*HEATED* Advantage Arsenal In The Title Rice, Our Top 10 Signings Of The Summer & Tier List Of The Prem's Greatest Playmakers!

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Tom Garratt 0:00
Welcome back to the cra- No, crap!
Unknown 0:03
Welcome back to the pink side, everyone. Oh, crap. Theo had four beers the weekend, so he's a poorly boy. By four beers, he means 40 billion beers. Ah, a legend alert. Ten kebabs as well. You can't put your own alert out. And 40 billion kebabs. Nah, this morning. I bleed gear off. Where did you go to? Like, Surrey?
Tom Garratt 0:22
No, you went to the location of where we're going to win the Champions League.
Unknown 0:25
I went to Buda. Oh, yeah, you were actually being quite funny in the chat the other day. Yeah, I rode a bus, guys. That's a different show.
Theo Baker 0:31
Anyways, lads, a lot of footy happened over the weekend, didn't it? Yeah, it did. Yeah. Should we kick things off with Leeds Burnley?
Unknown 0:37
No. Yeah.
Theo Baker 0:39
They were the first game to be there. That's true.
Unknown 0:42
Leeds are pretty class, aren't they? No.
Tom Garratt 0:45
What do you mean? What class are they? Well, they're way better than Burnley.

How do Leeds and Burnley compare this season?

Theo Baker 0:48
I don't think you realise how class they are. You know they're undefeated in the Premier League since Tuesday... The 2nd of March.
Unknown 0:54
They're on an unbelievable run, Burnley. They're on an unbelievable run. Last loss was against Sunderland and they haven't lost since in the Premier League. Yeah, but they also lost to Chelsea in the Cup. Yeah, that's irrelevant though. They also beat Man United in the League. Yeah, Leeds have been really good. Leeds are class, mate. Unbelievable run.
Tom Garratt 1:08
They also, Anfield Stack is fully back. Did you hear the half-time team talk for the Burnley dressing room? Did they go, hee hee, here is Shimon.
Unknown 1:18
Because the manager's called Michael Jackson. Oh, okay, I got you. I thought I was like Michael Jackson. It's a bit annoying that he's referred to as Mike Jackson, isn't it? Just fucking embrace it. Go full Mike MJ. Yeah, but you're saying we don't call you Theodore? Yeah, but he's obviously changed his name to Mike.
Theo Baker 1:36
He was a cute one. Theodore's a cute name. He was a cute one. He was the cute one, Theodore.
Unknown 1:40
Anyway, yeah, look, it's a pointless game to talk about. Leeds battered Burnley. Daniel Farker. 43 points. They're on now. That's unbelievable. That's them staying up, isn't it? 100%. They wanted him sacked at one point. Everyone's trapped in it, mate. Do you think if they sacked him, they would have ended up going down? Huh? Farker. At the start of the season, remember when everyone wanted them out?
Theo Baker 1:59
No, we didn't say we didn't want him out.
Unknown 2:01
No, a lot of the fans were on them out. A lot of the fans were wanting them gone. Do you know what they got? To answer that question, Lewis, I don't know. I like to think in my mind, they would have went down. So well done, Daniel. Really though, because they have made good signings, really. Yeah, they have. Anton Stack's been phenomenal. And they are quite, their depth is better than people I think give you credit. Have you seen Anton Stack's TikTok account? No. No?
Theo Baker 2:24
Have you not?
Unknown 2:25
No. Treat yourself. Okay. He's a mental case. In a good way, by the way. What, like, does he go to, like, Buddha with the lad? He just goes a bit mental.
Theo Baker 2:34
He's like a mean mental guy.
Unknown 2:36
Anyway, yeah, I believe Burnley is shocking. Do you remember when you said Walls was going to finish with West Ham? No.
Theo Baker 2:42
Yeah.
Tom Garratt 2:42
That's crazy. That literally doubled the points.
Unknown 2:46
To be fair, they might finish up off Burnley. Ooh. Ooh. Let's talk about last night's game, one of the games of the season.
Theo Baker 2:55
It was mental, wasn't it? I felt so stressed watching that game. Wonder why. Surely less stress as soon as Everton went 3-1 up, though. No, because when Haaland scored within 10 seconds of them scoring the first, I was like, oh, they're going to go and win this game.
Unknown 3:10
By the way, to be in that position and still be a little sexy bastard and chip it over, that is why he's the fucking boy.
Theo Baker 3:17
He's one of the best strikers in the world. Yeah.
Unknown 3:18
do you not think I'm going to say I'm going to go crazy mode crazy mode when he's on it right on his day best player in the world is Doku just like the best player in the world he's like unplayable he scored the same goal with both feet he literally did there's genuinely no way to stop him he's too fast he's too strong he can go either way he's quick over five yards when he's he is the best bringer in the print when he's when he's on it but he's just not on it he's never really on it he's only won for twice a season

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