Chapter 1: What are the unexpected things studs do with their straps?
So apparently, did y'all know studs be, like, wearing they strap in they pants? I did not know that. I did not know that. But that's smart, though, because, like, what if something pop off where she at? You can't do shit. Yeah. They like spontaneous sex. Goddamn. Why you can't have it in the trunk?
Man, I took an Uber. I couldn't. Long story short, we gotta go back to my house, and then come back, and then I'll be ready. But you won't be wet no more, will you?
What's up, y'all? It's your girl Lex P. And it's your girl Drea Nicole. And you are tuned in to another episode of Poor Minds. Where a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts. We got a guest today. We got a guest today. It's one of y'all favorite guests, too. Literally.
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Lex been killing the intros. Yeah, I didn't know she was. I thought the nigga was going to walk in. Who else they got? You was like, I did all that. They were directing shit.
You direct Broken Blade.
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Chapter 2: What happened during Lex's trip to Brazil?
Yes, that's what I've noticed. Like a lot of places, they don't have like the hand towels. They have little makeup rags and stuff like for the women. I use that shit. There ain't nobody finna use no makeup rags. I see. I gotta watch me.
I just feel like I have to take a shower every time before I go somewhere. All day, every day. And I'm not going to lie, I've gotten to the point to where now I don't get, like, wasted, drunk anymore. I don't. So every time, like, I go out, I especially wash my makeup off. I just always take a shower. It just feels better.
Bro, that sleep hit different. Yeah, it do. I don't know how a motherfucker could sleep that good and you ain't bathing. Mm-hmm. I don't think people got... All day? Yeah. People don't got sensitive noses. You ain't take them out all day?
Y'all know that people don't have sensitive noses no more, though. Why? They just don't. Them other people. You know, okay, so let me give y'all a little history lesson real quick. So, you know, they say, like... Whatever you believe, like, we all started as one race, one kind. Yeah. Then the people, you know, we moved to the hotter region, Africa.
So over time, we developed wider noses, you know, to take in more air because it was so hot. They moved to the Caucasus Mountains where it was cold. So therefore, their noses got a little smaller to not take in so much cold air so they could survive in the colder region. That's probably, they can't smell nothing. Damn.
They can't smell nothing. They can't smell nothing. What about the ones with the big noses, though? I mean... They can't smell nothing either. I don't know. That's just my... That's the only thing I can think of.
Imagine the first person who used deodorant and came back around there by the freshest of motherfuckers. You know, they changed the game. I know. Like, nigga, why you smelling good like that, boy?
Well, first... Not boy, because you know it was a nigga that did it.
Yeah, you know it had to be a nigga. It was a nigga, but you know what? What I always think about, I always think about stuff like the person who made deodorant and toothpaste, they was fed the fuck up. Oh, yeah, they were tired. They was mad as fuck. Like, they was like, bro.
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