, by the way, this man right here.
We have got so many new friends of the show. Yeah, the friends of the show right now are going crazy. Like, I'm not even joking. I'm talking, Ruud Hull, it might be the best man at my wedding. He was friend of the show. Yeah, he's a friend of the show. Don't try and one-up me. Sorry. Xavi is technically a friend of the show.
That is a good friend of the show.
Espanyol of the show. Ashley Cole, massive friend of the show. Oh, great friend. What a bloke, by the way. Unbelievable bloke. Rio, friend of the show. Vidic, friend of the show. Vidic is a good one. I even had Vidic searching pitch side. And did he say he loves it? No, but he was... No, no, no. He didn't want to watch the clip because I was like, oh, what if the clip comes off of me calling him over, right? He comes up and he just texts me.
But
he was whining because he was like oh pitch side is it big I was like oh we're kind of like the third biggest behind wrestling football and overlaps he goes oh when Rio come back he's like he says his show is bigger than yours I was like no no I didn't say that but it is but Rio obviously knows
who were superior to him.
John Obi McKell, new friend of the show.
Hey, he's a good, he's actually a good friend of the show.
Carragher Richards, Paddy the Baddie. Paddy the Baddie! Daniel Cormier, friend of the show.
What new friendships have developed in the show?
Roman Kemp, friend of the show. I'm intrigued, what conversations do you have with Cara? uh genuinely don't know what he said yeah so obviously it was he he was hosting it was a cbs paramount parties it was him and richard him and richard's come bowling in me and liver talking to some guy and he comes bowling he's like yeah you're right lad and he grabs me and he whispers in my ear don't be wanking anyone off in here lad no way i swear to god and did you listen to his advice no comment
Why do you think Rudy Hill is the best man at his wedding?
Oh, no. Yeah, honestly, mate, I genuinely, the best weekend of my life. I'm probably the best weekend of my life. And Arsenal lost. So, yeah, conversely to us, then. I will stop you there. When I got in the ground, I'll be honest, I wanted Arsenal to bottle the Premier League for the fun and the laughs of it. Now you've won the Premier League, I didn't care. I just wanted to see a good game of football. And I saw all the Arsenal fans, and we were right next to the Arsenal fans. And because of YouTube, when I got in there, I was a bit like, I kind of want them to do it now. Because I think it would mean more to Arsenal than PSG. Yeah, 100%. And when Havoc scored, mate, fucking hell. Yeah, that was that, right?
What a finish. Thank God the meal has ended at the wedding, by the way. Oh my God, the screams are crazy.
I think as an Arsenal fan, I think there's two ways to look at it as a neutral. Yes, it was a terrible watch for a neutral, but I understood why you played that way.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–0:08
2
How do the hosts feel about the end of the season?
0:08–2:09
3
What new friendships have developed in the show?
2:09–47:32
4
What midfielders are mentioned for the team of the season?
47:32–47:43
5
Why is Doku considered a strong choice for player of the season?
47:43–49:04
6
Who are the best overachievers and underachievers discussed?
49:04–49:48
7
What are the predictions for next season and how do they compare?
49:48–1:27:52
Speakers
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