Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Internet Destroyed Them - The Coldplay Kiss Cam Scandal
15 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What triggered the Coldplay kiss cam scandal?
Remember when that cheating couple got caught on the kiss cam at the Coldplay concert? What really happened that night? And did those two stay together? Now, this story starts with this woman, Kristen. And Kristen is about 53 years old, living on the East Coast. And one day in 2024, something pretty cool happens to her.
She goes on a job interview for this billion dollar data company called Astronomer. And she ends up meeting the company's CEO, this guy. Andy. And Andy and the company eventually hire Kristen to work as head of HR, which now makes Andy her boss. And soon she and Andy are working together and talking every day, like normal co-workers. And apparently Kristen thinks Andy is fine.
Here's the thing, though. She's actually married. However, it's not really that simple. Her marriage isn't going all that well. In fact, she and her husband are officially separated. So at work, Kristen chats with Andy and talks to him about her separation. And Andy tells her that his marriage isn't going very well either. And they actually kind of bond over this.
And over time, they grow closer and closer. And even though Kristen knows they can't date because, you know, he's her boss and she's the head of HR and that would be an HR nightmare for the company, Kristen apparently can't help but have romantic thoughts about Andy. And of course she can't. I mean, look at this handsome motherfucker right here.
Anyway, then at some point in 2025, Kristen's friends give her tickets to a Coldplay concert. And when she gets an extra ticket, she knows exactly who she wants to invite as her plus one. Her boss, Andy. So she goes and she asks him. And surprisingly, he says yes. And Kristen is probably all excited to go out with her secret crush for the first time.
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Chapter 2: How did Kristen and Andy's relationship develop before the concert?
But then, on the way to the concert, Kristen gets a text from her daughter. And that text is telling her that Kristen's husband, the one she separated from, is going to be at the same Coldplay concert. And Kristen's probably thinking, you know, no big deal. It's a little awkward, but, you know, there's a lot of people there. He probably won't even see me.
And so Andy and Kristen arrive at the concert. And, you know, it's Coldplay, so the stadium is packed. So they're there and they're enjoying the band and they're having some drinks and they're getting a little tipsy and they're dancing around. And since they're in a private VIP section, Kristen feels like no one will see them. And there, things start to get a little flirty between her and Andy.
And they end up kissing. Which, as the head of HR, kissing your boss is a big no-no. But f*** it. I mean, who's gonna know? Am I right? And so it's at that moment that Andy is standing behind her and she takes his hands and she wraps them around her.
And Kristen is so focused on Andy that she doesn't hear Coldplay's lead singer, Chris Martin, on stage announce that they're going to put some fans in the crowd up on the Jumbotron as part of the show so that he can like sing to them or whatever.
So if you look at the screens, we're going to come looking and see who's out there to say hello to.
And that is when kaboom, Kristen looks up and she sees herself on a giant screen in front of 50,000 people.
Oh, look at these two. All right, come on. You're okay? Uh-oh, what? Either they're having an affair or they're just very shy.
And their reaction lets the entire stadium know that they were doing something that they weren't supposed to be doing. So Kristen's good time suddenly turns into panic. I mean, she knows her estranged husband is in the crowd and he must have seen her. And you know, that's pretty awkward. While Andy, he's having problems too. I mean, he's also married. What if someone saw him and tells his wife?
And then it dawns on the both of them. What if someone from work is here at the concert and just saw us? I mean, Andy and Kristen could get reported and lose their jobs. So immediately they leave the concert and they drive back to Kristen's place. And there they get on her computer and they start writing a joint email to the board of directors explaining what happened.
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Chapter 3: What unexpected event occurred at the Coldplay concert?
And the ad basically makes fun of the whole Coldplay kiss cam situation. And so Kristen sees this ad and she gets all pissed off at Gwyneth Paltrow for doing it. But, you know, whatever. There's not much she can do. And so she's hoping that now everyone has had their laugh and, you know, maybe the public can just move on and forget about all this.
Until... For some reason, this is one of those memes that people online just can't seem to let go. And from there, random ass people decide to make Kristen and Andy's life a living hell. People start creating fake Facebook profiles using Kristen's husband's name and Andy's wife's name.
People start messaging their spouses, which forces the spouses to have to delete all their social media accounts. People start spreading rumors and conspiracies about them, like that Andy is allegedly wanting to sue Chris Martin for invasion of privacy and emotional distress. People even start doxing Kristen, and some of them start driving by her house at all hours of the day.
Sometimes people call just to harass her and call her a homewrecker and tell her that she needs to watch her back because they know where she lives. Why are they threatening her? In fact, Kristen gets five or 600 calls a day from TV producers and news channels and whoever asking her questions about the state of her marriage.
while paparazzi park outside her house and wait for her to come outside so that they can get a picture trying to see if she's wearing a wedding ring or not. And so poor Kristen, she waits weeks before she feels safe enough to even go outside again. And pretty soon after all this, Kristen officially finally gets a divorce. But Andy, however, actually doesn't.
He appears to have reconciled with his wife and they end up staying together. But ultimately, Andy ends up resigning from his job as CEO of Astronomer, and Kristen, she knows that she can no longer be the head of HR, so she resigns as well. And after all that, the two of them agree that it would probably be best if they never spoke again.
And as far as I've read, they actually haven't spoken to one another since all this happened.
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