Transition: The Bread Draft

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Who do the hosts thank at the episode start and why does it matter?

Vinny Rotino 0:01

I'm glad that that hit the masses, you know. So many jokes to be made in so little time, but I'm glad to see it. Thanks to Munataka Murakami and Derek Shoman, first of all. Thanks to Ray Diaz, Tyler Buterbaugh, Brandon Fryer helping us out. Thanks to Russ Dorsey. Thanks to our guests today. Thanks to Grant Paulson, who came on with us in the 1125 segment. Grant and Danny on 106.7 The Fan in D.C. Thanks to Ian Happ. Thanks to Cody Westerlin, Connor O'Donnell, Jacob Stutz, and Max Curtis. And thanks to Lawrence Holmes and Matt Spiegel for sharing the studio with us. We thanked Russ, right?

Laurence Holmes 0:45

Thank you to Russ Dorsey. Yeah, we get it. Like, it's a big step down. You've got Marshall and Layla and Russ in here. And then the handsome takes a curve. Like, it just goes straight down. How dare you? I disagree. When the two of us walk in.

Matt Spiegel 0:59

How dare you? I disagree.

Laurence Holmes 1:00

Have you seen Spade's full head of locks? Luscious locks? It is luscious hair. I will say that he does have the great hair. That's what I'm saying. So does Russ, though. Okay, that's fair.

Matt Spiegel 1:10

That's a fair point.

Vinny Rotino 1:12

You look good bald. That's a flex.

Matt Spiegel 1:14

Correct. That's true. Why must we compare? Why can we not amplify? Why can't they hand the handsome baton directly to us to carry forward into the evening?

Vinny Rotino 1:24

How does it go? What does the handsome baton handoff look like?

Matt Spiegel 1:27

Very handsome. Well, for him, it's a brush and a comb. Yeah, but to Lawrence's point, we look good doing it. The handsome baton handoff. You know, it's not the most efficient one because we stop and we admire ourselves. That's not real.

How do the hosts joke about appearance and the 'handsome baton' handoff?

Matt Spiegel 1:43

Dig yourself. Exactly. Ever since they put these freaking cameras on these phones and so many people use the camera as an actual mirror. doesn't always work that's a tv trick marshall i didn't have that till recently oh you didn't know that i'm a fairly i'm a i'm a much more new kind of tv person as to all you people time oh yeah i'm i'm active now but like that i was like god is there a mirror somewhere then i saw somebody using the phone i'm like oh yeah oh yeah i got that oh yeah i got that i could just hit the flip around on the on the doohickey and the mirror is still best in my opinion is it yeah mirror with lights

Vinny Rotino 2:16

i mean well if you're on set mirror because you're under lights so that'll work you know what i want to do i was just uh texting about this with our friend jay zwoski he of the i'm fat podcast even though he's not fat anymore it's really yeah yeah thank you for pointing out the the truth here is it that you both have decided no more lettuce ever no jay did flex on that on his instagram story

Matt Spiegel 2:39

What, no more lettuce ever?

Vinny Rotino 2:40

He's like, we've been warning you about this for years.

Matt Spiegel 2:43

The 10 to 12 day thing that I didn't know about until Layla brought it up at halftime. So apparently it takes 10 to 12 days to even know that you have this thing inside of you, the parasite. And that's when you start with the- Bacteria. Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. Bacteria. Whatever. The thing that causes you to- Get really ill, violently ill from a part of your body that you don't want to get violently ill. What's the time? It's time to get ill. Very good. So, yeah, I was texting with Jay. Jay sent me a picture, as he often does, of any time there is half a donut at his work because this was the whole thing is like when there's a dozen donuts for free on the table, you're like, you know, I'll just have half a donut.

Matt Spiegel 3:22

And then you walk back 15 minutes later and you're like, oh, look, half a donut. And you just have the other half. And you feel better about yourself. So he sent me a picture of half a donut. And he said, hey, you look good on TV. And I said, thank you. You know what I want to bring, though? I keep wanting to bring my own desk. Like a strap-on desk, if need be. Because sometimes they seat you in those chairs. You know the Fox Sunday night chairs? And you're like, man, I miss the desk of the studio. So can I just bring my own strap-on desk everywhere I go? You might want to.

Laurence Holmes 3:51

Call it something else.

Vinny Rotino 3:53

I would call it something else. Really? Portable desk. It's up to you.

Matt Spiegel 3:56

You call it whatever you want.