Horse Girls
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What is the opening banter and format of the episode?
What is it in this one's love's life? Makes it all worthwhile. It's the small thing, the big thing the humor profundity that I noticed go brood around it. Mess around it, figure it out it's poking around.
Hello. Welcome to Poking Around the Podcast where we joke around about poems. And we poem around. Sorry, you go. We poem around about jokes. Perfect. If that makes sense. I'm if that makes any sense to you guys. Uh I'm I just said I'm handling. I know you're like I'm ha I'm Hannah. And I'm Zoe. No.
Otherwise. What if we just like pretended and we just said that and then we acted like each other the whole episode and could just confuse people?
But I don't know how to act like you. It's basically how I act. I know, but what if I was like Like I would just have more trouble like maybe pronouncing words.
But if I was like I had to go back home to my apartment and redacted 'cause I don't actually don't docs where you live, but Yeah.
I love my boyfriend Patrick. Yeah, exactly. So wrong.
Because you also used to have a boyfriend named Patrick.
I did. My best boyfriend.
Um no offense to the other boyfriends.
I mean maybe a little bit of offense to some of them. A bit of offense to some. Um I love my boyfriend Patrick and my new dog Penny. Yeah. Hannah got a new dog. Oh my god, it's her screen. She's cooked. She's a mother. I'm a mother. Oh my god.
It's a drawing of her. Drawing savor.
That's how I would act like you. I would add an L into that. I know.
And then there was a bunch of words I was saying wrong this weekend that Patrick kept being like, You know it's this, right? And I was like, mm mm. Alzheimers.
Alzheimer's? You say all timers? Like all timers?
Patrick was like it was like you're saying like all time greatest hits, like all timers. And I was like, I can't be nice. I really have a hard time. I I can't really hear the difference.
You can't say McGull Rick Park either.
No, I learned that this weekend. Okay. McGol Rick.
I know, but we already have tried to train you already.
I know, but I it clicked this weekend. Okay. I was like, goal.
Goal.
Rick. Uncle Rick or something. Like my uncle Rick. Like making a soccer goal, my Uncle Rick.
Okay. We need to Blah blah blah blah blah blah. This is a three part podcast. We j we bring you a poem, we talk about it, we tell you a joke, we riff on it, we both write poems at the end based off of what we talk about and we encourage you to do the same.
Yeah.
Hannah's not sure about how she wants her sweater to be facing. She's very distracted. You can really see your boobs.
Nobody watched the visual.
You know, when you like are wearing a shirt and you realize halfway through the day, like basically you can completely see my boobs in every way.
Right.
In every way except for like the last percent of the imagination.
People love boobs.
No, it's like whatever. Like, let me give my gift to the world. Like Let me give you my gift. If you've got it, flaunt it, you know? Okay. Um, let's go right into poem time. What do you think?
Let's go right into poem time.
Yeah, yeah. Okay. Let's just do it. Okay. Let's just do it. So po poem time.
This is the part of the podcast where we read a poem and then we talk about it. Okay. That's the And that could mean basically anything.
Um but we talk about it with love always. We talk about it with love always. We only bring poems that we want to speak about with love.
Yes, yes, of course. Um so I have a poem today by a fabulous writer named Matt Donovan. And We have two poems for him from him. I asked about one and then he was like yes, you can use that one and you might also like this one too. Oh my god, yeah. So I'm gonna use the one that he recommended and then we'll do the other one a different one. Oh, it's recommendations. I'm saving the other one for I think when we have our ga a guest.
Okay, great.
Um but this one is called Why the Long Face The Bartender Asks by Matt Donovan. Perfect for our comedy joke poetry podcast. Why the long face, the bartender asks. Bitch, do you have eyes? the horse wants to say, but doesn't, because she's a horse, and besides, the guy has already turned back to messing with the keg of IPA that can't seem to offer anything but froth when it should be pouring forth, as promised, an earthy creamsicle bouquet, not too bitter with a hint of pine.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and format of the episode?
0:00–11:42
2
How is Matt Donovan’s poem “Why the Long Face the Bartender Asks?” introduced?
11:42–13:34
3
What imagery and emotions does the horse‑in‑the‑bar poem explore?
13:34–30:25
4
How do the hosts riff on beer‑flavor descriptions and jokes about IPA?
30:25–37:44
5
What story do the hosts tell about buying peonies and taking them on a plane?
37:44–44:18
6
How do the hosts discuss crushes, flowers, and the awkwardness of giving gifts?
44:18–47:11
7
What announcements are made about subscriptions, merch, and community participation?
47:11–48:28
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and say goodbye?
48:28–48:42